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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,102,129 views  42,030 comments

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542   Tenpoundbass   2019 Apr 28, 11:13am  

How Trump won part duex
547   HeadSet   2019 Apr 28, 5:25pm  

marcus says


Interesting. There are numerous photos and videos of Biden groping faces, shoulders and waists of uncomfortable looking women and girls, plus of few of Biden smelling hair in the creepy fashion. Are there any photos of Trump handling women in that manner depicted?
548   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2019 Apr 28, 5:35pm  

marcus says
No, just accusations and payoff to women making claims about his assaults.


Nice how the left goes with "hearsay" is all evidence we need to make you guilty when it applies to Republicans. But when it comes to Democrats... "wheres your evidence!". LOL!
549   HeadSet   2019 Apr 28, 5:50pm  

And of course his "they let you grab them by the pussy" comments, which possibly had some experience behind them ?

The key word there is "let." That is, they consent. Trump was remarking that many women throw themselves at the rich and famous. That does not compare to a creep's unwanted man handling.

As for the photos of Biden, yeah he's a warm touchy type, that likes women.
I am curious to what your female acquaintances would say after seeing images of Biden pawing visibly uncomfortable women. I think they would say more "creepy" than "affectionate."

Most of those images are not that creepy. A couple are.

I do not think "a couple" means what you think it means.
551   HeadSet   2019 Apr 29, 6:37am  

marcus says



What if people start talking about this ?


That shows incredible ignorance. How many Representatives do those places have? Why do you think one chamber is 2 per State and the other is based on population?
552   CBOEtrader   2019 Apr 29, 8:59am  

HeadSet says
marcus says


Interesting. There are numerous photos and videos of Biden groping faces, shoulders and waists of uncomfortable looking women and girls, plus of few of Biden smelling hair in the creepy fashion. Are there any photos of Trump handling women in that manner depicted?


@Marcus memes are fact free and unsupportable, also making them humorless.

I've tried to engage in the logic behind some of them
553   Tenpoundbass   2019 Apr 29, 9:09am  

CBOEtrader says
@Marcus memes are fact free and unsupportable, also making them humorless.

I've tried to engage in the logic behind some of them


Ooh Trump had Alpha Male to Beta Male dialog with a Bush Lite one time. So that practically means the Liberals have him on video feeling up every girl he comes across.

No Morons, that's Uncle Joe Biden in those Photos and Videos. I know you wish it was Trump so it would fit your Lying Narratives, but Nah. Just another nasty Liberal doing Nasty shit to people that don't deserve it.

Hey Marcus how cool would it have been if that would have been Trump in the photo of creepy Al Franken groping that unsuspecting sleeping reporter on that C130 that time?

Nah it's just a pipe dream, it was a Liberal doing what Liberals do best. They can't help it.
555   Bd6r   2019 Apr 29, 9:16am  

If true, this would be excellent. Any link to that statement?

zzyzzx says
556   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Apr 29, 10:33am  

HeadSet says
That shows incredible ignorance. How many Representatives do those places have? Why do you think one chamber is 2 per State and the other is based on population?


Many of those States didn't exist during the Civil War and most of those unincorporated territories didn't have slavery.

I don't think there were too many Hard Winter Wheat plantations in Montana and South Dakota and Nebraska.
557   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Apr 29, 10:35am  

marcus says
What if people start talking about this ?


Also, we did talk about that before 1792. Small but populous states were scared shitless that Virginia, PA, and MA would dominate the country. Hence, every state got two senators regardless to offset the House of Representatives being population based.

When you do it county by county, the comparison is far more stark - the country is overwhelmingly red.
558   Bd6r   2019 Apr 29, 10:59am  

jazz_music says
It’s a lie they wish were true because Trump told them what they wanted to hear like he always does.

You are probably right - citation attribution is to Ms. Clinton talks at Goldman Sachs where she whored out for $225K a pop - but Wikileaks transcripts of the talks have no Trump mention in them.
559   Onvacation   2019 Apr 29, 1:00pm  

jazz_music says
When we abandon democracy and call for violence against the government we will be a fascist nation at that point.

Antifa.
567   CBOEtrader   2019 Apr 30, 4:33am  

marcus says
Think about it ! Immigration via the border was a tiny fraction of what it was 15 years earlier


Marcus is jumping through serious mental hoops to not admit the current border crises.

It's funny to watch.
568   HeadSet   2019 Apr 30, 6:38am  

THere is a bit of a crisis now (not back when Trump was campaigning on his wall). It was probably brought about by all the intentional media attention his wall got.

Really reaching here. There was a crisis then as well, just kept out of the news. Your own statement proclaims "media attention" as a cause, as if this media attention caused a demand forward for illegals. More likely the media attention just let everyone know what was happening all along.
570   HeadSet   2019 Apr 30, 2:32pm  

Reaching ?

Yes, reaching. Your own facts show that hundreds of thousands of illegals are apprehended every year. That is just those who get caught. Not as many apprehended as before, as you show, but do you really think that the 2017 300,000 plus apprehended is not a crisis? And that the reason we now have a greatly increased number of illegals trying to get in is because of Trump's wall?
571   CBOEtrader   2019 Apr 30, 2:59pm  

marcus says
Don't you remember in late 2017


You realize it is 2019 right?

marcus says
All the Trump Cucks thought


Stuck in the past AND mindreading... lolz dude please find the cheese.
572   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Apr 30, 3:00pm  

marcus says


Thanks GOP Congress!

That still doesn't counter the fact that the Democrats love illegals, freely and deliberately conflate them with legal immigrants, have opposed actual spending on the Wall, set up Sanctuary Cities and State Laws (CA) that command law enforcement not to cooperate with ICE.

Whose party members openly discuss eliminating ICE and claim that "Nobody is illegal."
574   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Apr 30, 10:34pm  

Is that the new invisible hook to hang the hat on?

Mueller indicted nobody, and a prosecutor looking for his last, career crowning act does not do so unless he knows he can't get a grand jury behind it.

(Squawk, Mueller didn't, Squawk, indict, Squawk!)
575   Onvacation   2019 May 1, 6:15am  

marcus says
"why is the govt running out of money for social security, but not running out of money for massive tax cuts for the rich ?"

Where do you think the money to run the government comes from? You should read, "The Goose Who Laid the Golden Egg".
576   Onvacation   2019 May 1, 7:11am  

marcus says
Onvacation says
Where do you think the money to run the government comes from?


The same place that the supposedly separate (payroll taxes) money for social security comes from. Everyone.


Almost half right. 45.3 percent of Americans pay no income taxes.

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