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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,077,384 views  41,384 comments

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3918   Onvacation   2019 Dec 10, 6:17pm  

marcus says
cause
Just one more syllable and you got it! I know you can do it! Just BECAUSE!
Just teasing you @marcus

As a programmer typos jump out at me like bugs in the code. BecaSue is an author of children's books.
3919   Onvacation   2019 Dec 10, 6:18pm  

marcus says
non fundamentalist Muslims

The fundamentalists want to kill them too.
3931   CBOEtrader   2019 Dec 10, 6:49pm  

marcus says


Which witness is that? (Watch he cant answer.)
3934   CBOEtrader   2019 Dec 10, 8:09pm  

marcus says
@CBOE, if you can' t keep up with current events, or if you only watch right wing media, that's your problem. This is the information age dude.


You dont care about facts. You care about your narrative, which is a lie.

Find a point I've made, and ask me to show you the evidence (not a problem for me). Try to do the same, or admit your opinions are factless.
3935   CBOEtrader   2019 Dec 10, 8:26pm  

marcus says
CBOEtrader says
You dont care about facts. You care about your narrative, which is a lie.


Why should I even respond to a guy that pulled this same crap with me about Trump's lies.

CBOE: "Just give me one example of a Trump lie, we all know you can't."

Fuck you.


Still waiting for that lie.

Oh, and no thanks. I like girls.
3937   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Dec 11, 7:08am  

Why we need the Electoral College in one photo:

3943   Patrick   2019 Dec 11, 7:41am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/house-dems-announce-trump-will-win-2020-election

WASHINGTON, D.C.—House Democrats today announced a new plan to ensure Trump wins the White House again in 2020.

"We hereby unveil these articles of impeachment, which clearly lay out the undeniable fact that we will not win the White House back next year," said Rep. Jerry Nadler. "We have found Trump guilty of absolutely nothing, but we already started this whole process and it would look bad to back out now, so here we are."

"I declare here and now that Trump will be in the White House for at least another four years."

Some questioned if this was the best strategy, but Democrats pointed out that with four more years of Trump, they will be able to generate far more outrage than if they took back the White House. "It's a lot more fun to be extremists and scream at the sky for years and years instead of proposing policies that most Americans support and actually win elections."


3947   Onvacation   2019 Dec 12, 6:30am  

marcus says

Ever heard of the Clinton foundation? For a large donation you can (could) buy access to the government.
3950   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 12, 10:50am  

End FISA make these punk ass bitches unemployed and OH YEAH Disbar them for life. They have no business in Law in any capacity not even a clerk at a ticket clinic.

3952   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 12, 12:08pm  

Next guy that will get a neck stretching and dye the seat of his pants brown

3955   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 12, 12:28pm  


The German revolt is getting on swimmingly.

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