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Tenpoundbass
2016 Sep 24, 5:44am
If it was planned parenthood there would be no kid in that picture, those people are way gung-ho on promoting abortions.
Man I was never good at this stuff, you must have studied hard.
indigenous
2016 Oct 31, 1:21pm
Fired After 31 Years
James "Jim" Whitey, the head gardener at the White Housewas dismissed today after 31 years of loyal service to scores
of US Presidents and First Ladies.
In an exclusive interview outside the back gate of the Presidential
Residence, the 64-year old Mr. Whitey, proclaimed his innocence
and strongly condemned his firing.
"It all happened so fast. I'm still in a daze," said the bewildered
Whitey. "All I know is, I was getting ready to weed the rose bed
outside the Oval Office window like I do every week.
I called out to my assistants, "Has anyone seen the spade and the
hoe?" and the next thing I knew, the Secret Service was hauling my
ass off the property.
indigenous
2016 Nov 18, 12:02pm
Make America Hot Again!
On a purely superficial note, if I'm going to have to see a couple of women, constantly, for the next 4 years – I want the Trumps.
Ceffer
2016 Dec 3, 11:03am
It wouldn't be so bad if he would quit slicing off people's side mirrors with his light saber.
indigenous
2016 Dec 6, 8:07am
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To celebrate Damn You Autocorrect’s 1-year anniversary online, we compiled the Top 50 Fan Favorite DYAC entries (as determined by Facebook shares, tweets, comments, and pageviews). And now… here are the top 25 entries! Enjoy – and keep all the great submissions coming! 25.
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