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d6rB says

If you qualify for an ESA [(Emotional Support Animal)], you are in need of having that animal around you in order to create a better life for yourself.

After "create a better life for yourself" you forgot to add "and create a worse life for all the people around you." Guide dogs for the blind are a COMPLETELY different situation; these dogs are clean and well behaved; also, I'm more than willing to give some extra flexibility to someone who is blind.

Hmm.... can I qualify for an ESF ? (Emotional Support Firearm) . I feel a lot safer walking around with an M16; anything less would simply not be enough!

SunnyvaleCA says

Hmm.... can I qualify for an ESF ? (Emotional Support Firearm) . I feel a lot safer walking around with an M16; anything less would simply not be enough!

I think that airplanes should allow me to have my emotional support elephant on all flights at no charge. Or at least emotional support tiger.

Maybe Jeffrey Epstein should claim Emotional Support Underaged Girls. Might fly in this insane, LibbyFuck world, run it by Dershi-cakes.

bottom line...LOL..

Patrick says

It's almost all self-absorbed bullshit. A few people can't digest lactose, OK

I'm allergic to women w balls.

Patrick says

The recent trend toward "discovering" your food allergies is very similar to "discovering" your abnormal sexuality.

Say, whatever happened to that feature that highlighted the words you and your?

Automan Empire says

Say, whatever happened to that feature that highlighted the words you and your?

Was that a "feature"? I think it got eliminated due to the new non-binary gender rules....Now only the words "they" and "ze" get highlighted.

Lol, it started to feel overly annoying.

"I am a Heteroflexible, Purple Haired, unemployed 28-year old, Intolerant to Peanuts, with social anxiety, and a huge ass wing tattoo above my cleavage and another new rose one that extends from my upper arm to my elbow, and a bunch of stars behind my ear. I demand to be treated special, or as a normal person, as the situation benefits me."

HonkpilledMaster says

I demand to be treated special, or as a normal person, as the situation benefits me.

Good summary.

If you don't make me feel like a 'normal' very special person, I'm just going to shoot you.

I was in a restaurant in Princeton, which is lib central. The girl who was 17 was complaining so everyone could hear about how Trump got elected. This went on for a whole hour. When it came time for her to order dessert, she declared her "gluten allergy" to the waitress.

The allergy I hate the most having kids is peanut allergies. I've yet to meet just ONE person with a peanut allergy. Kid or adult. Being very serious.

We're now banned from packing a god damn PB&J to any organized kid function because of these unicorn kids with an allergy I've yet to know anyone to actually have. How about you teach your kid not to touch nuts (there's a joke there, right) or other peoples food? A classic childhood staple has now gone to shit because 1 in a million kids swells up when they even see a nut.

It's happening with a lot of things now. We make the majority bend over backwards for a tiny, tiny minority of people. Hell, probably 50 years ago you'd just die from the peanut you ate and we'd all be better for it. But now you can't send a fucking simple sandwich in your kids lunchbox because of these fucks. The weak would usually die young, but now they're breeding because of "allergies" or whatever. I think we're seeing the results of evolution in real time as we've become more PC in our ways.

HonkpilledMaster says

"I am a Heteroflexible, Purple Haired, unemployed 28-year old, Intolerant to Peanuts, with social anxiety, and a huge ass wing tattoo above my cleavage and another new rose one that extends from my upper arm to my elbow, and a bunch of stars behind my ear. I demand to be treated special, or as a normal person, as the situation benefits me."

9.6 out of 10. Peanuts, however are a legit and easily identifiable food allergy. I knew a guy on the trading floor who carried an EpiPen in his pocket at all times. Dude didn't give a fuck if you ate peanuts near him though, cause he wasnt gonna tell 100 other men in a trading pit what to eat. Those of us within spitting distance were respectful of his condition, at least partially because he didn't enforce it upon us.

How about gluten X?

WookieMan says

The allergy I hate the most having kids is peanut allergies. I've yet to meet just ONE person with a peanut allergy. Kid or adult. Being very serious.

We're now banned from packing a god damn PB&J to any organized kid function because of these unicorn kids with an allergy I've yet to know anyone to actually have. How about you teach your kid not to touch nuts (there's a joke there, right) or other peoples food? A classic childhood staple has now gone to shit because 1 in a million kids swells up when they even see a nut.

It's happening with a lot of things now. We make the majority bend over backwards for a tiny, tiny minority of people. Hell, probably 50 years ago you'd just die from the peanut you ate and we'd all be better for it. But now you can't send a fucking simple sandwich in your kids lunchbox because of these fucks. The weak would usually die young, but now they're breeding because of "allergies" or whatever. I think we're seeing the results of...

Peanut allergies are real and can be severe in extreme cases fatal that's why kids who really have that should always carry epipens. I hated that too in our case even Nutella was banned as most schools will just go the no any nuts route period. Esp. in litigious states. However it makes sense for those mostly preschools and it's not that much of a burden for a few years.

mell says

Peanut allergies are real and can be severe in extreme cases fatal that's why kids who really have that should always carry epipens.

I know it's real. I completely disagree though that the vast, super vast majority of kids should have to change their lives at all for it. There's a reason these allergies are more prevalent. We're breeding them back in cause they don't die like they used to. It's a jaded point of view, but they need to figure out how to live with it. Or just don't go out in public.

It's also eliminated a high protein, and not total shit food from many kids diets for a third of their meals a day if we're talking school days. If you've got an elementary school of 500 kids, there's what, probably 1-3 kids that "might" have a peanut allergy? In poorer districts the parents will just throw shit in the lunchbox. They've taken away a massively cheap option with the PB&J to appease a super tiny minority.

WookieMan says

mell says

Peanut allergies are real and can be severe in extreme cases fatal that's why kids who really have that should always carry epipens.

I know it's real. I completely disagree though that the vast, super vast majority of kids should have to change their lives at all for it. There's a reason these allergies are more prevalent. We're breeding them back in cause they don't die like they used to. It's a jaded point of view, but they need to figure out how to live with it. Or just don't go out in public.

Generally I agree with you, just saying that it's not for that long and when the kids are older then you can pack your kids whatever you want or tell the school/institution to go to hell. I can see that making sense for the little ones that might out of impulse take someone else's food that they left around, and the preschool personnel cannot watch every kid like a hawk all the time. I do think this nonsense should stop starting in elementary school - where it stopped for us it was only a mandate in preschool. I can live with that. But yes, generally we are not teaching kids any responsibility anymore and that it's always someone else's fault, impose the burden on the majority and later in life these kids won't accomplish anything.

WookieMan says

It's also eliminated a high protein, and not total shit food from many kids diets for a third of their meals a day if we're talking school days. If you've got an elementary school of 500 kids, there's what, probably 1-3 kids that "might" have a peanut allergy? In poorer districts the parents will just throw shit in the lunchbox. They've taken away a massively cheap option with the PB&J to appease a super tiny minority.

Schools should not cater to any dietary restrictions, unless they are add-ons, certainly not reduce the options for the majority. From elementary school age on kids should have been taught basic skills of life.

I always said Dan was one in a million...

WookieMan says

A classic childhood staple has now gone to shit because 1 in a million kids swells up when they even see a nut.

Nah. just use purple food coloring and everyone will think its a jelly sandwich...

WookieMan says

They've taken away a massively cheap option with the PB&J to appease a super tiny minority.

mell says

Schools should not cater to any dietary restrictions, unless they are add-ons, certainly not reduce the options for the majority. From elementary school age on kids should have been taught basic skills of life.

I agree. It's one thing to not provide nuts with school provided lunches (I'm fine with that), but to prevent parents from sending their kids with food they want them to eat is absolute bullshit. It's especially a problem in poor areas. They replace it with shit food and we end up with a bunch of fat fucks.

The peanut lobby needs to up their god damn game those lazy fucks.

A meta-analysis found that death due to overall food-induced anaphylaxis was 1.8 per million person-years in people having food allergies, with peanut as the most common allergen.[30] However, there are opinions that the measures taken in response to the threat may be an over-reaction out of proportion to the level of danger. Media sensationalism has been blamed for anxiety outweighing reality.[44]

And that's for all food induced allergic reactions.

Wow.

Interestingly, there is one food item nobody is allergic to: Any and all land-based meat.

There's only one syndrome that effects meat protein synthesis, which comes from a bit of a SW US/NW Mexican insect. Nobody is inherently allergic to meat.

Put there are a great many plant allergies.

Just sayin'

What about all that hair on the palms when you beat your meat?

Unfortunately, since most of these histrionic food declarations are just LibbyFuck mincing, you don't stand a chance of offing them with their alleged sensitivities.

Patrick says

A meta-analysis found that death due to overall food-induced anaphylaxis was 1.8 per million person-years in people having food allergies, with peanut as the most common allergen.[30] However, there are opinions that the measures taken in response to the threat may be an over-reaction out of proportion to the level of danger. Media sensationalism has been blamed for anxiety outweighing reality.[44]

And that's for all food induced allergic reactions.

Yup. Move 5 of the zeros to the other side and that’s what we’re worried about mathematically. It’s a joke.

Far more people are killed by cars every day.

Patrick says

Far more people are killed by cars every day.

Absolutely. However the reason the preschools and maybe some schools in CA do outlaw nuts is because it takes only one incident for them to be sued into bankruptcy and out of existence. As long as the laws don't change this crap will continue.

I guess at least private schools could refuse to take kids with these allergies and/or require to sign a waiver but the leftoid press and sjws would be all over it.

Patrick says

Far more people are killed by cars every day.

More people are killed in cheerleading mishaps.

BAN CHEERLEADING!! It's a racist tool of the patriarchy, and needs to go.

"The number of cheerleaders treated at hospital accident and emergency wards increased from under 5,000 a year in 1980 to nearly 30,000 a year today. At least three deaths and numerous cases of permanent paralysis are blamed on falls and collisions to the end of last year, and since then two more cheerleaders have died.-Oct 4, 2008"

"While estimates range from about 150 to 200 deaths a year from peanut allergies, reporting is spotty and not required, and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention officially documents only 13 deaths (including six adults) between 1996 and 2006."

Cheerleading is MANY TIMES more dangerous than peanut allergies.

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So, is it official ?

People that have or claim to have food allergies are liberal snowflakes ? Who knew ?

marcus says

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So, is it official ?

People that have or claim to have food allergies are liberal snowflakes ? Who knew ?

That's not my point at least. It's the fact that basically everyone has to change their way of life for the almost statistically impossible chance someone will die from the PB&J you're eating. It's nuts...

And yes, some food allergies claimed are complete and utter bullshit. My son had a girl in her class that was "allergic" to cheese (mom diagnosed, she had diarrhea once that she claimed was from the cheese - not life threatening at all). This is not a made up story. They banned any dairy from the classroom because of this one girl. We're talking 2nd grade. Just don't fucking eat the stuff, especially if your mom/dad didn't pack it. And of course nuts banned too.

As Mell has alluded to and I agree they have to watch their backs, the schools will immediately ban shit like this for liability sake. The problem is they don't give a shit to verify that there's an actual allergy. This one was first, completely made up by the mom. And second, there was 100% no chance she'd ever die from someone bringing any type of dairy in for a snack.

Even if my son won't eat nuts or dairy, why am I being told what to feed my kids? Not by the school necessarily but by another parent that has a kid with a weak stomach. It's fucked up and I frankly don't accept any alternative point of view even if your kid has allergies. You can die from a lot of things in this world, let's just fucking ban it all so nobody dies anymore.

marcus says

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marcus says

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So, is it official ?

People that have or claim to have food allergies are liberal snowflakes ? Who knew ?

Yes, only liberals have a fictitional gluten intolerance.

Nassim Taleb wrote about the basic principles:

https://nassimtaleb.org/2016/08/intolerant-wins-dictatorship-small-minority/

Nassim explains how once an intransigent minority reaches a tiny percentage of the total population, the majority of the population will naturally succumb to their preferences...

Someone with a peanut allergy will not eat products that touch peanuts but a person without such allergy can eat items without peanut traces in them.

Which explains why it is so hard to find peanuts on airplanes and why schools are peanut-free (which, in a way, increases the number of persons with peanut allergies as reduced exposure is one of the causes behind such allergies).

marcus says

People that have or claim to have food allergies are liberal snowflakes ? Who knew ?

Everyone who isn't a pussy.

Two points to add to this discussion especially about peanut allergies.
1)The method by which kids become allergic is now known. Soap-based cleansers make the infant’s skin permeable and then peanut protein is applied to the skin, crossing the permeable barrier to be introduced to the infant’s lymphatic system. Since this is the first contact with peanut protein the baby has ever had, and it’s behaving like an invader, a dice is rolled and if the number comes up snake eyes, an allergic response happens the very next time.
Scenario: Mom is in the kitchen making PB&J sandwiches for the older kids when baby cries and she picks him up. Whew! That diaper stinks! She changes the baby, wiping his butt with a cleansing wipe. His butt is so soft and cute so she gives it a loving pat. Boom! Peanut allergy happens.

2)As a work-around for parents of elementary age students, other butters are available: almond and cashew butters work great with jelly and bread. Sun flower seed butter can also be good but not as many kids like it. All these are more expensive than peanut butter.

Quigley says

2)As a work-around for parents of elementary age students, other butters are available: almond and cashew butters work great with jelly and bread. Sun flower seed butter can also be good but not as many kids like it. All these are more expensive than peanut butter.

Right but here in the regressive bay area if there's a ban it's usually on all nuts. I tried to explain that there are no hazelnut allergies that are any worse than pollen (so fairly mild) but they don't want to be sued, so any nut was outlawed, bye bye beloved nutella ;)