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He brings up the holocaust and his dad, is that suppose to make him more believable poor Jew?

Isn't it all so Stalinesque convenient that Judge Commie slapped Roger Stone with a 100% gag order, days before Cohen would lie to Congress saying Stone told Trump he just got off the phone with Assange. But yet to this day, Mueller or nobody has never talked to Assange, subpoenaed his phone records or nothing?

This is how the Commie Cock Suckers Roll.

Before I thought calls for Gitmo and firing squads were excessive, now I'm saying it's what the Doctor ordered.

Giant anti Teump rant. It’s a drama show, doubt it’s honest. Democrats just doing what they do best undermining Trump via media.

He says that Trump asked him if he could name a black country that is not a shithole while Obama was in office. Everybody knows the answer to that question on the planet, oh no Trump is an asshole who would have guessed.

FortWayneIndiana says

Giant anti Teump rant. It’s a drama show, doubt it’s honest. Democrats just doing what they do best undermining Trump via media.

This is their big mistake, they have been pulling this shit so much that people don't even care.

True that.

It’s music to liberals, they are like starving dogs. They’ll buy anything as long as it’s anti Trump. Tell them he is alien from outer space, they’ll buy it too as long as it comes with an insult.

RC2006 says

FortWayneIndiana says

Giant anti Teump rant. It’s a drama show, doubt it’s honest. Democrats just doing what they do best undermining Trump via media.

This is their big mistake, they have been pulling this shit so much that people don't even care.

Cohen "I have lied but I'm not a liar" lol lawyers.

RC2006 says

He brings up the holocaust and his dad, is that suppose to make him more believable poor Jew?

Asshole.

Micheal Cohen tried to get Candice Owens to lie about Trump and smear him with racism.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/02/boom-candace-owens-drops-bomb-michael-cohen-approached-her-to-lie-about-racist-trump/

Candace Owens taunted Michael Cohen Wednesday morning after Trump’s former lawyer testified that Donald Trump is a “racist” and a “con man.”
Michael Cohen, a convicted liar who was just disbarred, testified in a public Congressional hearing on Wednesday.

In his opening statement, Cohen called President Trump a “racist” a “con man” and “a cheat.”

Candace Owens immediately dropped in with a little surprise.

Ms. Owens tweeted out a private Twitter message Michael Cohen sent her last summer and asked, “Should I go nuclear on Michael Cohen?”

“Should I go nuclear on Michael Cohen Who I know from years ago and who tried to approach me last summer to help “change the narrative” (also known as LIE) about the President?” Owens asked, adding, “Because I’m thinking I should. This coward plotted this entire “racist” lie to save himself.”

How's his Vocal Fry? Did he get the same preparation as Blasey Ford?

I should be enthusiastically noted, that this is First.

It is the first time a convicted person lying to Congress, was ever brought back to testify before Congress as a Star Witness or any Witness for that matter. Not only that and is the Star Witness in a fraudulent Charge against the sitting President. That is just a rouge for a Treasonous Coup attempt cover up .

So many Ass Whooping too few hands.

I'll also note for those of you at home following my inciteful rhetoric.

Turtle Head Mitch McConnell yesterday pulled his "Ah Gee Ya Know, I'm not sure if what Trump did with the Wall EO was constitutionally legit, I may vote against him now..."

He was hopping Cohen had more than what Cohen has come with. This is a disaster for moron that made life altering plans or put any on hold due to words that may come out of the Lying Cohen's mouth. We're going to see a different Mitch when Trump gets back. Lots of Ass Kissing and wrangling every GOP member in the Senate to vote down the House Bill to reverse Trump's Wall edict.

RIP Russia Collusion

I think he borrowed Obama's Globalist Teleprompter with Canned Slander Package. Poor shlub was so scripted, I am surprised he didn't sweat and cry, "Was it good enough? Please tell me it was good enough!"

RC2006 says

Looks like its about everything BUT Russia. They must have told this scumbag lawyer youll be ass pounded, if you don't put up a good show. He lied to congress and is doing time for it and is now up again wtf.

He also lied for Andrew Weismann, who is Mueller's right hand man.

Andrew Weismmann along with the rest of the Deep State hacks (Sally Yates, Susan Rice, Strzok, Bruce Ohr, McCabe, etc.) are under investigation by the US attorney office out of Utah.

The "insurance policy" which Strok mentioned was to stop a Trump presidency in order to prevent the Deep State from being exposed for abuse of power through FISA.

This day just keeps getting better. First I wake up to find I've got a new Stooge to promote my Agenda.
Now this!

Michael Cohen Admits He Never Told Trump He Was Going To Pay Stormy Daniels

www.youtube.com/embed/chsIdvzBbL8

Tim Aurora says

Trumptards blame "Deep State" for any non-political resistance

Nice attempt to marginalize or ridicule the fact that the DOJ and a lot of the senior career bureaucracy is filled with Democrat operatives

You do realize that Andrew Weismann attended Clinton's election night party ? You do realize that the federal bureaucracy is a natural fit for Democrats ?

Interesting.

Lot of mainstream news people reporting that Cohen was going to say Trump had advanced knowledge of the Wikileaks email release. But Cohen said Trump was told in July, but the Wikileaks release was public knowledge in June.

HeadSet says

Lot of mainstream news people reporting that Cohen was going to say Trump had advanced knowledge of the Wikileaks email release. But Cohen said Trump was told in July, but the Wikileaks release was public knowledge in June.

And Assange teased it in March. Which is why I remembered knowing about it even earlier.

You should definitely try that Jazz.
None so blind as those who refuse to see.

jazz_music says

Take your own advice for once please.

Quigley says

None so blind as those who refuse to see.

Good advice FWM - try one's own advice. And on that vein...

How about responding with that dissertation on inventory from the other evening - the one that someone ran away from - remember ? I do

Still waiting to see what it is I do not understand or know about inventory

Well, if it is Polka music..........

I can haz rayscysm! Rezist! All about da feelz! Orange man baaaaaad! Pelieve mewtwoo! Npc transmission over.
#TDS

They have nothing on Russia so asswipe Cohen talked about da feelz only.

Cohen's final rip off was ripping off Muleface.

He's gonna get no time in return for basically nothing.

If y'all recognize me as the Grand Sanhedrin, I will expel Cohen from the Tribe and forbid anymore Holocaust bullshit from his mouth.

Holocaust, give me a fuckin' break.

"Ohs, yous Honor, I done dids robs da bank because of Slavery and Cotton an' shieeet"

jazz_music says

mell says

I can haz rayscysm! Rezist! All about da feelz! Orange man baaaaaad! Pelieve mewtwoo! Npc transmission over.
#TDS

Except there are 5 felonies that Trump is now implicated in.

But I get it, all the laughter is how Fox makes it go away.

Awesome.

There are exactly zero felonies because it's as good as someone with the lowest credibility accusing someone else of a felony with zero proof. Nothing will come out of it. But the hysteria is pumped up I'll give you that.

Dems thought of a new low.

It’s what happens to party that has no morals. Dems are trash.

Tenpoundbass says

I should be enthusiastically noted, that this is First.

It is the first time a convicted person lying to Congress, was ever brought back to testify before Congress as a Star Witness or any Witness for that matter. Not only that and is the Star Witness in a fraudulent Charge against the sitting President. That is just a rouge for a Treasonous Coup attempt cover up .

So many Ass Whooping too few hands.

jazz_music says

Except there are 5 felonies that Trump is now implicated in.

Which ones, and evidence, not accusation.

CNN and MSNBC are opening all their programs with the "Trump Indictment Dance" by the "Trump Indictment and Incitement Dancettes"!

Of course, they have been doing that every day from the day he announced his candidacy, and they have to be manic enough about it to please their puppet masters.

Cohen is just a bagman and he wishes to have his 15 minutes of fame on Donald Trump's back. So many others do this by writing books, e.g. Omarossa, etc.

The whole thing is total bullshit based on nonsense; the Russians are not responsible for emails getting into the hands of Wikileaks, although it's irrelevant. The emails were an embarrassment because they showed clearly how the DNC was screwing over crazy Bernie and helping its favorite, Hillary.

Nobody cares what that asshole Cohen says and it surely doesn't matter to a voter who just went off food stamps and found a job.

Even funnier than Cohen's one liners were the GOP politicians having the audacity to call him a pathological liar - a fucking politician calling a lawyer a liar and then ignoring the biggest liar in Washington that resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue right now

Talk about comedy, the GOP "elected officials" did it with straight faces and they pulled it off looking sincere (more or less) as well

jazz_music says

Bwahahababab, Jazz thinks he knows the truth. Bwahahabababa

jazz_music says

One laugh after the other or change the subject.

What were those 5 felonies again, and the evidence behind them?

jazz_music says

Except there are 5 felonies that Trump is now implicated in.

Also, what stage in the criminal justice process is "Implicated"?

Tim Aurora says

And Mueller and Rosenstein are Republicans. Why marginalize them when they are against Trump.

The Miami Heat and the Boston Celtics are both Basketball teams, what's your fucking point!?