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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,076,725 views  41,384 comments

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1350   Onvacation   2019 Jun 24, 8:33am  

marcus says

Still looking for a candidate to beat Trump?
1351   Onvacation   2019 Jun 24, 9:45am  

RafiMaas says
screaming TDS is not an acceptable answer.

tds. It is what it is.

Trump is a bragger who uses a lot of hyperbole but not near as hyperbolic as all of the losers who feel cheated out of Hillary.
1352   Onvacation   2019 Jun 24, 9:46am  

RafiMaas says
I think a discussion on this untruth should be completed before we move on to the next one.

You do you.
1353   Tenpoundbass   2019 Jun 24, 11:19am  

This is what every registered Democrat in America is fighting for.

1354   HeadSet   2019 Jun 24, 11:21am  

This is what every registered Democrat in America is fighting for.

No, it is what the registered Democrats do not realize their leadership is fighting for.
1355   Onvacation   2019 Jun 24, 11:38am  

RafiMaas says

Just know that we haven't finished this discussion so no point in moving on to the next "probable lie"

So his biggest baddest lie was about energy.

What was his second biggest baddest lie?
1357   CBOEtrader   2019 Jun 24, 6:00pm  

RafiMaas says
Why can't you discusses the probable lie that I quoted? Have you asked yourself?


It's not a lie you dumbass. You know the US and the world are producing more energy now than ever before? Look at prices if you are unclear about that.

How long would be we #1 if Trump hadn't vastly increased energy production?

You know we are energy self sufficient now right? That is a significant improvement.

So no, it is not a lie for Trump to say his admin as increase energy production thus keeping us at the #1 spot overall and becoming #1 in oil since he took over .

You can read whatever pedantic over interpretation into any comment that Trump makes. Remember, he goes without teleprompters and speaks colloquially. If you willfully misinterpret his meaning you will be consistently lost.

TDS is accurate here.
1358   socal2   2019 Jun 24, 6:15pm  

RafiMaas says
yet we became number 1 in energy under Obama's watch,


Obama was all "drill baby drill!" - right?

www.youtube.com/embed/jaKh14VNhdU
1360   Tenpoundbass   2019 Jun 25, 8:44am  

Well well well, looky here at one of Obama's Jive Ass Race baiter. He's a Congress critter now and the Chief Race Hustler in Congress.

1361   Bd6r   2019 Jun 25, 9:06am  

False, showing that this meme creator is either stupid, or biased, or most likely both.
Will Hurd was recently re-elected in West TX against strong D opposition, and he is BLACK
There was also a black R female in Utah, defeated by a White Fucking Democratic Male in last election.
marcus says
1362   Patrick   2019 Jun 26, 7:19am  

The personal attacks on Trump not only miss the whole point of his election, they alienate everyone who voted for him.

As a practical matter, it would be more effective to find a different tactic. In fact, simply insulting Trump is the worst possible tactic if you actually want to get anything done.

The point of Trump's election was to express displeasure at oppressive levels of political correctness, at the demand that we accept shitty Hillary even though not even Democrats wanted her, and at the outsourcing of American jobs and mass insourcing of illegals.

Start to address the points that matter, and you'll make friends and get votes.

Insult the voters, and you get nothing.
1363   Onvacation   2019 Jun 26, 7:45am  

marcus says

Rape and obstruction? You're talking about the Clintons.
1364   Onvacation   2019 Jun 26, 7:48am  

Onvacation says

So his biggest baddest lie was about energy.

What was his second biggest baddest lie?

Anyone got an answer ? Or was the energy lie the biggest baddest onlyest lie he made?
1365   Tenpoundbass   2019 Jun 26, 7:49am  

marcus says



It was a movie folks.

And modern Liberals are closer to the people in that movie than conservatives.
1366   Bd6r   2019 Jun 26, 9:24am  

RafiMaas says
the key word here is "elect"

Did not read that in OP- was too annoyed as I supported Will Hurd
1368   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2019 Jun 26, 9:35am  

marcus says


Trump doesn't rape women. But your homeboy Ed Buck rapes and kills young black men, a real LGBT hero.

So yeah, way to go ignore reality as usual. Typical leftism, in liberal minds world is full of rainbows unicorns and if something makes you feel bad, pretend it's republicans fault.
1370   Bd6r   2019 Jun 27, 7:45am  

marcus says
number of Trump voters that are sick of and frightened by this clown show, will exceed the number of non-Trump voters that think they were wrong, and that they need to vote for him in 2020.

Question is, will number of tRUMP voters who are sick of his clown show, will exceed number of Hillary/D voters whop are sick of D's bashing whites, males, and rooting for illegal immigration. I personally think that tRUMP clown show is a fairly harmless entertainment while most of D candidates are all for discriminating Fucking (White but not necessarily) Males and Social Justice Warriorship. So, I hope that Trump gets elected UNLESS Tulsi Gabbard gets D nomination, which I doubt.
1371   Tenpoundbass   2019 Jun 27, 7:55am  

marcus says
TRump lost the popular vote.


OK Listen up you MORONS, there is no Popular vote when voting for the President. Not a US collective Popular vote.
Forget about those other States the only one that matters is your State. Who carried your State. It's just fucking Civics 101 Teacher!
The Popular vote is big fat Lie the Liberals and the Fake News made up in 2000 because they wanted a God damned do over because Al Gore lost the election.

There's only one Election and Bush Won it. There is not two elections running simultaneously. In fact you stupid Sons of Bitches were around throughout the whole election as the Pundits keep talking about what States a candidate is going to have to win. Not one fucking time did any reporter or pundit say... "Well if She doesn't carry Ohio, then we can still count on the popular vote for an insurance plan. Our cheap hail Marry."

Is any of this sinking through to you Marcus? Because you're a teacher Damn it, start acting like one!
1372   Onvacation   2019 Jun 27, 9:46am  

RafiMaas says

Why should only 1 side have to stop with the personal attacks?

They don't.

The TDS is getting out of hand. At least the dems finally have a viable candidate; go Tulsi!
1373   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2019 Jun 27, 10:55pm  

RafiMaas says
Why should only 1 side have to stop with the personal attacks?


is it really a surprise that a poster who supports the Democrats is ok playing fast and easy with misrepresenting things?

Evidence: removal of Fort Wayne’s posting in this thread.
1374   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2019 Jun 27, 11:05pm  

marcus says


Josh Potash is a moron. Literally no one wants a dictatorship in the US.

Evidence: In January 2025 President Trump will step down and a new President will be inaugurated.
1375   CBOEtrader   2019 Jun 28, 12:25am  

marcus says
will exceed the number of non-Trump voters that think they were wrong, and that they need to vote for him in 2020


I'm part of the latter , and there are many.

US has never seen a clown show like current day D's. Trump's approval has never been higher and it's going up.

Wanna bet what's gonna happen? I think I know
1376   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Jun 28, 2:07am  

Oh, wee Robert Francis O'Rourke, Beggorah.

1379   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Jun 28, 2:26am  



(And boy does she look like the formerly cute but now currently alcoholic aunt who never settled down)
1383   HeadSet   2019 Jun 28, 6:11am  

marcus says


Tariffs on China helps prevent this very thing. Bring manufacturing back to where serious environmental laws apply.
1384   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2019 Jun 28, 6:32am  

marcus says
CovfefeButDeadly says
Evidence: removal of Fort Wayne’s posting in this thread.


Please elaborate. What are you talking about ?


One of Fort Wayne’s posts in this thread was removed for personal comments. I’ve had a few of mine removed. Here:



Rafi Maas’ assertion that only the lefties personal attacks are removed is false.

The difference is that thus far, no right leaning poster has bitched and whined about it. I presume that like me, they recognize that it’s someone else’s forum and by posting here, we acquiesce to the way that person decides to run things, and don’t make a visible demonstration of our displeasure. Aka we don’t act like a spoiled entitled child.
1385   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2019 Jun 28, 6:40am  

marcus says


Note that Jesus fed them, not the government.

The government killed Jesus.
1386   Tenpoundbass   2019 Jun 28, 7:39am  

marcus says



Good! Because it was her that I promised someone even scarier would come along and beat the living dog snot out of the Establishment status quo.

I'm glad you have seen the error of your ways. Had we had Her in the first place. A true Patriot, She would have hijacked the Presidency from McShitstain, and had him locked up and became the 45th President. We would have never had a sorry rotten race baiting, agitation shit stirring Scumbag like Barak "Suck your dick for a Crack score Limo ride" Obama. I don't think Trump would have never needed to run.

The Media treated her the same way they treated Trump. So YOU KNOW She would have been good as Fuck!
1388   Patrick   2019 Jun 28, 8:32am  

RafiMaas says
I was trying to make the point that it's a 2 way street, both sides get alienated by the other personal attacks on their leaders.


@RafiMaas this is true of course.

Thing is, the Left owns the mainstream media entirely. There isn't much actual news these days, only hate for Trump reported as if it were news. It's very unbalanced.
1389   Onvacation   2019 Jun 28, 8:45am  

marcus says

Socialism requires that the people be dictated to. The free stuff has to be taken from someone.

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