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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,131,190 views  42,156 comments

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5280   HeadSet   2020 Mar 1, 9:04pm  

Two thumbs up his ass. Both Bloomberg and and Biden were born in 1942 and winning the SC primary is hardly "two thumbs."
5281   HeadSet   2020 Mar 1, 9:16pm  

marcus says
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So you're disputing the point of the meme, that Biden has two thumbs ? Really ?


The phrase "two thumbs" is short for "two thumbs up" meaning a judgement of approval. Saying a meme is based on a man has two thumbs on his two hands makes no sense. Is one of the other candidates is missing a thumb or something?
5282   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Mar 1, 10:36pm  

You mean it's a $4B gift certificate for jobs at Lockheed, Boeing, General Dynamics.

It's nothing compared to the $30B we spend Defending Wealthy, Similarly populated Europe every year, with Germany only paying half their recommended NATO contribution but lavishing billions of Euros on Refugees from Eritrea instead.

Lefists: Demanding we cut $4B in US Defense Subsidies for Israel, bad. But demanding wealthy Germany, Italy, etc. meet their NATO commitments = OrangeManBad Putin Ally

And a whopping 4% of the Israeli Budget. I hope it stops just because so many think that Israel will live or die based on 4% of the annual government (not GDP) budget.

But BDS is going Great! Check out the Israeli Stock Market and Tourism Revenue this past decade. Exploding like the Sampson Option.

Of course, they'll end up buying the Eurofighter Typhoon and saving tens of millions per aircraft to bridge the small gap, and Lockheed Martin in California and Boeing in Washington, Dem States, will have layoffs.
5283   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Mar 1, 10:42pm  

marcus says
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LAKE ERIE WILL BE DEAD! WATER SHORTAGES BY 1974! FAMINE IN AMERICA 1980s! MUST NATIONALIZE ALL AGRACULTURE AND INDUSTRY TODAY! TRUST THE SCIENTISTS! QUINTOUPLE THEIR BUDGETS!
5292   HeadSet   2020 Mar 4, 5:14pm  

Tenpoundbass says


Wow, some serious sweater pies here.
5293   Patrick   2020 Mar 5, 8:01pm  

marcus says
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Actually, this is true. Liberal Democrats are ignorant that they are being used as the tools of globalist captial to drive down wages for the poor.

Their fear that they have been promoting gross injustice and will have to answer for it to the masses they harmed inspires insane levels of hate for Trump in them.
5294   CBOEtrader   2020 Mar 5, 8:29pm  

marcus says
and regarding close to everything I've heard about him since day one.


Yup, you've been lied to and dont care
5295   CBOEtrader   2020 Mar 5, 8:42pm  

marcus says
You think I would ever think a guy with gold plated living room walls is cool ?


Are wars cool? How many wars did Obama start again?

Its infantile of you to judge a POTUS on how "cool" he is. How about the job?

Trump has done the best job of any POTUS in my lifetime, by far.
5297   Onvacation   2020 Mar 6, 5:42am  

marcus says
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Including Cuba and Venezuela?
5298   Onvacation   2020 Mar 6, 5:46am  

marcus says

Is he honest ? Is he above average in intelligence ? Can he communicate in an intelligent way ? Is he an emotionally unstable self centered asshole ?

Yes to all except the emotionally unstable part.
5299   Onvacation   2020 Mar 6, 5:47am  

marcus says
. It's becasue I'm not retarded.

Got proof? Smart people learn from their mistakes.
5300   Onvacation   2020 Mar 6, 5:49am  

marcus says
It's not becasue the media tells me.

If it's not BecaSue, who is it?
5301   CBOEtrader   2020 Mar 6, 7:23am  

marcus says
Is he honest ? Is he above average in intelligence ? Can he communicate in an intelligent way ? Is he an emotionally unstable self centered asshole ?


you can perfectly ascertain those things through the propagandized filter of MSM?

The world is a stage Marcus, and you are being played.
5302   CBOEtrader   2020 Mar 6, 7:25am  

marcus says
The closest to reasonable stuff he has sold his base is about how he's going to undo globalization now that it's completely finished, is all ridiculous lies, and his smarter followers know it's all lies.


Please point to the followers who know hes lying. (I think you made it up.)

Also. Which lie specifically are we talking about?

Fact is, your sentiments are factless. Which is why you communicate in broad strokes instead of actual facts.

Try again
5303   CBOEtrader   2020 Mar 6, 7:28am  

marcus says
It's becasue I'm not retarded.


5304   Bd6r   2020 Mar 6, 9:21am  

5308   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Mar 6, 11:26am  

Remember how this turned out?

5309   CBOEtrader   2020 Mar 6, 1:32pm  

jazz_music says
CBOEtrader says
marcus says
It's becasue I'm not retarded.


TRIGGERED!!!

... marcus got under his skin LOL


No I'm commenting on the lack of intellect in his logic, same as yours.
5310   WookieMan   2020 Mar 6, 3:50pm  

jazz_music says
You type marcus’ comment on a hate photo.

That is not a comment and it reflects poorly on you, not him. LOL. Oops!

It's not a hate photo. You've clearly never watched live comedy or Tropic Thunder.

Everything doesn't have to be a negative. We can make light of things. Focusing on the negative aspects of things and illnesses will just lead you down a rabbit hole of misery. We quite literally could lose the art of comedy with all this SJW, whiney bull shit. When we don't smile anymore, we're doomed.
5314   Onvacation   2020 Mar 6, 5:34pm  

Tenpoundbass says


I was laughing out loud at this one before I even realized how funny it was.
5316   Tenpoundbass   2020 Mar 6, 6:34pm  

This is for all of the losers that believe in this sort of thing. Global Warming and Flat Earth are from the same book of fairy tales.


5317   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Mar 6, 8:38pm  

Tenpoundbass says
This is for all of the losers that believe in this sort of thing. Global Warming and Flat Earth are from the same book of fairy tales.




This made me laugh in real life, too good!!!
5318   WookieMan   2020 Mar 7, 8:16am  

jazz_music says
There you go again talking lot of shit you don’t know LOL

For what, Trump?

hahahahahaha

You sure told me huh?

What? Wasn't "trying" to tell you anything. Making a factual statement. It's an edgy, comedic meme. It's not hate. You don't have to like it or consume it.

And WTF? Where did I mention Trump? My life is not influenced by an individual government official in any way. Let that sink in and think about it....

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