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At least the rich people will be the first to die when the apes take over.

Sounds like the probably fictitious tombstone of cowboy:

Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a .44
No Les, No Moore

Straw Man says

Um, why is the janitor wearing a sexy little black dress and pumps? Why aren't the janitors where I work like that? I mean hot, not ugly and wearing that stuff.

Dan8267 says

Straw Man says

Um, why is the janitor wearing a sexy little black dress and pumps? Why aren't the janitors where I work like that? I mean hot, not ugly and wearing that stuff.

Because she's not a janitor?

And how the fuck you determined that the broad is "hot" and "not ugly" from a 30x30 pic?

How did he take the picture?

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Not funny. Post in different thread.

rando says

Not funny. Post in different thread.

Which one?

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indigenous says

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There was a point in the mid 70's a reoccuring theme of people dying or dangerous pitfalls for the Heroes was Quicksand.
It seemed almost every Television show and many movies wrote it into the script.
Then around the late 80's they started debunking they myth of quicksand. The truth is people are more boyant than quicksand. Most people will only sink up to their waiste.
Coastal muck is more dangerous than quicksand. Your foot can get caught trapping you when the high tide comes in.

Oh ok thanks, I didn't know that about quick sand must of missed the memo on that, I still thought it would suck you under. The reason I always stayed clear of the swamp.

In Alaska people get killed every year by getting stuck in the muck and then being drowned by a super fast rising tide. (so fast people can actually surf it).

Maybe something the Wogster can take up in his new residence.

So I guess you could use that same performacne art concept to make a Sheet metal scuplture of the Windows 95 desktop mechanics work.

Booger says

Makes perfect sense. Whenever and wherever children are unlikely to make it to adulthood, parents have many children as insurance for their genes. The greater the survival of children, the fewer that are produced. This was also true of white people in the 1800s when they would have five or six children expecting half to die before adulthood.

It's an evolutionary defense strategy.