I also like how the "how to do parkour" snuck in there for a "how do I fart" query. Google still has some work to do apparently. Same can be said for our citizens from NJ.
Adam Savage did a myth busters episode to see which was more efficient hacking the living dead with a machete or shooting them. They were using a nerf gun and a sponge axe. The thing that struck me odd with the sponge axe was. They never had to put their foot on the chest as the pull the knife out of the cleaved skull. They confirmed hacking Zombies would be faster. But I still say didn't account for the efficiency of bullets cutting through the bone.
#humor