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Tenpoundbass
2019 Oct 3, 11:25am
Tenpoundbass
2019 Oct 3, 11:25am
Patrick says
You would think the Liberals would get a new distributor of canard props, but they keep on buying cheap made in Yugoslavia crap from ACME from the cold war era to use on Trump.
Trump always escapes their schemes, just like the Road Runner. Beep beep!
You would think the Liberals would get a new distributor of canard props, but they keep on buying cheap made in Yugoslavia crap from ACME from the cold war era to use on Trump.
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Patrick
2019 Oct 4, 8:55pm
Patrick
2019 Oct 4, 8:55pm
jazz_music says
ABSOLUTELY FALSE!
Liberals are systematically suppressing US wages for poor citizens by importing literally millions of Mexicans and demanding that everyone accept it or be called "racist".
It's only about MONEY and liberals are sucking corporate cock for MONEY.
ABSOLUTELY FALSE!
Liberals are systematically suppressing US wages for poor citizens by importing literally millions of Mexicans and demanding that everyone accept it or be called "racist".
It's only about MONEY and liberals are sucking corporate cock for MONEY.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Oct 4, 9:00pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Oct 4, 9:00pm
It's sad and hilarious.
It's no kind of secret.
The Companies that write checks to the Dems and NeverTrumpers flat out COMPLAIN they'll have to pay decent wages or provide benefits if the illegal immigration stops.
It's no kind of secret.
The Companies that write checks to the Dems and NeverTrumpers flat out COMPLAIN they'll have to pay decent wages or provide benefits if the illegal immigration stops.
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Bd6r
2019 Oct 4, 9:36pm
Bd6r
2019 Oct 4, 9:36pm
Patrick says
Moreover, lower middle class blue collar workers move from progressive CA to TX in droves. Kinda means progressives are screwing working people over and they vote with their feet...
ABSOLUTELY FALSE!
Liberals are systematically suppressing US wages for poor citizens by importing literally millions of Mexicans and demanding that everyone accept it or be called "racist".
It's only about MONEY and liberals are sucking corporate cock for MONEY.
Moreover, lower middle class blue collar workers move from progressive CA to TX in droves. Kinda means progressives are screwing working people over and they vote with their feet...
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richwicks
2019 Oct 4, 10:54pm
richwicks
2019 Oct 4, 10:54pm
Quigley says
I should clarify a few things.
First, I'm not bringing up my education to add heft to my opinion. I did it to show I'm not entirely a layman in science. I fully understand the scientific method, and I have complete confidence in it. I am certainly no scientist, and I probably don't have the intelligence to be one, and I certainly don't have the psychological make up to be one.
What I am pointing out is that the so-called "model" of climate change has never produced a useful prediction that I know of. These models are not accessible to the public, and they should be, and I don't think "global climate change" is a science, because it lacks a model that is even close to accurate. A model is the most basic thing you need to have in order to call it a theory. Where's the model?
This is not to say I think somebody is "stupid" or "duped" to believe in climate change as a man made problem, but it's my opinion, at this point, that it's more of a political move than a science. Are you able to name some predictions that were made correctly, and cite where the claim was made? I can't, and it's not like I've not looked. It is my opinion at this point, that the scientific method will leave this in the dustbin of history, as junk science.
Greta Thunberg, a 16 year old child, is now the icon of this. I'm certainly no scientist, but I'm well aware of propaganda techniques because that's my hobby. The "child hero" is a common propaganda method used by both fascist and communist nations. A child is used, because criticism of their statements will make you appear cruel to a child, and child can sincerely believe anything. Go watch her speech and notice the UN CLAPS after her presentation after she denounces them and tells them they have ruined the world because of their inaction and empty rhetoric for decades. Why would they clap at that? She just called them incompetent do-nothing selfish liars - yet they applaud her. A 16 year old know nothing who apparently believes, sincerely, the world is going to end in a decade. Why is the UN clapping? "Yeah, this 16 year old snot is right! We are a bunch of useless assholes!!!"
It's really irrelevant anyhow, because neither China, Russia or India are going to go along with it. It's a manufactured global emergency I think. It's been over 35 years, name anything that was actually done to alleviate it. Go watch an Inconvenient Truth again, and keep in mind it was made in 2006.
And BTW - you know what is worse for the world's ecology than climate change, even if all the current predictions turn out to be correct? Thermonuclear war. When is the last time you heard anybody worry about that? However, at this time conflicts between India, Pakistan, and China now exist, not to mention the United States and Russia.
Notice it is our media that ENTIRELY drives the agenda of what we are to talk about. The media told people to protest Trump having a temporary 6 month ban on refugees from 7 nations - if this was a real protest over human rights, where was the protest when Obama was bombing 5 of those nations to make those refugees? I love studying propaganda, because there's so much of it. It's not even good propaganda anymore.
One thing I've learned from studying propaganda for the last 30 years is that if a government makes a claim start looking for a motive for the claim, and be doubly suspicious of it. Currently Russia is an "expansionist aggressive nation". Oh? Has it bombed a bunch of north Africa, Middle Eastern, and Western Asian nations creating a refugee crisis so huge, it's destabilizing Europe? No? Well, the US is. The US is the expansionist aggressive nation. Saul Alinski, you sure were an asshole, and thankfully a stupid asshole that thought everybody was stupid so we have this crappy, 3rd grade propaganda that is so easily dismantled, that they're trying to censor the internet to hide the obvious flaws.
HeadSet saysTo negate these facts merely because he is not a climate scientist is flawed logic.
It was an example not an indictment. Even climate scientists don’t know half of what makes the weather tick. But I find the worst misjudgements are made by people who truly don’t understand the sheer scope of their own ignorance on a subject..”
I should clarify a few things.
First, I'm not bringing up my education to add heft to my opinion. I did it to show I'm not entirely a layman in science. I fully understand the scientific method, and I have complete confidence in it. I am certainly no scientist, and I probably don't have the intelligence to be one, and I certainly don't have the psychological make up to be one.
What I am pointing out is that the so-called "model" of climate change has never produced a useful prediction that I know of. These models are not accessible to the public, and they should be, and I don't think "global climate change" is a science, because it lacks a model that is even close to accurate. A model is the most basic thing you need to have in order to call it a theory. Where's the model?
This is not to say I think somebody is "stupid" or "duped" to believe in climate change as a man made problem, but it's my opinion, at this point, that it's more of a political move than a science. Are you able to name some predictions that were made correctly, and cite where the claim was made? I can't, and it's not like I've not looked. It is my opinion at this point, that the scientific method will leave this in the dustbin of history, as junk science.
Greta Thunberg, a 16 year old child, is now the icon of this. I'm certainly no scientist, but I'm well aware of propaganda techniques because that's my hobby. The "child hero" is a common propaganda method used by both fascist and communist nations. A child is used, because criticism of their statements will make you appear cruel to a child, and child can sincerely believe anything. Go watch her speech and notice the UN CLAPS after her presentation after she denounces them and tells them they have ruined the world because of their inaction and empty rhetoric for decades. Why would they clap at that? She just called them incompetent do-nothing selfish liars - yet they applaud her. A 16 year old know nothing who apparently believes, sincerely, the world is going to end in a decade. Why is the UN clapping? "Yeah, this 16 year old snot is right! We are a bunch of useless assholes!!!"
It's really irrelevant anyhow, because neither China, Russia or India are going to go along with it. It's a manufactured global emergency I think. It's been over 35 years, name anything that was actually done to alleviate it. Go watch an Inconvenient Truth again, and keep in mind it was made in 2006.
And BTW - you know what is worse for the world's ecology than climate change, even if all the current predictions turn out to be correct? Thermonuclear war. When is the last time you heard anybody worry about that? However, at this time conflicts between India, Pakistan, and China now exist, not to mention the United States and Russia.
Notice it is our media that ENTIRELY drives the agenda of what we are to talk about. The media told people to protest Trump having a temporary 6 month ban on refugees from 7 nations - if this was a real protest over human rights, where was the protest when Obama was bombing 5 of those nations to make those refugees? I love studying propaganda, because there's so much of it. It's not even good propaganda anymore.
One thing I've learned from studying propaganda for the last 30 years is that if a government makes a claim start looking for a motive for the claim, and be doubly suspicious of it. Currently Russia is an "expansionist aggressive nation". Oh? Has it bombed a bunch of north Africa, Middle Eastern, and Western Asian nations creating a refugee crisis so huge, it's destabilizing Europe? No? Well, the US is. The US is the expansionist aggressive nation. Saul Alinski, you sure were an asshole, and thankfully a stupid asshole that thought everybody was stupid so we have this crappy, 3rd grade propaganda that is so easily dismantled, that they're trying to censor the internet to hide the obvious flaws.
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richwicks
2019 Oct 4, 11:21pm
richwicks
2019 Oct 4, 11:21pm
jazz_music says
Yeah, this is what the Democrats claim they are doing, but look at Detroit or Flint Michigan, or LA, or Chicago. Here's a challenge for you, name the best city you can think of in the United States, that is has been run by the Democrats for more than 20 years.
The rhetoric of the Democrats is appealing, but it's a complete lie. Once they take over an area, they start bankrupting it, temporarily increasing the living standard, and then they leave it impoverished. Want to buy a house in San Francisco? You'll be able to do it, cheap, in about 20 years, once that place is like Detroit, and it will be exactly like Detroit by then.
Yeah, this is what the Democrats claim they are doing, but look at Detroit or Flint Michigan, or LA, or Chicago. Here's a challenge for you, name the best city you can think of in the United States, that is has been run by the Democrats for more than 20 years.
The rhetoric of the Democrats is appealing, but it's a complete lie. Once they take over an area, they start bankrupting it, temporarily increasing the living standard, and then they leave it impoverished. Want to buy a house in San Francisco? You'll be able to do it, cheap, in about 20 years, once that place is like Detroit, and it will be exactly like Detroit by then.
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mell
2019 Oct 4, 11:57pm
richwicks says
Spot on. Except for that SF has foreign buyers propping it at all times and a great climate. It wiil def be run to the ground even more by the leftoids but eventually find an equilibrium, and the Asians and Russians will police their own hoods more than ever.
jazz_music says
Yeah, this is what the Democrats claim they are doing, but look at Detroit or Flint Michigan, or LA, or Chicago. Here's a challenge for you, name the best city you can think of in the United States, that is has been run by the Democrats for more than 20 years.
The rhetoric of the Democrats is appealing, but it's a complete lie. Once they take over an area, they start bankrupting it, temporarily increasing the living standard, and then they leave it impoverished. Want to buy a house in San Francisco? You'll be able to do it, cheap, in about 20 years, once that place is like Detroit, and it will be exactly like Detroit by then.
Spot on. Except for that SF has foreign buyers propping it at all times and a great climate. It wiil def be run to the ground even more by the leftoids but eventually find an equilibrium, and the Asians and Russians will police their own hoods more than ever.
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richwicks
2019 Oct 5, 12:10am
richwicks
2019 Oct 5, 12:10am
mell says
SF doesn't have a good climate. Don't you remember Mark Twain's supposed quote: "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco." The bay area is nice, but there's actually a lot of places with great climates. They are places that are basically in a desert with low humidity. At 100F and 0 humidity, you're entirely comfortable, because sweating doesn't make you wet. Boulder Colorado is like this because it's just so high, never felt humidity when I was there and snow doesn't really melt, it sublimes.
SF is going to be a craphole in 20 years, and so will most of the Bay Area. We already made the internet, the whole point of that was to allow white collar nerds like me be able to work anywhere on the planet. This place is running on fumes with bullshit corporations right now. I work for a company now, that is at series H for funding. NO SHIT, series H. By C, you're usually finished. I have no idea who is dumb enough to fund us, but that's how much money there is pouring into this sewer.
Spot on. Except for that SF has foreign buyers propping it at all times and a great climate. It wiil def be run to the ground even more by the leftoids but eventually find an equilibrium, and the Asians and Russians will police their own hoods more than ever.
SF doesn't have a good climate. Don't you remember Mark Twain's supposed quote: "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco." The bay area is nice, but there's actually a lot of places with great climates. They are places that are basically in a desert with low humidity. At 100F and 0 humidity, you're entirely comfortable, because sweating doesn't make you wet. Boulder Colorado is like this because it's just so high, never felt humidity when I was there and snow doesn't really melt, it sublimes.
SF is going to be a craphole in 20 years, and so will most of the Bay Area. We already made the internet, the whole point of that was to allow white collar nerds like me be able to work anywhere on the planet. This place is running on fumes with bullshit corporations right now. I work for a company now, that is at series H for funding. NO SHIT, series H. By C, you're usually finished. I have no idea who is dumb enough to fund us, but that's how much money there is pouring into this sewer.
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richwicks
2019 Oct 5, 2:32am
richwicks
2019 Oct 5, 2:32am
richwicks says
There's lots of places with good climates, especially for foreign investment. SF will be left as a dump just like every other place in the United States. Also, the climate of SF isn't great, it's simply OK. Any desert climate is comfortable if it has low humidity.
Boulder Colorado has a great climate. It snows there of course, but it's so far up in the mountains, that snow doesn't melt, it sublimes.
Spot on. Except for that SF has foreign buyers propping it at all times and a great climate.
There's lots of places with good climates, especially for foreign investment. SF will be left as a dump just like every other place in the United States. Also, the climate of SF isn't great, it's simply OK. Any desert climate is comfortable if it has low humidity.
Boulder Colorado has a great climate. It snows there of course, but it's so far up in the mountains, that snow doesn't melt, it sublimes.
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Hircus
2019 Oct 5, 10:48am
Hircus
2019 Oct 5, 10:48am
jazz_music says
No, that's not how the hillary card is played.
It's played when some confused leftist starts spouting on, making Trump accusations, and attacking your character, accusing you of supporting a politician who is (corrupt / liar / swampy / etc...). That's when you remind them that they LOVE corrupt hillary, who has been objectively proven of crimes for a long time.
I love educating lefties of their double standards.
Their reaction when they realize you're right is well characterized by these 4 stages:
No, that's not how the hillary card is played.
It's played when some confused leftist starts spouting on, making Trump accusations, and attacking your character, accusing you of supporting a politician who is (corrupt / liar / swampy / etc...). That's when you remind them that they LOVE corrupt hillary, who has been objectively proven of crimes for a long time.
I love educating lefties of their double standards.
Their reaction when they realize you're right is well characterized by these 4 stages:
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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Oct 5, 11:10am
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Oct 5, 11:10am
Patrick says
Yep! Obama didn't want to raise wages, he simply said the manufacturing jobs weren't coming back, suck up your $8/hr no benefit Chinese Crap Warehouse job instead.
The Dems can't treat the Rustbelt White Working Class like Hood rats.
They don't want free Obamaphones, shitty "Free" Healthcare, and other free peanuts that Zoo Apes like thrown at them, they want jobs and to be self--supporting and eventually have a house of their own that they own. Not a subsidized HUD apartment rental with a pool like AOC is offering.
ABSOLUTELY FALSE!
Liberals are systematically suppressing US wages for poor citizens by importing literally millions of Mexicans and demanding that everyone accept it or be called "racist".
It's only about MONEY and liberals are sucking corporate cock for MONEY.
Yep! Obama didn't want to raise wages, he simply said the manufacturing jobs weren't coming back, suck up your $8/hr no benefit Chinese Crap Warehouse job instead.
The Dems can't treat the Rustbelt White Working Class like Hood rats.
They don't want free Obamaphones, shitty "Free" Healthcare, and other free peanuts that Zoo Apes like thrown at them, they want jobs and to be self--supporting and eventually have a house of their own that they own. Not a subsidized HUD apartment rental with a pool like AOC is offering.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Oct 5, 11:12am
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Oct 5, 11:12am
richwicks says
Right on.
Greta Thunberg, a 16 year old child, is now the icon of this. I'm certainly no scientist, but I'm well aware of propaganda techniques because that's my hobby. The "child hero" is a common propaganda method used by both fascist and communist nations. A child is used, because criticism of their statements will make you appear cruel to a child, and child can sincerely believe anything. Go watch her speech and notice the UN CLAPS after her presentation after she denounces them and tells them they have ruined the world because of their inaction and empty rhetoric for decades. Why would they clap at that? She just called them incompetent do-nothing selfish liars - yet they applaud her. A 16 year old know nothing who apparently believes, sincerely, the world is going to end in a decade. Why is the UN clapping? "Yeah, this 16 year old snot is right! We are a bunch of useless assholes!!!"
Right on.
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Booger
2019 Oct 5, 12:54pm
Booger
2019 Oct 5, 12:54pm
This guy flashed a Trump 2020 shirt during a socialist party rally in Spain
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Hircus
2019 Oct 5, 7:14pm
Hircus
2019 Oct 5, 7:14pm
lol I just made a handful of clips of Greta's speech one day. And then a few from some Boney M songs.
I convert youtube to mp3 via https://ytmp3.cc/
and then I cut the file up via ffmpeg:
I've been uploading them to https://vocaroo.com/?upload for lack of a better free hosting solution. I should prob find a better place.
For some of the smaller clips I just embedded the audio via data urls like:
There's also https://ytcutter.com/ which is awesome for making a clip real quick, but it has a bug and sometimes the start / end points aren't accurate - they seem to differ depending on which player use to listen to the clip with (as odd as that sounds).
I convert youtube to mp3 via https://ytmp3.cc/
and then I cut the file up via ffmpeg:
ffmpeg -y -i greta-whine-full.mp3 -ss 00:04:39.150 -to 00:04:42.100 -c copy -codec:a libmp3lame -qscale:a 2 clips/how-dare-joo.mp3I've been uploading them to https://vocaroo.com/?upload for lack of a better free hosting solution. I should prob find a better place.
For some of the smaller clips I just embedded the audio via data urls like:
<?php
$mp3File = 'how-dare-joo.mp3';
printf('<video controls> <!-- %s --> <source src="data:audio/mp3;base64,%s" type="audio/mp3"></video>', $mp3File, base64_encode(file_get_contents($mp3File)));
There's also https://ytcutter.com/ which is awesome for making a clip real quick, but it has a bug and sometimes the start / end points aren't accurate - they seem to differ depending on which player use to listen to the clip with (as odd as that sounds).
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