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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,075,870 views  41,380 comments

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3606   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 23, 9:51am  

So it was this commie fucker all along. But if you recall the official report said the agencies didn't communicate well together.
So they used it as an excuse to create DHS, and ramped up spying on Americans, and the Communist plot to take over our Government.
And you wanna know what grinds my gears? They almost got away with it, until One MAN, just one MAN stood up and said NO MORE!
And you know who that man is? Who is it? Yeah you DO, you know who it is. Who is it! Who stood up to the Commies and told them "No More!"
That's right it was Donald J. Trump. They wanted to stop him so badly, all of the wicked unlawful players of the overthrowing of American Democracy and Sovereignty all came forward to take a whack at him and expose themselves.


3607   Patrick   2019 Nov 23, 10:01am  

Au contraire, mon ami.

It is Congress which is obstructing Trump, not the other way around.
3608   Onvacation   2019 Nov 23, 10:07am  

marcus says


The lies are quite entertaining, but we're sticking with reality! We've been together too long and she points out the lies to me.
3609   Onvacation   2019 Nov 23, 10:20am  

BobD says
to help Trump with an election it's not for the greater good of the country.

So who do you want to be president in 2020. If you could pick anyone, even some dark horse we have not learned about, who would you pick? Don't forget, Obama is ineligible and FDR is dead.
3610   Onvacation   2019 Nov 23, 10:23am  

marcus says

So.

The evidence is some anonymous "whistleblower" heard someone say Trump said something bad.
3611   Onvacation   2019 Nov 23, 10:24am  

Onvacation says
marcus says

So.

The evidence is some anonymous "whistleblower" heard someone say Trump said something bad.

Unless you got somethin' else?
3612   Onvacation   2019 Nov 23, 10:30am  

BobD says
Yet more voted for Hillary.

46% of the electoral college. Trump beat Hillary by more than 10%.

Thank God the founders were prescient enough to create the electoral college so that a few corrupt crowded cities couldn't control our country.
3613   Onvacation   2019 Nov 23, 10:31am  

Onvacation says
46% of the electoral college. Trump beat Hillary by more than 10%.

Correction. Hillary only won 43%.
3614   WookieMan   2019 Nov 23, 11:48am  

marcus says
And that it's unreasonable to think that Trump sees (or saw) Joe Biden as a political rival former government employee that appears to have assisted his son in keeping a bull shit job ?
3615   WookieMan   2019 Nov 23, 11:52am  

Everyone is a political rival! I don't get this fucking argument. Even fellow Republicans are. Name just ONE person that isn't a political rival to the POTUS? Give me a name and I can tell you why they're a political rival. Remember words, $$$, ideas and thoughts all matter. This isn't fucking Sunday school. Jesus.
3616   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 23, 11:59am  

marcus says


I heard from somebody who heard a phone call and told me that... = hearsay
I heard from somebody who heard from somebody who heard a phone call and told me that... = hearsay
I heard from somebody who heard from somebody who told me that, so I conjecture that such and such was the motive = super hearsay

None of it admissible in court.
3621   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 23, 2:19pm  

BobD says
Roger Stone was in court, did they use hearsay to convict?


I'm referring to the Scampeachment. I did not follow the Stone trial.

Nice to see after years of bitching and spending millions on smears and investigations, they finally got something actionable on the guy who was known to be a political trickster for 50 years. Of course, the Judge was the notorious Amy Berman, a far left Obama appointee. But at least they got somebody after all the wailing and gnashing of the teeth!
3624   CBOEtrader   2019 Nov 23, 2:47pm  

marcus says


Which crimes?
3625   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 23, 2:54pm  

BobD says
Like the feeling of the kids who Jim Jordan looked the other way when they were being molested?



You mean the same Jim Jordan was completely vindicated from any wrong doing after an investigation?

And Kids? You mean adult male 18+ age competitive wrestlers?

"I was groped by a gay old fart, but my 19-year old college wrestling ass couldn't do anything about it, boo hoo"

I'm sorry you think Jim Jordan's job as coach is to regulate Gay attempted Pickups of Adult Male Wrestlers in their prime.
3644   Patrick   2019 Nov 23, 4:44pm  

"US voters are going to interfere in the 2020 election" is my favorite one.

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