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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,029,228 views  40,242 comments

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3600   RC2006   2019 Nov 22, 8:09pm  

Onvacation says
Onvacation says

What crime EXACTLY is Trump accused of?

Any one have the actual charge? Bribery? Extortion? What is the actual charge that the democrats are considering impeachment on?


Being a cad, asshole, driving them crazy, and exposing them. Oh wait those are not impeachable.
3602   Patrick   2019 Nov 22, 9:23pm  

NoCoupForYou says


hey Pat, can you add jfif extensions?


I think it's a rather rare format. "The JFIF format is not used often and has been superseded by other improvements to the JPEG format."

I'll try to convert the file you uploaded to jpeg.
3603   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 23, 1:27am  

marcus says


BONK.

"I would like you to do us a favor" is what the transcript says.

Meaning, the United States.

Here is the full context that Demmedia Fake News distorts or omits:

I would like you to do us a favor though because our country has been through a lot and Ukraine knows a lot about it. I would like you to find out what happened with this whole situation with Ukraine, they say Crowdstrike… I guess you have one of your wealthy people… The server, they say Ukraine has it.


#1 Does not refer to Quid Pro Joe
#2 A Server or copy of a server containing State Department and other Classified and Sensitive Information on it is of NATIONAL SECURITY import. Julian Assange, anybody?
#3 If the President didn't look into #2 he wouldn't be doing his job as Chief Executive and Commander in Chief of US Security.
#4 We have a treaty with Ukraine, signed by Clinton in the late 90s, that covers all this shit.

So in conclusion... Demmedia Bullshit.

Oh, and PPS:

#5 If there is a complete copy of Hitlary's Server laying around in the hands of Ukrainian Intelligence and/or Ukrainian Oligarchs... it may be the pre "Acid-Washed" version. Then we can see what Emails Hillary was keeping on her server that she claimed she deleted because Yoga and Wedding Planning. $5 says it's a mix of Clinton Foundation and extremely sensitive National Security/Foreign Relations info that should have never, ever, been on a private server and were deleted by her crew to prevent detection.
3604   WookieMan   2019 Nov 23, 7:06am  

marcus says
This happened at a time when Biden was the leading candidate

FOR THE DEMOCRAT'S NOMINATION PROCESS!!!!!!!!!!!! For fucks sake, I'm not going to read the rest of the shit you typed. You guys keep putting the cart before the horse. Joe Biden is currently running against Warren, Sanders, Gabbard, etc to get the backing of the Democrats to then ACTUALLY run for POTUS. Polling doesn't matter if he would beat any of those clowns, he has NOT yet won that stage to be running for POTUS.

He's a private citizen that on appearance got his son a paid board job for a corrupt as shit company while he was a PUBLIC EMPLOYEE. Then had a foreign prosecutor fired and admitted it was based on funds to Ukraine. Even if everything was 100% above board, I, as an American citizen want to know for sure. If you don't want to know this, then keep the head in the sand.

In 5 years (yes he'll get a 2nd term), if Trump is found to have gotten his kids stuff through diplomatic means/negotiations, by all means throw them all in jail. Investigate all day. If hearsay evidence is good enough to impeach a sitting POTUS, the evidence regarding Biden is more than enough for further exploration. It would be massively hypocritical to say otherwise.
3606   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 23, 9:51am  

So it was this commie fucker all along. But if you recall the official report said the agencies didn't communicate well together.
So they used it as an excuse to create DHS, and ramped up spying on Americans, and the Communist plot to take over our Government.
And you wanna know what grinds my gears? They almost got away with it, until One MAN, just one MAN stood up and said NO MORE!
And you know who that man is? Who is it? Yeah you DO, you know who it is. Who is it! Who stood up to the Commies and told them "No More!"
That's right it was Donald J. Trump. They wanted to stop him so badly, all of the wicked unlawful players of the overthrowing of American Democracy and Sovereignty all came forward to take a whack at him and expose themselves.


3607   Patrick   2019 Nov 23, 10:01am  

Au contraire, mon ami.

It is Congress which is obstructing Trump, not the other way around.
3608   Onvacation   2019 Nov 23, 10:07am  

marcus says


The lies are quite entertaining, but we're sticking with reality! We've been together too long and she points out the lies to me.
3609   Onvacation   2019 Nov 23, 10:20am  

BobD says
to help Trump with an election it's not for the greater good of the country.

So who do you want to be president in 2020. If you could pick anyone, even some dark horse we have not learned about, who would you pick? Don't forget, Obama is ineligible and FDR is dead.
3610   Onvacation   2019 Nov 23, 10:23am  

marcus says

So.

The evidence is some anonymous "whistleblower" heard someone say Trump said something bad.
3611   Onvacation   2019 Nov 23, 10:24am  

Onvacation says
marcus says

So.

The evidence is some anonymous "whistleblower" heard someone say Trump said something bad.

Unless you got somethin' else?
3612   Onvacation   2019 Nov 23, 10:30am  

BobD says
Yet more voted for Hillary.

46% of the electoral college. Trump beat Hillary by more than 10%.

Thank God the founders were prescient enough to create the electoral college so that a few corrupt crowded cities couldn't control our country.
3613   Onvacation   2019 Nov 23, 10:31am  

Onvacation says
46% of the electoral college. Trump beat Hillary by more than 10%.

Correction. Hillary only won 43%.
3614   WookieMan   2019 Nov 23, 11:48am  

marcus says
And that it's unreasonable to think that Trump sees (or saw) Joe Biden as a political rival former government employee that appears to have assisted his son in keeping a bull shit job ?
3615   WookieMan   2019 Nov 23, 11:52am  

Everyone is a political rival! I don't get this fucking argument. Even fellow Republicans are. Name just ONE person that isn't a political rival to the POTUS? Give me a name and I can tell you why they're a political rival. Remember words, $$$, ideas and thoughts all matter. This isn't fucking Sunday school. Jesus.
3616   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 23, 11:59am  

marcus says


I heard from somebody who heard a phone call and told me that... = hearsay
I heard from somebody who heard from somebody who heard a phone call and told me that... = hearsay
I heard from somebody who heard from somebody who told me that, so I conjecture that such and such was the motive = super hearsay

None of it admissible in court.
3621   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 23, 2:19pm  

BobD says
Roger Stone was in court, did they use hearsay to convict?


I'm referring to the Scampeachment. I did not follow the Stone trial.

Nice to see after years of bitching and spending millions on smears and investigations, they finally got something actionable on the guy who was known to be a political trickster for 50 years. Of course, the Judge was the notorious Amy Berman, a far left Obama appointee. But at least they got somebody after all the wailing and gnashing of the teeth!
3624   CBOEtrader   2019 Nov 23, 2:47pm  

marcus says


Which crimes?
3625   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 23, 2:54pm  

BobD says
Like the feeling of the kids who Jim Jordan looked the other way when they were being molested?



You mean the same Jim Jordan was completely vindicated from any wrong doing after an investigation?

And Kids? You mean adult male 18+ age competitive wrestlers?

"I was groped by a gay old fart, but my 19-year old college wrestling ass couldn't do anything about it, boo hoo"

I'm sorry you think Jim Jordan's job as coach is to regulate Gay attempted Pickups of Adult Male Wrestlers in their prime.

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