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On a purely superficial note, if I'm going to have to see a couple of women, constantly, for the next 4 years – I want the Trumps.

Some Jedi ass rides a tauntaun in the middle of traffic.

www.youtube.com/embed/xn3vvbD0X1M

It wouldn't be so bad if he would quit slicing off people's side mirrors with his light saber.

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To celebrate Damn You Autocorrect’s 1-year anniversary online, we compiled the Top 50 Fan Favorite DYAC entries (as determined by Facebook shares, tweets, comments, and pageviews). And now… here are the top 25 entries! Enjoy – and keep all the great submissions coming! 25.

rando says

I love the bartender.

I prefer a Scottish Breakfast, whatever.

This is true. I managed to draw a qwerty keyboard using only memory, but I had to pretend to type on my drawing to remember what each key was. I could map memory going from letter or symbol to hand movement, but not map key location to character. Weird, huh?

This is the only tattoo I'd consider getting. And then just to go out with a joke.

No picture and too lazy to make my own...

There are more women named Ashley Madison then there are women on Ashely Madison.

There are some things you can blame on autocorrect. This clearly isn't one of them. Autocorrect does not insert profanity and would actually correct against it. So clearly, the writer meant fuck.

rando says

The surprise is that it does not say "(left)".