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You're not fit for Alaska. It takes a next level degree of survival skills to make a go of it there. Cheechakos freeze and starve and get trampled by moose that ought to be dinner. Perhaps Chile will be kinder to you.

First, take a deep breath and let it out slowly. Then, calm down and let out the fear. This is not going to be the end. Not in your lifetime. No matter what all the statistics say.

You are not Noah. Even in the times of the flood, the whole world did not flood, just a portion in the mediterranean area. And now we have emergency procedures, evacuation protocols, and planes and helicopters can fly us to safety. Even if you stay right where you are, you will be safe.

Of course, if you want to move for other reasons than fear, then move. Alaska is really, really cold, and it seems somewhat desolate and lonely up there. I wouldn't want to live there. I've never been to Chile.

i think becoming & staying fit is 100x more important than building these silly bunkers.

i'd say for many Americans, losing weight should be the #1 priority for longevity. they are more likely to go bye bye from weight gain related problems than some fantasy apocalyptic disaster.

You can't escape human caused global warming.
It gets bad when an animal's(human's) habitat is destroyed.

I'll place my bunker under Rin's hookers in Montreal and take my chances.

My paranoid projections still maintain an iota of sense.

Don't knock it. If you had the same money, you would do the same.

Obvious news

Melonia needs her beauty sleep. That won't happen while Trump is smacking chomps on a bucket of KFC in bed, while cussing out random teenagers on Twitter for saying mean things about him

Not big a deal. My parents sleep in separate rooms because my mom snores. They get better sleep that way.

In Trump's case, if he only sleeps 4 hours a night, that would be hard for Melania to sleep continuously if he's getting in and out of bed.

This is a giant nothingburger.

The question is - will there be lawlessness once the shit hits the fan. Because if there is, a bunker will not save you.

Many a nuclear submarine is a good option.

If the house is a rockin', don't bother knockin'.

Blurtman says

Looks like Melania caught him partying with Rin's hoes, and made him sleep on the sofa.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

In real life, Trump wants to be Putin's wife.

That's a great idea. In the old days kings made peace with each other by giving their daughters hand in marriage. I commend Trump for making this sacrifice for his country, but i think Putin would rather have Melania as his wife.

Still won't admit all of the falsified temperature data, huh?

I think that a modest space station powered by cold fusion and shrewd stock picks could also be a viable 3rd option.

Nuclear torpedoes have the power to wipe out almost everything remotely near the coast. Sakharov was right nearly 50 years ago.

Alaska is a "colony" mostly dependent on the USA, despite residents' rhetoric of autarky and independence. It may have the resources but little in the way of processing them. It has more people than Wyoming, but concentrated in a far smaller area as 90% of Alaska lives within a few miles of the Pacific Coast.

Why not New Zealand?

Why not the Canadian Tundra or Atlantic Coast? Should be downright pleasant if it goes up a few degrees, as the Vikings can attest to.

Wogster has gone mental. So sad.

Is Melania transgender?

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

How GAY! is THIS: Trump & Melania Sleep In Separate Bedrooms: They Never Spend The Night Together

That's only because Melania is afraid Trump will grab her pussy.

Besides, there's not enough room in the bed with Ivanka already there, and she's way hotter than Melenia as Trump has pointed out many times.

jazz music says

Chile is a really seismically active place.

Isn't Alaska also earthquake prone?

Doesn't it get Chile in Alaska already?

This is a nothing story, you can beat Trump supporters and throw shit at them with CNN filming it, and nobodies race is even mentioned. Even though those attackers are yelling "Fuck White People!".

The appropriate response is to now shut down a Trump rally, and brutally assault everyone there. AGAIN! Fuck everybody knows that.

Because there are no black people in Baltimore City where this guy lives to do this to???

@BoomAndBustCycle let's compare the rate at which white people target and kill blacks to the rate at which blacks target and kill whites!

In 2013, of the approximately 660,000 crimes of interracial violence that involved blacks and whites, blacks were the perpetrators 85 percent of the time. This meant a black person was 27 times more likely to attack a white person than vice versa.

https://www.amren.com/the-color-of-crime/

Let's look at the percent of all homicides that are interracial:

http://wmbriggs.com/post/7168/

Total black murder of whites is about 3x the total white murder of blacks, but if blacks are only about 10% of the population, again blacks are about 30x more likely to murder whites that the reverse.

So thank you for pointing out that the very rare white guy who murders a black is notable exactly for its rarity.

Yes, it happens, but white people are clearly far less racist than black people on average.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

This may just be the key to this whole mess.

I think you're making this much more complicated than it really is. Trump doesn't fuck Melania because he's a faggot. All the Trump brats are Putin's kids, a product of the deal made many years ago: Putin backs Trump with money, assassinations by poisoning, intel through hacking, etc., and Vlad gets to fuck the shit out of all Trump's family and Miss America contestants. Trump's fingers are too short to work a smartphone so he Tweets with his cock. This is what he meant when he stood in front of America and talked about how important it is for you to know how well his cock functions. During the day he's playing golf, being deposed in a lawsuit for stiffing some blue-collar peasant, lying to a crowd of retards, or playing golf, so he's going to Tweet all night while Melania has monkey sex with Serbian NBA players who share her love of ethnic cleansing-themed porn from the 1990s. Throw in some Albanian midgets and she'll fuck for 20 hours straight and never leave Trump Tower.

Violence statistics comparing races cannot exclude a clear comparison of socio-economic background. A fair statistic would be to compare how poor, desperate and marginalized people in big cities with limited resources are more violent. How many people making over $100k a year are out killing people indiscriminately.

Actually, black violence is much higher at every socioeconomic level.

So it's not about wealth.

I posted some research about this before.

Isn't it a Secret Service job to make sure the Presidential BallSack is drained on a daily basis? The First Lady is just for photo ops and a cardboard cutout sense of propriety.

rando says

Actually, black violence is much higher at every socioeconomic level.

So it's not about wealth.

I posted some research about this before.

Sure, because a handful of generations removed from slavery and selective breeding of slaves... And a single generation removed from segregation and civil rights movements dont skew those statistics at all.

Lol, the point about income is wrong. That's all. It does not explain black violence.

Why is Paul Ryan and the GOPe messing with the economy, talking Obamneycare Lite and delaying tax reform.

Out! Out! Out!

Elect Rohrabacher as Majority Leader.

BoomAndBustCycle says

Just gonna leave this one right here... To counter all the anti-Muslim rhetoric.

1. Plenty of Muslims are White. See Albania, Bosnia, Caucasus (y'know, where the Caucasians come from). Have same massive Clan-based Crime and Violence Problems.
2. Islam isn't a race anyway.
3. Whites are 65%+ of the population, more if you include "White Hispanics". Muslims are less than 2%. Compare the Crime and Terrorism in the US, UK, or France...
4. What Patrick said in his above chart.

rando says

Lol, the point about income is wrong. That's all. It does not explain black violence.

So what's your explanation?

So you thought the Broughams and the differences were pretty

They both have subduction zones that caused respectively the 2 most powerful earthquakes ever observed:
22 May 1960 – Chile Magnitude 9.5
28 March 1964 – Prince William Sound, Alaska - Magnitude 9.2

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/mar/11/10-most-powerful-earthquakes-history

WaPoIsHitler Lipsovitch says

Why not

just stay put since nothing is going to happen anyway. I'm taking it for granted that this speculation is all being done humorously and no one is seriously thinking of uprooting themselves on pure speculation. In the worst case scenario just be sure you have a good air-conditioner.