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#135: N. Y. C. 17, N. Y.

That really dates it! 1957?

Ripped off from another thread:
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When I worked at Lone Star Gas Company, Mr. Silvey and his wife who ran the Flame Room would have BBQ ribs, red soda pop and watermelon June Teenth (19th), the day Texas received word the slaves had been freed and everyone seemed to enjoy it: http://www.unvisiteddallas.com/archives/63

A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school.

While there the boy came home from school and studied every day. At the end of the marking period the boy got straight A's. So his parents asked him, “What motivated you to do so well in school?”

He replied, “When I saw that guy nailed to a plus sign I knew they weren’t fooling around!”

Ha, my buddy went to Catholic school and he got smacked around twice for asking "Isn't James the Brother of Jesus?" Once by the Sister, the second time by Mum.

I'd just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, ear Of corn & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days.' I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'

I walked past a Black kid sitting at a bus stop as I went into the bank. When I came out, he looked at me and said 'Any Change?' I said, 'Nope, you're still here'.

Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches Tonight. I thought to myself, 'fat chance', with a face like that!

A 10-year old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man passing By asks 'What's wrong, lad?' The boy says 'Me ma died this morning.' 'Oh Bejaysus,' The man says. 'Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?' The boy replies, 'No tanks mister, sex is the last thing on my mind at the Moment.'

Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since nearly all of the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon Sandwich works best!

Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such a fantastic shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.

I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could Look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself, 'I'm going to take that.'

I had a big lead in a trivia competition at a local bar until the last question which I got wrong. The question was where do women have the curliest hair?...Fiji was the correct answer...Hell, how did I know they wanted the name of a country?

I took my biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct Answers.

Old but good, both lyrics and attire of performers. Sorry for quality of sound

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I think it's a reaction to extremely aggressive and intolerant pc censorship.

I wouldn't post deliberately offensive material myself, but I understand the desire to flip off arrogant oppressors, especially with the media and universities on a never-ending witch hunt.

zzyzzx says

Well, that explains Google image tagging.

TwoScoopsMcGee says

Ha, my buddy went to Catholic school and he got smacked around twice for asking "Isn't James the Brother of Jesus?" Once by the Sister, the second time by Mum.

I have a Paki friend who married a Phillipina and so had to go to Catholic education classes before the wedding (I admire that, could get him in deep shit with other Pakis).

He said he messed with the dogma teachers a bit by asking "But how do we know that Mary was a virgin?" Lol.

The Patriarchy is always to blame

Europe according to italy