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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,138,996 views  42,178 comments

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5017   HeadSet   2020 Feb 13, 6:59am  

Yes, it was long known that Biden had no chance of winning the nomination, and thus no threat to Trump. Therefore, the impeachment had nothing to do with any political favors. Rather, the impeachment was an opportunistic exaggeration played into into a "gotcha" for an impeachment attempt that has been going on since Trump won, and only because Trump won.
5018   HeadSet   2020 Feb 13, 7:13am  

Republican senators have been quoted as saying that virtually 100% of them think there was an intended quid pro quo

Which Republican Senator was quoted as saying that? I heard on the radio where a leftist news contributer paraphrased Ted Cruz as saying that, but when pressed for the actual quote it turns out the contributer did a "parody" much like Schiff with his made up statement on the Trump phone call.
5020   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Feb 13, 8:55am  

We will revisit this when you stabilize emotionally.
Till then.

marcus says
Fortwaynemobile says
This is exactly why left can’t meme lol.


I think what you mean is, "this is a good example of how the left can't meme."

Because I don't think you finally realizing that Trump conned you is in any way the reason that the left can't meme.

Hmmmm, or is it ?

I almost forgot.

Lol !
5021   CBOEtrader   2020 Feb 13, 9:16am  

marcus says
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Republican senators have been quoted as saying that virtually 100% of them think there was an intended quid pro quo, they just rationalize that it wasn't an impeachable offense (the Dershowitz argument). They tell themselves that, or they just don't care being amoral just like great leader.

But hey, a spinners gotta spin.


That isn't even close to what dershowitz or any republican senators said or implied. This is the story you've been fed by your masters.

Nothing here could possibly be considered impeachable, does NOT mean something here was an illegal quid pro quo but not impeachable.

That is the lie you've been told
5022   CBOEtrader   2020 Feb 13, 9:17am  

HeadSet says
Republican senators have been quoted as saying that virtually 100% of them think there was an intended quid pro quo

Which Republican Senator was quoted as saying that? I heard on the radio where a leftist news contributer paraphrased Ted Cruz as saying that, but when pressed for the actual quote it turns out the contributer did a "parody" much like Schiff with his made up statement on the Trump phone call.


100%. Its a lie.
5023   Onvacation   2020 Feb 13, 9:23am  

Fortwaynemobile says
We will revisit this when you stabilize emotionally.
Till then.

One of the main symptoms of TDS is extreme anger.
5030   HeadSet   2020 Feb 13, 11:56am  

Tenpoundbass says


That may have been part of the "two-for."

One, get Trump impeached. Two, clear Biden out of the way for what they thought would be Warren (Obama was doing lots of "we need a female president" propaganda at the time).
5032   HeadSet   2020 Feb 13, 12:28pm  

Don't get it. Who is that guy Bernie cowering from?
5033   Tenpoundbass   2020 Feb 13, 1:01pm  

HeadSet says
Don't get it. Who is that guy Bernie cowering from?


Bernie has the mads, because they are on a Plane flying first class. Bernie doesn't like his hypocrisy documented.
Like all Commies, Socialists and Dems.
5036   Heraclitusstudent   2020 Feb 13, 3:23pm  

RC2006 says


Very deep criticism of the man.
5044   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2020 Feb 13, 8:01pm  

NoCoupForYou says


You double dippin cabbage crotched muffin gimbleglonker!
5045   Tenpoundbass   2020 Feb 14, 7:38am  

You damn Sassafrassin' Pork-kneed Sloth Herder!
5047   HeadSet   2020 Feb 14, 10:07am  

Above Bernie foot race cartoon was from a San Diego paper. I suspect it is an effort by a liberal cartoonist to discredit Bernie to other lefties by making Bernie out to be the first choice of Trump supporters.
5048   Tenpoundbass   2020 Feb 14, 10:11am  

Of course it is, but it's still funny.
The real truth is, there will be an even smattering of all of them winning some primaries, and the difference between the top three in every race will continue to be a few percentage points between the top three. Without a clear winner with a strong plurality of the votes. There will be a brokered convention. I even expect Biden to win a few by 4%.

There needs to be a winner getting 60% of every primary, and only two candidates on Super Tuesday.
Without that Oprah will be the Nomination.

I expect Bloomberg to perform worse than Elizabeth and Biden.
5050   HeadSet   2020 Feb 14, 10:21am  

I expect Bloomberg to perform worse than Elizabeth and Biden.

Bravely spoken. But I suspect Biden will be out soon after SC, and Warren will not last much longer. Bloomberg is looking to be the DNC establishment choice, both as a counter to Bernie and because Bloomberg contributed to so many 2016 House races in districts where the incumbent Republican did not run.
5051   Tenpoundbass   2020 Feb 14, 10:41am  

HeadSet says
Bravely spoken. But I suspect Biden will be out soon after SC, and Warren will not last much longer. Bloomberg is looking to be the DNC establishment choice


The DNC doesn't want Bloomberg, he's a liability in trying to sale the kinder gentler Socialism that is not Bernie. He's a 1%er, the poster boy for it.
Biden will win a few races. There isn't a single strong candidate. Down South Biden is going to clean up. The Clinton Class White Liberals and the Government Entitlement Class off Black Democrat, loves Joe Biden, even if everything that's been reported about him is true. The legend of Corn Pop just endeared him even more. While we're wincing at his racial gaffes, those Blacks are hi-fiving him and saying "My Man!" If Bernie gets the nod they are going to Bundle him with a Clinton or Obama stooge and that person is going to effectively be the President doing everything. Just like H. W. Bush did with Reagan. after the RNC sent Bush in to keep Reagan under wraps. Biden is the only candidate the DNC will put over at the convention. But he'll need the races to get it, I don't think he'll win enough. That mystery Feller/Gal I mentioned would be Biden's running mate and make Biden a puppet President. Will be the brokered candidate, who ever that will be.
5052   Heraclitusstudent   2020 Feb 14, 10:47am  

It will be Trump vs Bloomberg.
Billionaire against billionaire.
Prepare for the twitter pissing match.
5055   Tenpoundbass   2020 Feb 14, 11:28am  

Heraclitusstudent says
Billionaire against billionaire.


I would love that, for all of the Democrats, that still can't bring themselves to appreciate Trump and get all of their news from CNN.
They would be so disgusted and stay home. That's exactly what they'll say. "Billionaire against Billionaire" when they stay home.

Here's the deal, every candidate in the race right now, will piss off the other candidate constituents. We're in unprecedented hostility in our division. The Liberal media whipped and frothed the hate ire, and that mechanism where it's perfectly acceptable to respond to the person you supported losing the election. It's perfectly fine to resist that person every way you can, with every fiber in your body. These Candidates are more than Democrat candidates for the first time in the Democrat party. Each candidate's supporters, view the other candidates and their supporters as dangerous and bad. It would take a whole new person injected into the race. Someone who was able to bypass the mudslinging and the ridicule of each other in the debates and campaign trail. If any of the current knuckle heads go on to win. I would fully expect well over 1/3 of the expected known Democrat voters to just stay home.
If Bloomberg gets it, I would expect more than 1/2 to stay home.
The Democrat electorate are people that have been conditioned with a powerful dog whistle for four years to hate everything Bloomberg represents. And hate anyone not on their side. They don't come around easily and they are intolerant of reason.

Good luck with the angry discombobulated mob, riot, rabble, and free ride loafers agreeing on any single candidate.

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