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75855   zzyzzx   2016 Oct 21, 11:23am  

If Hillary gets in we can expect record levels of fraud.

75856   Tenpoundbass   2016 Oct 21, 11:25am  

Tenpoundbass says

More political sodomy of America

I'm sharpening a mop handle as we speak. Then i'm going to dip it in pitch and run it through broken glass then I'm going to run it up every Democrat voters ass that will vote for me.
Metaphorically speaking...

75857   Rin   2016 Oct 21, 12:45pm  

justme says

Newspaper columnist and TV pundit Charles Krauthammer is a bought and paid for right-wing shill. He has no principle except for pandering to and serving the rich and powerful through his relentless propaganda work

That's why the world needs to vote for me, an honest serial hoe bonker.

When ppl asked, "What do you like to do?", I respond, "I like to f.uck hoes!"

They say, "Well, should you shouldn't want that. Instead, you should be thinking about family values and having meaningful relationships."

I then say, "F.uck that!"

75858   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Oct 21, 1:29pm  

You know how else won't vote for Trump? Perennial Sage and Clairvoyant, Tom Friedman
www.youtube.com/embed/dnoh_J40EJ0
He loves her speeches. And as we all know, Mr. 6 Months nails it every time.

Wise Man Say: Do the Opposite of What Mustache Says and You'll avoid Disaster.

75859   Patrick   2016 Oct 21, 4:03pm  

I will be there!

75860   Ceffer   2016 Oct 21, 5:34pm  

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's an Immense Hirsute Lesbian in a UFO!

Maybe that's why Einstein wanted to change his equation to E=IHL squared.

75861   HydroCabron   2016 Oct 21, 9:28pm  

The Tiny-Fingered, Thin-Skinned Ferret-Wearing Cheeto Shitgibbon's new hotels will no longer bear the Rump name:

Following the “soft opening” of the Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C, NBC reported that rates at the hotel were immediately discounted while other more established hotels were holding firm and booked solid.

“Deluxe” rooms at Trump International Hotel, normally priced at $575 a night, were being offered for $505 — with a discount to $404 for AAA members.

According to a check of Expedia, similar rooms at the St. Regis Washington, D.C. were going for $655, with the Hay-Adams completely full.

...

With reports that Trump hotels are seeing occupancy rates plummet faster than the GOP presidential nominee is falling in the polls, the CEO for Trump Hotels announced future travelers won’t be seeing the old name on any new developments.

According to Travel + Leisure, new Trump luxury hotels will now bear the “Scion” name.

75862   Ceffer   2016 Oct 21, 10:21pm  

Trump can offer bonuses to the scraggly lounge hookers for signing up johns for Trump University.

75863   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 Oct 22, 7:59am  

Doesn't that asshole know that we know that he stole the name and the whole idea from Toyota? Do the new scion cars - I mean - hotels come in funky neck beard shapes?

75864   Tenpoundbass   2016 Oct 22, 11:40am  

Ironman says

FIRST, propose a Constitutional Amendment to impose term limits on all members of Congress;

I hope he isn't going to attack them in that order. That is how Obama really fucked everyone the most. If you consider for a moment that it wasn't intentional.

I don't think he will ever get that one approved and that that's not one he can or has the authority to executive order on. And besides I'm fine with the fact that executive order actions are only valid for said President's Term. So Trump is going to have to get Congress to vote on these Bills and Acts before he can sign them into law. I don't see how the Employees will ever vote on themselves being fired.
It could be done at the State level, but then that would be unfair because there would be a lot of partisan states both red and blue that would not place restrictions.

He will never get to his second list and would use that as his campaign to get re-elected. And depending how bogged down in a fight with Congress trying to pass the bullet one in the first list it could all wind up being never realized promises anyway. He needs to go in kicking every nut he sees.

75865   lostand confused   2016 Oct 22, 12:20pm  

Wow-now Hilalry's list
1) Make it legal to delete emails/any other info after subpeona from congress
2)Make it legal to take unlimited cash from foreign governments
3)Declare war on any countries that do not pay the Foundation
4)Make it legal to lie, bribe etc to the FBI and any alw enforcement
5)Make it legal to reveal highly classified info to score a petty point.
6)Once foreign govmts pay up-make all illegal immigrants legal and give the whole hemisphere the right to vote-as long as they vote for her. Ballots for non citizens will have only one choice.

75866   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2016 Oct 22, 12:23pm  

Love it all.

75867   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2016 Oct 22, 12:24pm  

LOL.

Sounds like the idiots here who let words on the internet affect them personally.

75868   ttsmyf   2016 Oct 22, 12:28pm  

Trump will show this compelling price history

http://showrealhist.com
and denounce its omission.

75869   Ceffer   2016 Oct 22, 12:48pm  

I hate to admit it, but I like some of those proposals. Bad Ceffer, Bad!

75870   Ceffer   2016 Oct 22, 12:51pm  

If it's supposed to appeal to MILLXYs, shouldn't the logo be: "Like Mom's basement, only above ground!"

75871   zzyzzx   2016 Oct 22, 1:08pm  

Ironman says

THIRD, a requirement that for every new federal regulation, two existing regulations must be eliminated;

Love it!!

Ironman says

THIRD, cancel all federal funding to Sanctuary Cities

Quite possibly, one of my favorites!

I should really check Dons schedule, since Gettysburg is not very far away from me.

75872   patriotgamer148   2016 Oct 22, 1:39pm  

Last but not least: Hang out on breitbart and wait for that faggot Milo.

75873   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Oct 22, 1:56pm  

B-B-But, pointing out problems with Elections is pure unadulterated unprecedented anti-American Putin-esque behavior!

(Except when Salon, Mother Jones, Alternet, Obama, Kerry, Gore, etc. bring it up).

75874   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Oct 22, 2:04pm  

Hmm, Podesta knew about birddogging, eh? Did he ever speak/write to Creamer and Fogel?

75875   zzyzzx   2016 Oct 22, 3:28pm  

Trump should make this the national anthem:

www.youtube.com/embed/ZSssrirbaAE

75876   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Oct 22, 4:20pm  

Undecided voters at this point are overwhelmingly either abstainers or shy Trumpers.

There is no Official Kultur social stigma attached to being a Hillary voter, but there is for Trump.

75877   zzyzzx   2016 Oct 22, 4:37pm  

www.youtube.com/embed/Hyaj-ufeotQ

This is going to happen to Bill every time he goes in public until he finally dies of AIDS.

75878   Ceffer   2016 Oct 22, 5:20pm  

PUSSYGRABBER HOOTERS!

75879   Ceffer   2016 Oct 22, 5:29pm  

They will all have gazebos with 24/24 Trumpligula tirades, where you don't have to worry about whether it's the truth, because EVERYTHING you hear is guaranteed to be a lie, obfuscation, gas lighting, misdirection, distortion, purposeful paraphrasing, finger pointing, blame shifting, malign sales pitch or outright denial.

If anything you hear is the truth, Trumpligula will sue and cover the costs of litigation.

TRUTH IS THE ENEMY OF SUCCESS!

75880   HydroCabron   2016 Oct 22, 5:41pm  

The Four Squeezin's Resorts

Orange Lyin' Inn & Suites

Chateau de Frottage Golf Course & Spa

Bankruptcy Suites

75881   Tenpoundbass   2016 Oct 22, 6:41pm  

I stumbled on an Article about Trump on the ABC news website. All of the coments top comment was deleted, but the thousand of pro Hillary replies were all there. Also the bad thread talking shit about Trump were all there. ABC refuses alternate opinions on their news topic threads. They will delete you with prejudice. That's the first Poll I wanna believe.

What a crock of shit.

75882   Ceffer   2016 Oct 22, 7:14pm  

FISTING U! FINGER LICKIN' GOOD!

75883   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Oct 22, 7:31pm  

The only disqus site I'm banned from is ABC. I can post everywhere else and never received a warning. Do they have a pro-Trump Ban Algo? No idea.

The Guardian now is SJWs all the time. Other than that it's lockstep with Neoliberalism. I haven't even seen any "Don't worry, we still have the odd article about economic unfairness, see this 1000 word quickie?"

75884   Patrick   2016 Oct 22, 7:34pm  

Tenpoundbass says

ABC refuses alternate opinions on their news topic threads. They will delete you with prejudice.

I am proud to say patrick.net does not delete alternate opinions.

75885   Patrick   2016 Oct 22, 7:43pm  

Got my ticket!

75886   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 Oct 22, 7:44pm  

Yuge discount to all guests who brandish a sidearm while wearing assless chaps and yelling death to Islamistan.

75887   Ceffer   2016 Oct 22, 7:46pm  

Are they offering complementary radiator chains in extra petite size to the first hundred viewers?

75888   Patrick   2016 Oct 22, 7:48pm  

What's a radiator chain?

75889   Y   2016 Oct 22, 8:00pm  

I'll catch it when it comes out on 8-track...

75891   Ceffer   2016 Oct 22, 9:48pm  

rando says

What's a radiator chain?

For lashing the wimmin's to the radiator, where they belong!

75892   patriotgamer148   2016 Oct 23, 7:45am  

Ironman says

makes you wonder?

Only if you're a dumb breitbart faggot like you.

Ironman says

Can you see a pattern??

Homo says, "Whut?"

75893   lostand confused   2016 Oct 23, 7:51am  

patriotgamer148 says

nly if you're a dumb breitbart faggot like you.

Aah the party and peace and tolerance shows their true colors.

75894   patriotgamer148   2016 Oct 23, 8:42am  

To hell with peace and tolerance. We need kick some ass and faggots don't manage. Trmps a pussy and his Milo sucking nimrod lackeys can't think for themselves, they just need a Putin to pull on himself and talk like a big man.

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