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rocketjoe79 says

There is a reason the mobsters of old shot 45 submachine guns. Goes through car doors and light cover easily

Ummm, no. The only pistol cartridges capable of going through car doors at that time were .38 Super and .357 Magnum.

Khashoggi murder excuse:

We're working with a national brand, in a collaboration. The National Brand needs to send down a 850 EDI Sales Order.
All Woman Team, we need a few customized fields in the 850 EDI that is not in it out of the box. Their Devs have been working on it for over a year now.
They are just now starting to add the custom fields required. The launch was supposed to happen on the 20th of this month. Blew right past it came and went.
After many emails because our new CIO keeps pushing to me to harp on them to get a Test EDI order down so we can finish getting that into our ERP, and then pushed into the Dashboard for further manufacturing processing. They sent down an incomplete order that can't even flow through the system.

I don't trust any developers that ain't got enough fucking sense to realize your software is nothing but a huge steaming stinking pile of SHIT. IF you don't have your data model nailed down solid before you even write your first line of code. These Stupid CUNTS every fucking Liberal commie last one of them, are fucking idiots waiting until after the go live date to address the data model so their counter parts couldn't do a damn thing but wait for their sorry Socially Promoted stupid Ass.

I'm not knocking female Coders out there because there are some good ones. But most companies that hire Pussies instead of Brains, have the dumbest fucking Tech Shop in their industry.

Tenpoundbass says

The National Brand needs to send down a 850 EDI Sales Order.

Make sure you fill out those TPS reports with the new cover sheets

Laying Pipe

MbS says

What number do I call if I see him?

MbS says

Think I saw him in a video about casting couches.

Hey, it's probably Norway, given the "Oslo" on the podium.

Patrick says

Hey, it's probably Norway, given the "Oslo" on the podium.

Minus 10 points for not reading the small print. It says "Swedish TV pixelated the picture of the suspect, while the pictures can be fully seen in Norway". ;)

You're right, didn't see that.

Instant karma!

zzyzzx says

Start with the head, and wait for further instructions.

Halloween costume idea:

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Vader Ginsburg

MegaForce says

Both are God-damned Yankees.

dr6B says

Oh man, should not laugh, but too true.