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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,026,710 views  40,216 comments

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939   Tenpoundbass   2019 May 30, 5:56am  

"Don't Kill Babies", is that Moral Superior enough for everyone?
940   Tenpoundbass   2019 May 30, 6:43am  

marcus says


His job is Prove there was a crime committed nothing else.

He's just a Sorry fucking Liberal like all of the other Useless Sons of Bitches of course he's going to suck balls at doing his job.

He had One Fucking Job, find the Crime Trump committed. He couldn't so he needs to shut his Dick Holster as Colbert would say.
943   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 May 30, 10:14pm  

marcus says


That's Islamophobic.
944   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 May 30, 10:30pm  

Looks like Mexico is paying for the Wall.



"OMG we can't do nothing but manage the decline. What magic wand does he think he has, anyway? Never see 3% GDP growth again..."
945   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2019 May 31, 7:01am  

marcus says


This shows exactly why Obama was a shitty deal maker by the way. So thank you, you memed yourself.

LEFT can’t meme
946   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2019 May 31, 7:29am  

This will be self-meme of the year for the left lol

FortWayneIndiana says
marcus says


This shows exactly why Obama was a shitty deal maker by the way. So thank you, you memed yourself.

LEFT can’t meme
947   Misc   2019 May 31, 7:42am  

Trump said we'd put a tariff of 5% starting June 10th, if Mexico doesn't stop the hordes coming across our borders. Some say the US consumers pay this. Funny though, the Peso dropped about 3% in value today (it'll probably drop the other 2% by the 10th), so the prices the US pays will be about the same. It is the Mexican workers who get paid less via the depreciated Peso.
949   HeadSet   2019 May 31, 8:54am  

WaltertheoFlanders says


Again, you got no argument, so you blur the real difference between LEGAL and ILLEGAL immigration.

It is like calling a shoplifter a customer.
955   HeadSet   2019 May 31, 2:42pm  

FPBT says



This has to be the lamest "Trump is Hitler" spot. What wall did Hitler build? Or are you confusing Hitler with East Germany? Or just cut and paste with no comprehension?
957   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 May 31, 5:30pm  

Obama is Hitler because he gave $1B to Jordan to build a big fat wall between Jordan and Iraq and Syria.

RACIST!

959   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 May 31, 5:50pm  

WaltertheoFlanders says


ANOTHER self-own.

Legal Immigrants != Illegal Border Violators.
965   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 May 31, 7:13pm  

marcus says


1996


If it's so good why don't China, Germany, Japan, and South Korea embrace Free Trade?
966   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 May 31, 7:18pm  

marcus says

The truth is that Mueller knew and has made EXTREMELY clear, that the part of his investigation that pertains to Trump was about collecting evidence, not about making a judgement of probable guilt or an indictment, since a sitting President can not be indicted.

THerefore his collected evidence can be used OR NOT by congress for further investigations or to impeach Trump.


Mueller was given carte blanche to look into "Election Interference." with no limitations. He was never refused any request by Rosenstein, his boss. Every single request was honored.

He charged Manafort, Stone, Flynn, and quite a few Russians. That's not my opinion, here's NBC reporting what Mueller's Prosecutors recommended to the Judge in the Manafort case:
https://www.msnbc.com/hardball/watch/mueller-prosecutors-recommend-19-24-years-in-manafort-case-1443587651579

So if he charged Manafort, Stone, Flynn, and quite a few Russians, why not charge - or recommend to Rosenstein/Barr OR Congress to charge/impeach - in his report if HE couldn't prosecute the President?

Because he has no case, that's why. This is not a man with a history of being shy of charging people, including wrongly as in the Whitey Bulger Associates or the falsely accused Anthrax mailer, Hillsong or whatever the name was. He didn't even feel obligated to make a statement when the man was officially exonerated by Obama's DOJ.

Again, Mueller neither charged nor recommended impeachment of Trump.

In conclusion, Mueller found insufficient evidence to even recommend charges.

Any other reading is pure political bias and excuse making.
968   HeadSet   2019 May 31, 7:34pm  

marcus says



"only the left is violent"


This must be hollow even to you. That one idiot in Chancellorsville, condemned by conservatives, against all that Antifa violence?
969   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 May 31, 9:02pm  

marcus says


Let's have Mueller testify before Congress about his Report.

That way they can get Blumpf Dumpf Trumpf!

Of course, there's a reason why the Dem Congress will never have Mueller testify under oath at a committee where Republicans could ask questions. Given that the Republicans have access to a lot of the same info Mueller has, and will be asking about Podesta, and Downer, and Strzok...

Remember, Mueller's mandate was Foreign Interference. Why didn't he act on that info, and if he did, what did he find out? And why wasn't it in his Report?
971   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 May 31, 9:13pm  

Yeah, ol' Elmer and Mildred from the suburb outside Indianapolis sure stayed at the Mar-A-Lago all those times, and forgot to ask for the AARP or Grange member rate.
972   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 May 31, 9:14pm  

marcus says
I'd rather listen (or ignore) your angry ignorant nonsense when sane people are in control, then when we are on this toxic path.


Yeah, the economy is in the toilet, we are under attack from terrorists at every turn, and Muslim Jihadis just took over the better part of two countries (actually more than that).

In reality, the economy is booming, we are finally actually talking about real problems to Americans that the Elite saw and still sees as benefits to them like mass immigration, and even beginning to finally look at Anti-Trust. Trump bombed the shit out of ISIS. It's also made a lot of Gaslighting leftists who swore they weren't trying to replace Middle America or destroy Western Civ get so mad they admit it was their goal all the time.

Alot of the rage is because Leftists saw Obama as the start of a great Wave of Progressivism to last at least 20-40 years was stopped dead, and even reversed, by Trump.
973   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 May 31, 9:17pm  

So, did the Mueller Report show that Blumpf Dumpf Trumpf was in on it with the Russians or not?

The Media promised this for 2 years. Now it's become "Since Mueller didn't recommend any charges, but also didn't declare Trump totally innocent, he's guilty."
976   CBOEtrader   2019 May 31, 9:19pm  

marcus says
Against all those antifa idiots pushing and shoving.


They were chasing people down and beating them w bats. The actual protesters knew they would be attacked and organized defensive gear/tactics.

^^ I was reading Reddit forums about this before it happened. The militaristic planning of the protesters against the known antifa M80's/smokebombs/mace/batins/knives/firebombs/bricks , is exactly what chased away most normal people from this rally. So, by design, mainly only the insane tards showed up from both sides

Braindead or just not paying attention if you think antifa dindunuffin.
978   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 May 31, 9:21pm  

marcus says


Nope, it's not a woman's choice. It's the voters choice.

Legislatures regulate procedures and interactions between patients and doctors ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

Why should abortion be any different, than say, which experimental procedures terminally ill patients can volunteer for and what processes they have to follow to attempt to volunteer for it?

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