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1420   Tenpoundbass   2018 Oct 11, 5:31pm  

MockingbirdKiller says


Adam Savage did a myth busters episode to see which was more efficient hacking the living dead with a machete or shooting them.
They were using a nerf gun and a sponge axe. The thing that struck me odd with the sponge axe was. They never had to put their foot on the chest as the pull the knife out of the cleaved skull. They confirmed hacking Zombies would be faster. But I still say didn't account for the efficiency of bullets cutting through the bone.
1421   rocketjoe79   2018 Oct 11, 6:07pm  

Well, let's also talk stopping power. If the zombie touches you, they win. So, .45 cal will put them down when hit. With 9mm, 5.56mm, etc. they might still come at ya.
There is a reason the mobsters of old shot 45 submachine guns. Goes through car doors and light cover easily. You just have to control the muzzle rise with short, controlled bursts. Spray and pray wastes a lot of ammo. Backup is a .45 Colt - 7 rounds but all deadly.
1423   anonymous   2018 Oct 11, 6:12pm  

rocketjoe79 says
Well, let's also talk stopping power. If the zombie touches you, they win. So, .45 cal will put them down when hit. With 9mm, 5.56mm, etc. they might still come at ya.
There is a reason the mobsters of old shot 45 submachine guns. Goes through car doors and light cover easily. You just have to control the muzzle rise with short, controlled bursts. Spray and pray wastes a lot of ammo. Backup is a .45 Colt - 7 rounds but all deadly.
Agree. .45 is a cannon ball that'll knock you down. .357 just goes through you
1424   RWSGFY   2018 Oct 11, 6:44pm  

rocketjoe79 says
There is a reason the mobsters of old shot 45 submachine guns. Goes through car doors and light cover easily


Ummm, no. The only pistol cartridges capable of going through car doors at that time were .38 Super and .357 Magnum.
1434   Bd6r   2018 Oct 23, 4:07pm  

Khashoggi murder excuse:

1435   Bd6r   2018 Oct 23, 5:42pm  

1438   Tenpoundbass   2018 Oct 24, 6:09am  

We're working with a national brand, in a collaboration. The National Brand needs to send down a 850 EDI Sales Order.
All Woman Team, we need a few customized fields in the 850 EDI that is not in it out of the box. Their Devs have been working on it for over a year now.
They are just now starting to add the custom fields required. The launch was supposed to happen on the 20th of this month. Blew right past it came and went.
After many emails because our new CIO keeps pushing to me to harp on them to get a Test EDI order down so we can finish getting that into our ERP, and then pushed into the Dashboard for further manufacturing processing. They sent down an incomplete order that can't even flow through the system.

I don't trust any developers that ain't got enough fucking sense to realize your software is nothing but a huge steaming stinking pile of SHIT. IF you don't have your data model nailed down solid before you even write your first line of code. These Stupid CUNTS every fucking Liberal commie last one of them, are fucking idiots waiting until after the go live date to address the data model so their counter parts couldn't do a damn thing but wait for their sorry Socially Promoted stupid Ass.

I'm not knocking female Coders out there because there are some good ones. But most companies that hire Pussies instead of Brains, have the dumbest fucking Tech Shop in their industry.
1439   Bd6r   2018 Oct 24, 9:10am  

1440   Bd6r   2018 Oct 24, 9:14am  

1442   Evan F.   2018 Oct 24, 4:54pm  

Tenpoundbass says
The National Brand needs to send down a 850 EDI Sales Order.

Make sure you fill out those TPS reports with the new cover sheets
1445   Tenpoundbass   2018 Oct 25, 9:24am  

Laying Pipe
1448   Strategist   2018 Oct 25, 5:44pm  

MbS says


What number do I call if I see him?
1449   RC2006   2018 Oct 25, 6:05pm  

MbS says

Think I saw him in a video about casting couches.
1450   Patrick   2018 Oct 25, 6:22pm  

Hey, it's probably Norway, given the "Oslo" on the podium.
1451   RWSGFY   2018 Oct 25, 8:07pm  

Patrick says
Hey, it's probably Norway, given the "Oslo" on the podium.


Minus 10 points for not reading the small print. It says "Swedish TV pixelated the picture of the suspect, while the pictures can be fully seen in Norway". ;)
1452   Patrick   2018 Oct 25, 8:35pm  

You're right, didn't see that.
1454   Patrick   2018 Oct 26, 8:13am  

Instant karma!
1456   Strategist   2018 Oct 26, 11:56am  

zzyzzx says


Start with the head, and wait for further instructions.

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