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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,029,667 views  40,247 comments

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3649   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 23, 8:14pm  

BobD says
What I don't think is that
"gay attempted pickups" = molested


I'm sorry if I'm dubious that College, 18+ year old MEN who are on the WRESTLING team, can really be "molested" by a middle aged doctor.
3652   CBOEtrader   2019 Nov 24, 5:16am  

marcus says
:

Pesky truth. It's not easy making up enough bullshit to distract the people from seeing the truth. Okay, maybe with most right wing Trumptards, it's easy, but you know what I mean.


marcus says
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Right wing media programs you with what they know is lies. Really, this is a fact.

Let that sink in.


Marcus is repeating a rumor as truth, then saying its the right wing media that lies. This is intellectually as weak as it gets.

www.youtube.com/embed/9E4PKplRPlU

Admit your media sources are lying to you. At least be honest with that much.
3653   CBOEtrader   2019 Nov 24, 5:23am  

marcus says


No, Ukraine themselves and the facts say Ukraine helped the democrats influence our elections.

Do you care about facts at all Marcus? Do you care that the Nunes story was made up? Do you care that this impeachment hearing is a huge fraud? Everyone but the most insane leftists can see this quite clearly.

Why do you think Trumps approval continues to rise?
3655   Onvacation   2019 Nov 24, 8:29am  

marcus says
Becasue

Since you can't get the spelling of BECAUSE right do you think some of your other beliefs might be wrong too?
3656   Onvacation   2019 Nov 24, 9:02am  

BobD says
Did you ever think that he now does it on purpose becuase he knows how easily it triggers you?

So you're saying Marcus is acting like an idiot on purpose? That makes sense.
3657   WookieMan   2019 Nov 24, 10:31am  

BobD says
What I don't get is why you disregard the reason Trump wanted them investigated? Why, in your mind, is his motivation not important? If Trump has nothing to hide why is he hiding?

What are you talking about? Fine, keep ignoring Biden is a regular citizen. Regular citizens are CONSTANTLY investigated. If there is government corruption when Biden was a public employee, I think it's fair to try and investigate it. There's not much to it. Happens all the time. If we can't investigate past potential corruption, then what's the point of having government at all? Let's just do the whole banana republic thing.....

The other thing I can't account for with your line of thought is that you ever believed Biden had a chance in hell to beat Trump... that's pure delusion. You keep ignoring the fact he has to beat a field of manure first to even be actually running for POTUS. He could run independent tomorrow and start filing all his paperwork and then actually be running for POTUS. He chose to compete in the process the Democrats created, so get that done first. Eventually the horse is just going to ram the cart and all its legs will be broken.
3658   WookieMan   2019 Nov 24, 10:33am  

BobD says
Onvacation says
marcus says
Becasue

Since you can't get the spelling of BECAUSE right do you think some of your other beliefs might be wrong too?


Did you ever think that he now does it on purpose becuase he knows how easily it triggers you?

Onvacation is right here. Sorry. I know I make my fair share of mistakes, but it's not being triggered. There are a lot of errors in his posts. If time isn't taken to type them in correct, is proper time taken to research what he's posting? This is a fair question to ask and isn't being triggered. Rushing through things can lead to many mistake in many parts of life.
3659   WookieMan   2019 Nov 24, 11:15am  

marcus says

Not only are the Dems bad at memes, they are AWFUL with photoshop or any other editing software.
3660   WookieMan   2019 Nov 24, 12:17pm  

BobD says
WookieMan says
Not only are the Dems bad at memes, they are AWFUL with photoshop or any other editing software.


Been to the movies lately? I see some terrific editing. I'm guessing at least some of those editors are Dems.

False narrative?

I think I've made it clear. I don't do ANY media. Movies are media and propaganda. Comedy is about the only thing I'll do and even that is being assaulted. Comedians can't even do what their trade is anymore without be assaulted by people with weak and pussified "feelings."

Has anyone noticed here that I don't do memes? Probably not because everyone on both sides is too busy being fed bull shit. I prefer to research and come to my own conclusions, not Hannity or Todd's opinions.
3661   WookieMan   2019 Nov 24, 1:29pm  

BobD says
WookieMan says
I don't do ANY media. Movies are media and propaganda.


Really?

https://patrick.net/post/1313369?0#comment-1477777

There goes that narrative.

lol! Did you watch the movie? Selectively quote part of my comment? Disingenuous. Comedy is a broad brush that I paint with, but by no means could you say the movie in the link you cited is not comedic at some point. It is, at multiple points, even if you asked the naysayers in that thread. Not the best, but still comedic if not a funny bad movie overall.

My comment was regarding the SJW reflection by some of the comments in your link. They're entitled to their opinion about it, I just think the whole Star Wars thing has always had elements of feminism in them with Leia.

I'll give you time. Dig through the rest of my history here. Not going to judge what people do with their "free" time. But this hit the ground with an enormous thud....
3662   WookieMan   2019 Nov 24, 1:54pm  

BobD says
Ok then. I made a statement about editing you said you don't watch accept occasionally comedy. I found you do watch and now you claim that you view starwars movies as comedy. But wait in your post you referred to it as science fiction. So which is it science fiction or a comedy? Not sure how I'm supposed to tell you think it's a comedy when you referred to it as sci-fi

Are you on something? Are there not romantic comedies? Dramadies? Can Sci-fi not be comedic? You're splitting hairs here trying to make a point about who the hell knows what....
3663   WookieMan   2019 Nov 24, 2:02pm  

BobD says
How do you know Marcus doesn't do it on purpose?

He doesn't and said so admittedly. I'm questioning now that this account isn't another user, but I digress.

BobD says
If I were him I would.

You are you, don't be Marcus (not a knock Marcus ;) I have no problem joking with other users here, but I have no intention of sucking anyone's ass. I call it as I see. I'm glad you and Marcus get along. Enjoy it.
3664   CBOEtrader   2019 Nov 24, 4:51pm  

BobD says
CBOEtrader says
Do you care that the Nunes story was made up?


And we know this because the lying POS Nunes said it was? Any other proof? He will have to testify under oath what he spent $68k on in Europe.

Further, did you see the look on Nunes face when Swalwell brought up the Nunes trip to Vienna? Priceless.

SAD


In the real world, a claim requires more than "I heard from some foreign spy that...".

Burden of proof is on the accuser. So, yes, I have no first hand info on this and cant prove it's made up. However, until there is actual evidence (which there isnt), it is BY FAR the safe assumption that this has been made up just like the entire russian conspiracy theory https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/21/politics/fbi-fisa-russia-investigation/index.html
3665   WookieMan   2019 Nov 24, 5:31pm  

BobD says
WookieMan says
You're splitting hairs here trying to make a point about who the hell knows what....
says
WookieMan says
Not only are the Dems bad at memes, they are AWFUL with photoshop or any other editing software.



That was the start of it. Just pointing out how you enjoy movies that are primarily edited by dems. Memory refreshed?

Reading is a skill.... You're clearly a troll. Check out the bold above. Never did I mention video editing. You went there as you didn't know how to respond. Sorry I played the game of replying and even let you think you had something there. You didn't. Enjoy.

I'm not a dipshit (Republican or Democrat). Not sure the same can be said about......
3674   CBOEtrader   2019 Nov 25, 12:18am  

BobD says


He already discovered falsified FISA reports to justify the russian conspiracy coup. Using the mechanisms of our govt powers for treasonous purposes isnt a big deal to you?
3675   WookieMan   2019 Nov 25, 4:23am  

BobD says
WookieMan says
Never did I mention video editing.


Yes, you were not specific. If you meant only photo editing software you could have said that. But you didn't. Is premier pro, Avid and final cut X not editing software? You did say any other which does not exclude video editing software. Sorry that I didn't understand that when you say any other editing software you mean any other photo editing software. My Bad

Hmmm.... still splitting hairs I see. Thought it was clear I mentioned memes (photos....) and the pretty obvious PHOTO editing software PHOTOshop. Sorry I didn't mention Lightroom and the millions of other PHOTO editing software, was not necessary though. I have the full Adobe creative suite myself. If I was talking video I would have mentioned Premier as my editing software. Or if talking about audio would have brought up Audition. Sorry, I was unaware of the requirement to mention multiple editing software that I don't use.

So again, not sure where I said video. I'm sure I've mentioned video in other threads, so you may want to copy something from another thread and post it here like with the Stars Wars thing being a Sci-Fi movie that had zero humor in your world (which is fine). Whether it's a good movie was already discussed in that thread you swiped a completely non-relevant comment in my past to what we were actually talking about.
3676   CBOEtrader   2019 Nov 25, 5:43am  

BobD says
It's only a big deal if it happened. I'm guessing that it didn't happen, at least not in the way you imagine it happened.


What I imagine is irrelevant. The FBI agent is under investigation, or do you disagree w the only available actual facts cause

BobD says
That's not what CNN reported


At least we know who your master is
3677   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 25, 8:41am  

marcus says


That's what the Left has been banking on. And they've been proved wrong again and again.
Now it's time for the Barr Tab!
3678   WookieMan   2019 Nov 25, 8:57am  

BobD says
CBOEtrader says
What I imagine is irrelevant. The FBI agent is under investigation, or do you disagree w the only available actual facts cause

BobD says
That's not what CNN reported


At least we know who your master is


I only use CNN as a source because I know how many dislike it here. Didn't I included national review? I did that because they were honest and pointed out how CNN got the scoop first

CBOE, I'm falling for it myself, but it's clearly trolling at this point. Best to just ignore it.
3679   WookieMan   2019 Nov 25, 9:14am  

BobD says
You didn't, you said any editing software you do realize what any means?

With regards to memes..... ugh.. the word memes came before the word any. Are memes photographs, generally with text on them, edited in photoshop or like kind software? I hope you're smart enough to not edit photos in Premier pro or similar software. Much quicker in Photoshop, Lightroom, hell even Preview on a mac in like 5 seconds to make all these memes.

You know the answer, although maybe not. You're falling into a bottomless pit. Try to find another word that makes you "right" in what I've posted and get back to me. I have all day. #failx10
3680   WookieMan   2019 Nov 25, 9:25am  

marcus says

The POTUS doesn't do any of the things listed on those signs. People need to wake up. If you have fear because Trump is POTUS, there are larger issues mentally. And if you have hope because of Obama, you again have bigger problems. You control your own destiny. Not some politician.
3681   Patrick   2019 Nov 25, 9:41am  

The Left these days is a textbook example of projection.

They cry racism because they themselves are virulently racist.

They cry violence when they are the ones committing violence.

They cry hatred while literally shaking with hatred.

The Right is a paragon of calm reasonable toleration by comparison.
3682   WookieMan   2019 Nov 25, 9:59am  

BobD says
There are many editing softwares, if you meant only photo editing all you had to do was included the word photo but you didn't.

Amazing. No mention of the word video.... for like the 5th time. The horse you picked on this is dead, you can stop beating it.

You're the guy that wants to make an argument where none exists. I talk about gas milage of a Toyota (memes/photos) and you're talking about the fuel efficiency of a Boeing 737 (video). My point was as clear as can be if you know what a meme is. Either you don't know what a meme is or you're intentionally trolling.... those are the two options.
3683   WookieMan   2019 Nov 25, 10:10am  

marcus says
Patrick says
They cry violence when they are the ones committing violence


Sure. Let's compare the number of domestic deaths that can be tied to Trumpism, to those caused by leftists. Violence is not defined only by when some Antifa idiot shoves someone.

How do you even go about that? I'd love to see the data, sources, etc. on where you can get this type of info. I personally don't think it's possible, or at least to be accurate with the data. I'm not convinced either side is more violent than the other, it's the reporting that is more one sided.
3684   WookieMan   2019 Nov 25, 10:12am  

BobD says
WookieMan says
Either you don't know what a meme is or you're intentionally trolling.... those are the two options.


We are all free to our options.

🙄
3685   socal2   2019 Nov 25, 10:13am  

marcus says
IF it's not racism why else would you possibly tolerate Trump ?


Because we see the clown-show the Donks are running for President and realize they are all totally fucking bonkers.

Geesh - is this really so hard Marcus?
3686   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 25, 11:13am  

Am Ben Right?
3687   socal2   2019 Nov 25, 11:16am  

jazz_music says
What we are you speaking for???


I am speaking for Conservatives, Republicans, Libertarians and Moderate who are the majority of the country.
https://news.gallup.com/poll/245813/leans-conservative-liberals-keep-recent-gains.aspx

We are not prepared to hand over the presidency to crazies like Sanders and Warren because Orange Man tweets mean things.

I suspect there are some 2016 Trump supporters who may not vote for him in 2020, but I think they will be eclipsed by folks like me who didn't vote for Trump in 2016, but will enthusiastically vote for him in 2020 because the Democrats have moved so far to the crazy left.
3688   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2019 Nov 25, 11:50am  

Perfect dem candidate these days is transgender feminist who hates whites and wants globalization.

jazz_music says
socal2 says
Because we see the clown-show the Donks are running for President and realize they are all totally fucking bonkers.
What we are you speaking for???

Trump is so corrupt and so incompetent that everybody who can afford to run thinks they can beat him.

Why is that so hard FOR YOU to see?

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