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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,144,691 views  42,231 comments

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4543   Bd6r   2020 Jan 18, 9:34am  


4544   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 18, 9:41am  

Wasnt Ken the first transgender doll?

Why do you think american women want a neutered man?
4545   Bd6r   2020 Jan 18, 10:41am  

CBOEtrader says
Why do you think american women want a neutered man?

That's a Russian doll
4546   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jan 18, 11:01am  

marcus says


Damn those FBI traitors went to great lengths to really frame up their Insurance policy. I would bet anything that most of these photos were in the original mueller investigation. But since the collusion canard didn't stick. The photos were a complete waste of time. This is why Humpty Dumpty and Pencil Neck, wanted the Mueller grand jury material made public. If you notice in every photo Lev is in with Trump. Trump isn't even aware that Lev is photo bombing him. One would think the photog would have made Trump the subject. Lev was nobody back then. Why is Lev an aware photo subject, where Trump is a backdrop or even a prop?
Lev looks the same in every photo regardless how relaxed and casual the Trump family may be. Just because Lev got access to every where Trump was, with a FBI out to get Trump like they are. And to have so many photos that make Lev the subject of the pictures over the President. Is highly suspect if you ask me.
4555   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 19, 8:45am  

marcus says


Whatre you talking about? He DID both those things already.

He released the transcript AND the only people who were witness to the conversation affirmed Trumps innocence.

So, what extra transcript do you want? Whose opinion on this do you think is relevant? I'd suggest we need to show the US public details of the treasonous crimes they were discussing so perhaps you understand why investigating and prosecuting this treason is important.

Do you care about the Truth, marcus?

How about due process? Is that also not important?

If your answer to both is no, then your memes represent you perfectly.
4556   Onvacation   2020 Jan 19, 8:47am  

Tenpoundbass says

Strong argument for the electoral college.
4557   Onvacation   2020 Jan 19, 9:53am  

CBOEtrader says

So, what extra transcript


The one Schiff made up.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/GN4CJ8MYLTY?start=234
4558   HeadSet   2020 Jan 19, 12:04pm  

Onvacation says
Tenpoundbass says

Strong argument for the electoral college.
4559   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 19, 12:22pm  

Onvacation says

The one Schiff made up.


Lol, yeah that was hilarious.

I dont think Marcus is fully aware of where his opinions come from. He repeats what MSNBC says. So, when msnbc mistates that "we still need a transcript and eyewitnesses that Trump is withholding" despite the actual FACT that Trump immediately made both available, marcus repeats it.

^^this is why I press to see even the smallest shred of evidence to prove these statements. Or perhaps an explanation? Or anything. Who knows, maybe I'm missing something. Since he wont support his statements, noone will learn or grow from the exchange. Sad.
4564   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 19, 5:29pm  

marcus says
Trump did not allow


This is called executive privilege. Rights are an important part of due process. Disagreements go to a judge. Simple...but democrats disnt want to be bothered w process and judges did they?

marcus says
This is why obstruction of congress is one of the primary reasons he is being impeached.


Yup, and I think we just identified why that article is laughable.

marcus says
Why should I argue


Offering facts for why you believe something is too much for, then why are you here? Notice how I just explained myself above? It's not that hard if you have supporting facts and logical reasoning.

Marcus, do you have any supporting facts or logical reasoning? Please share
4565   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 19, 5:32pm  

What transcript havent we read? And what witnesses did Trump no allow?

You do realize trump wasnt a lawyer, or any witnesses right? Is that also part of due process in your world, or does that go against due process?

I hope you can see why the world is laughing at this fraud of an impeachment. By all means, if I'm missing something relevant, please share.
4566   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 19, 7:38pm  

marcus says
Offering facts for why you believe something is too much for, then why are you here?


Not to convince people of facts that are common knowledge in the real world.


You have been fed innuendo and half truths as facts. i dont think you can support your statements without exposing the weakness of your assumptions. This is why you wont try.

We dont read minds here like the democrats. You have to actually support your statements with something beyond mind reading assumptions of guilt. "Its not what Trump actually said or did, it's what he really meant that's the problem."

Good luck w that in the Senate where trump is allowed to speak up and fight back. This is gonna be a slaughter
4567   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 19, 8:53pm  

LOL, you know I was gonna have her "Now Do Junker", but I'm pre-blocked. Proud.

4568   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 20, 8:11am  

marcus says
where they are trying to not allow any new witnesses or evidence.


They dont have to. It's called a trial. Discovery is supposed to happen before the trial on the house side BUT it didnt. The house wouldnt allow Trump a lawyer, or access to evidence, or to call witnesses, or even to face his own accusers. Is this what you call due process?

It's a joke, and anyone w half a brain can see it.

marcus says
in the hope that there might be something almost resembling a fair trial in the senate.


Fair would be throwing it out. OR hearing some new witnesses on both sides before voting down this obviously factless impeachment. The Senate WILL be fair where the HOUSE was not. You see how that works?
4569   Onvacation   2020 Jan 20, 8:14am  

marcus says

Trump did not allow certain members of his admin to testify in the hearings and he also would not release key documents. This is why obstruction of congress is one of the primary reasons he is being impeached.

So now he's being impeached for not allowing impeachment? Bribery is out. Quid pro quo is out. Collusion is out.

What high crime or misdemeanor did Trump commit?

Not expecting answers.
4570   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 20, 8:21am  

marcus says
the Republicans are arguing that only evidence considered by the house should be allowed, and that no new evidence should be considered in the trial. Not even subpoenaed witnesses and documents that Trump obstructed the House from considering at the hearings.


This is how a judicial process works. You dont keep rolling out new witnesses after discovery and investigation process is over. That would be unfair to everyone involved.

Unfortunately the democrats did such a purely partisan hack job in the house, that the Senate must now try to slap together an investigation and a trial.

The fact is, it is Trumps #1 job as potus to root out corruption. W prima facie evidence like Hunter Biden receiving $1 million/yr from corrupt ukrainian oligarchs and billions in loans from china, all while working hand in hand w the same people and companies that fabricate the dossier... there is perhaps noone more relevant to trumps day to day POTUS obligations that Hunter Biden, and his smokescreen of corruption.

This will blow up in the dems face as the corruption is revealed piece by piece, justifying Trump and his administrations intent to investigate his foreign dealings. It's amazing that you dont care about corruption as long as your team is doing it though.

The impeachment is just another attempt to steal power from the american voter.

This has turned into a circus, by pelosi design.
4571   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 20, 8:22am  

marcus says
You can say that this is some kind of wild spin. But not without showing the kind of dishonest Trump Cuck you truly are.


Considering I offer facts while you do nothing but adhom, I accept the apology you should be offering me for both being wrong and a child.
4572   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 20, 9:15am  

marcus says
Don't personally bribe a leader of another country to say something.


Evidence for this personal bribe?

I'll give your country X for a UN Vote/Assistance with Investigation isn't quid pro quo, it's standard as fuck.

However, in this case the incoming Ukraine Pres did not know aid was being delayed as it was being reviewed per the law:



As has been mentioned multiple times.
4573   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 20, 9:18am  

marcus says
care, but it's not relevant to the question of whether Trump held back aid in exchange for an announcement of a Ukraine based investigation of the Bidens.


Ok, now we're getting somewhere. So you think Trump "held back aid" ? Yet noone involved says he did, neither is there any record or evidence of him doing so. It would also be his prerogative to hold back money if the recieving end is corrupt or not doing what they are supposed to do. So this comes back to mind reading. "We alone know why Trump does what he does! It's not to fight the prima facie corruption evident in the actions of hunter Biden, and fusion GPS. Nah, its cause he wants to spear innocent hunter and god fearing fusion GPS." Your team has gone full retard.

And you suggest he did it " in exchange for an announcement of a Ukraine based investigation of the Bidens?" Wheres your evidence? How is a press conference an impeachable offense? It is not the POTUS's prerogative to make an investigation public or not. I dont see how Trump did this nor do I see how it could be a problem if he did.

Do you have a problem w a POTU helping his former SOS spy on, and formulate a fake dossier against, hide intelligence from, and generally do everything he can to lead a conspiracy of powerful deepstaters to effectuate a coup of POTUS candidate and later of POTUS elect?

If what you think Trump did is bad, why hasnt obama been impeached 25 times over for a zillion times more manipulation of our electoral process?
4574   Onvacation   2020 Jan 20, 11:05am  

marcus says
Don't personally bribe a leader of another country to say something.

Who did that? Are they being charged with bribery?

Biden extorted Ukraine to STOP his son from being investigated. Is that what you're talking about?
4575   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 20, 11:27am  

marcus says
I disagree with the arguments you parrot from republicans. But suppose you are right. That they can make the argument that somehow things that were subpoenaed for the House hearings and held back from congress (illegally ? obstruction of congresss ?) need not be considered at all, based on technicalities.. Maybe they can even make that argument successfully, becasue the jurors are majority Trump Cucks.

Or say they are right even. Why would they choose this path, rather than looking at all evidence and proving that Trump didn't do anything wrong ?

This is for the history books.


Your framing of the question makes no sense. There is no evidence of a crime. None. Given zero current evidence, you think a court should override executive privilege? Do I need to ask you again about due process? It would be criminally irresponsible to throw out executive priviledge because orange man bad. Everyone has rights, even Trump.

^^I cant imagine the propagandized mind that would think this is ok. Smfh, I hope the dems lose everything in 2020. They desperately need a dose of reality.
4576   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 20, 11:45am  

The Senate trial should be as unbiased as the House Inquiry.
4578   Onvacation   2020 Jan 20, 9:44pm  

marcus says
:

If he is guilty of all that why was he not charged with all that?

Not expecting a cogent answer.
4579   Onvacation   2020 Jan 20, 9:45pm  

And he's still yo' President.
4580   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 21, 4:30am  

marcus says
CBOEtrader says
Given zero current evidence, you think a court should override executive privilege?


Pathetic.

If there's zero evidence, then let them have what they claim is evidence and make their case. Show them to be the clowns that you say they are.

Don't run and hide saying "no no no, omg we can't let you prove that you have no case !! We prefer to make it look like Trump is guilty and that we are afraid of the truth "

Otherwise the history books will show obstruction of Congress and obstruction of justice by the President. Lies and off the charts ridiculous bullshit assertions can't change the simple truth.

Simple choice:

Choice A) Maybe get Trump off on a technicality,becasue you know he's guilty.

Choice B) Let the democrats make fools of themselves by making their case becasue they have no case. This would be so great for Trump poli...


Seek help. TDS is off the charts.

Does trump deserve rights and due process? If so, then everything you said is backwards. It's not trumps job to prove he is innocent, though he may take this opportunity to prove a few things about the prosecutors. We shall see.

The investigation and prosecutors have failed to bring a single shred of evidence to make anyone think this isnt a purely political hack job. You've been lied to and dont care.

Tte most fair way to proceed would be to throw the case out for lack of evidence.

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