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ForcedTQ
2020 Feb 29, 6:59am
Flavius says
No, not “had.” Don’t be like the fucktards that say the constitution is old and outdated, they truly don’t understand it. The fact that the peeople need to toss out the garbage doesn’t mean we don’t have a Constitutional Republic anymore, it just means we actually have to get to work fixing the problems.
ForcedTQ saysAmerican ignorance. We have a Constitutional Republic, not a Democracy.
American ignorance - We had a Constitutional Republic, not a Democracy.
Anyone for what's up next ?
No, not “had.” Don’t be like the fucktards that say the constitution is old and outdated, they truly don’t understand it. The fact that the peeople need to toss out the garbage doesn’t mean we don’t have a Constitutional Republic anymore, it just means we actually have to get to work fixing the problems.
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HeadSet
2020 Mar 1, 9:04pm
HeadSet
2020 Mar 1, 9:04pm
Two thumbs up his ass. Both Bloomberg and and Biden were born in 1942 and winning the SC primary is hardly "two thumbs."
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HeadSet
2020 Mar 1, 9:16pm
HeadSet
2020 Mar 1, 9:16pm
marcus says
The phrase "two thumbs" is short for "two thumbs up" meaning a judgement of approval. Saying a meme is based on a man has two thumbs on his two hands makes no sense. Is one of the other candidates is missing a thumb or something?
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So you're disputing the point of the meme, that Biden has two thumbs ? Really ?
The phrase "two thumbs" is short for "two thumbs up" meaning a judgement of approval. Saying a meme is based on a man has two thumbs on his two hands makes no sense. Is one of the other candidates is missing a thumb or something?
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Mar 1, 10:36pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Mar 1, 10:36pm
You mean it's a $4B gift certificate for jobs at Lockheed, Boeing, General Dynamics.
It's nothing compared to the $30B we spend Defending Wealthy, Similarly populated Europe every year, with Germany only paying half their recommended NATO contribution but lavishing billions of Euros on Refugees from Eritrea instead.
Lefists: Demanding we cut $4B in US Defense Subsidies for Israel, bad. But demanding wealthy Germany, Italy, etc. meet their NATO commitments = OrangeManBad Putin Ally
And a whopping 4% of the Israeli Budget. I hope it stops just because so many think that Israel will live or die based on 4% of the annual government (not GDP) budget.
But BDS is going Great! Check out the Israeli Stock Market and Tourism Revenue this past decade. Exploding like the Sampson Option.
Of course, they'll end up buying the Eurofighter Typhoon and saving tens of millions per aircraft to bridge the small gap, and Lockheed Martin in California and Boeing in Washington, Dem States, will have layoffs.
It's nothing compared to the $30B we spend Defending Wealthy, Similarly populated Europe every year, with Germany only paying half their recommended NATO contribution but lavishing billions of Euros on Refugees from Eritrea instead.
Lefists: Demanding we cut $4B in US Defense Subsidies for Israel, bad. But demanding wealthy Germany, Italy, etc. meet their NATO commitments = OrangeManBad Putin Ally
And a whopping 4% of the Israeli Budget. I hope it stops just because so many think that Israel will live or die based on 4% of the annual government (not GDP) budget.
But BDS is going Great! Check out the Israeli Stock Market and Tourism Revenue this past decade. Exploding like the Sampson Option.
Of course, they'll end up buying the Eurofighter Typhoon and saving tens of millions per aircraft to bridge the small gap, and Lockheed Martin in California and Boeing in Washington, Dem States, will have layoffs.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Mar 1, 10:42pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Mar 1, 10:42pm
marcus says
LAKE ERIE WILL BE DEAD! WATER SHORTAGES BY 1974! FAMINE IN AMERICA 1980s! MUST NATIONALIZE ALL AGRACULTURE AND INDUSTRY TODAY! TRUST THE SCIENTISTS! QUINTOUPLE THEIR BUDGETS!
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LAKE ERIE WILL BE DEAD! WATER SHORTAGES BY 1974! FAMINE IN AMERICA 1980s! MUST NATIONALIZE ALL AGRACULTURE AND INDUSTRY TODAY! TRUST THE SCIENTISTS! QUINTOUPLE THEIR BUDGETS!
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Patrick
2020 Mar 5, 8:01pm
Patrick
2020 Mar 5, 8:01pm
marcus says
Actually, this is true. Liberal Democrats are ignorant that they are being used as the tools of globalist captial to drive down wages for the poor.
Their fear that they have been promoting gross injustice and will have to answer for it to the masses they harmed inspires insane levels of hate for Trump in them.
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Actually, this is true. Liberal Democrats are ignorant that they are being used as the tools of globalist captial to drive down wages for the poor.
Their fear that they have been promoting gross injustice and will have to answer for it to the masses they harmed inspires insane levels of hate for Trump in them.
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CBOEtrader
2020 Mar 5, 8:29pm
CBOEtrader
2020 Mar 5, 8:29pm
marcus says
Yup, you've been lied to and dont care
and regarding close to everything I've heard about him since day one.
Yup, you've been lied to and dont care
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CBOEtrader
2020 Mar 5, 8:42pm
CBOEtrader
2020 Mar 5, 8:42pm
marcus says
Are wars cool? How many wars did Obama start again?
Its infantile of you to judge a POTUS on how "cool" he is. How about the job?
Trump has done the best job of any POTUS in my lifetime, by far.
You think I would ever think a guy with gold plated living room walls is cool ?
Are wars cool? How many wars did Obama start again?
Its infantile of you to judge a POTUS on how "cool" he is. How about the job?
Trump has done the best job of any POTUS in my lifetime, by far.
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Onvacation
2020 Mar 6, 5:46am
Onvacation
2020 Mar 6, 5:46am
marcus says
Yes to all except the emotionally unstable part.
Is he honest ? Is he above average in intelligence ? Can he communicate in an intelligent way ? Is he an emotionally unstable self centered asshole ?
Yes to all except the emotionally unstable part.
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CBOEtrader
2020 Mar 6, 7:23am
CBOEtrader
2020 Mar 6, 7:23am
marcus says
you can perfectly ascertain those things through the propagandized filter of MSM?
The world is a stage Marcus, and you are being played.
Is he honest ? Is he above average in intelligence ? Can he communicate in an intelligent way ? Is he an emotionally unstable self centered asshole ?
you can perfectly ascertain those things through the propagandized filter of MSM?
The world is a stage Marcus, and you are being played.
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CBOEtrader
2020 Mar 6, 7:25am
CBOEtrader
2020 Mar 6, 7:25am
marcus says
Please point to the followers who know hes lying. (I think you made it up.)
Also. Which lie specifically are we talking about?
Fact is, your sentiments are factless. Which is why you communicate in broad strokes instead of actual facts.
Try again
The closest to reasonable stuff he has sold his base is about how he's going to undo globalization now that it's completely finished, is all ridiculous lies, and his smarter followers know it's all lies.
Please point to the followers who know hes lying. (I think you made it up.)
Also. Which lie specifically are we talking about?
Fact is, your sentiments are factless. Which is why you communicate in broad strokes instead of actual facts.
Try again
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CBOEtrader
2020 Mar 6, 1:32pm
CBOEtrader
2020 Mar 6, 1:32pm
jazz_music says
No I'm commenting on the lack of intellect in his logic, same as yours.
CBOEtrader saysmarcus saysTRIGGERED!!!It's becasue I'm not retarded.
... marcus got under his skin LOL
No I'm commenting on the lack of intellect in his logic, same as yours.
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WookieMan
2020 Mar 6, 3:50pm
WookieMan
2020 Mar 6, 3:50pm
jazz_music says
It's not a hate photo. You've clearly never watched live comedy or Tropic Thunder.
Everything doesn't have to be a negative. We can make light of things. Focusing on the negative aspects of things and illnesses will just lead you down a rabbit hole of misery. We quite literally could lose the art of comedy with all this SJW, whiney bull shit. When we don't smile anymore, we're doomed.
You type marcus’ comment on a hate photo.
That is not a comment and it reflects poorly on you, not him. LOL. Oops!
It's not a hate photo. You've clearly never watched live comedy or Tropic Thunder.
Everything doesn't have to be a negative. We can make light of things. Focusing on the negative aspects of things and illnesses will just lead you down a rabbit hole of misery. We quite literally could lose the art of comedy with all this SJW, whiney bull shit. When we don't smile anymore, we're doomed.
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