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Hate to break it, they'll probably just tell you to take out the garbage or no swedo nookie.

Still getting the nagging feeling that the whole media blitz about coronavirus was ARRANGED.

But who benefits exactly, and how? Not sure.

NoCoupForYou says

Fortwaynemobile says

And just like that left started pretending they know the Bible...

You know how the shit works, Fort Wayne.

You don’t understand compassion.

HEYYOU says

Trump scum should hope it's fake news.

Some businesses or clever individuals learned that left feels so desperate, they’ll eat anything as long as it’s anti Trump. Easy advertising business, almost free clicks.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Amazing they can breath through Trump's asshole with Putin's dick in there!

I’m pretty sure Putin’s dick is in Obamas mouth, considering how he chickened out on that red line. I bet Michelle is getting jealous at this point.

BayArea says

I just read the title of this post... boy is this one gonna come to bite OP in the ass soon.

S&P Futures Limit-Down 5%.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-08/correction-deepens-in-u-s-stock-futures-pointing-to-rough-open

FortWayneIndiana says

Blame the fucking auto correct that was programmed by fucking fucker.

Never blame others. It was a legit typo on my end. Own it when you're wrong.

Patrick says

Still getting the nagging feeling that the whole media blitz about coronavirus was ARRANGED.

I've sort of had that feeling too at times. Then again shit has been known to happen.

That feeling may be a form of wishful thinking. I still am hopeful that the worst case fears are way way wrong. It may be correct though to be preparing for the worst, even while hoping for a much less severe outcome. - especially since we know the human tendency towards denial with this type of thing.

Stocks tumbled on Monday as investors braced for the economic fallout from rapidfire dumping of equities by the quant machines. FIXED, Meanwhile a shocking all-out oil price war added to the anxiety.

Sounds good to me, when can we start?

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Once more than half the population is dead and no one is paying capital gains taxes, the failed, shattered OBAMA! nightmare can be overcome finally by real growth!

Nah that won’t work. Been listening to Democrat’s lately. Only true success is if government takes all the money, shoots the rich, and redistributes money out to minorities and gender confused. Now that’s fucking progress!!!! Corona will take care of itself.

HEYYOU says

WookieMan says

Jesus fuck! I hate reading my own comments and finding the worst grammatical errors. you're

Screw the English teacher!
Poetic license!

I would have screwed the English teacher if she was hot. Unfortunately never had a hot one. Did have a super hot teaching assistant in 6 grade that even at that time I would have boned. Legit 100% model quality. In hindsight I'm kind of astonished she was actually working and didn't hook up with a sugar daddy.

Buying opportunity. Join the market shorting oligarchy!

Ceffer says

Buying opportunity. Join the market shorting oligarchy!

I just put in $10k on NCL and LUV. No basis or research and not suggesting others do the same, I just believe this is overhyped and bull shit. Assuming no BK for some reason, I anticipate doing well at the prices I bought as I did it as a long term hold.

Quote this and someone can call me a dip shit later, but I think this will go down in the record books as one of the biggest market overreactions of all time.

Patrick says

@WookieMan you can edit your own comments to fix things if you want.

Missed this.

I know. I'm stubborn. Not a knock at anyone here, but I like to own my mistakes when I make them. Somehow has a calming effect to it if that makes sense.

SHORT! REALTORS! (tm)!

CDC needs to show the treatments are working successfully. First identify that the coronavirus test works to identify the virus. Then document the treatment regime.

Bring those that were successfully treated on TV. Discuss the testing and treatment to the American public. Show it works for a wide range of ages.

That is a way to restore public confidence.

Misery needs company I guess...

I was thinking about Beavis for the past days when faced with the possibility of us running out of TP! I am the great Cornholio and I need some TP for my bunghole!

OccasionalCortex says

www.youtube.com/embed/CsF6ezLOMC4

They are more likely going to contract CV and other colds at Costco, this qualifies as a large gathering of more than 50 or 100 people.

Hah! There are a few white people in those videos, but, otherwise, that could be Costco of Sunnyvale on any weekend.

Patrick says

Still getting the nagging feeling that the whole media blitz about coronavirus was ARRANGED.

But who benefits exactly, and how? Not sure.

In short term, those who want to avoid Trump re-election.
In long term, it may benefit US of A businesses, as it HOPEFULLY will bring a lot of production back to US from China.

Thanks for the photography, @OccasionalCortex

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OccasionalCortex says

And the cruise ship is docking in Oakland:

Time to nuke Oakland from the orbit. It's the only way to be sure!

I went to Costco yesterday. Was crowded but not insane. We got all our usual stuff, they were out of water and paper towels and TP, but they had pallets of Gatorade! I remembered what was said about sick people using that to hydrate so i stocked up.

People fighting over ‘rotten’ food on coronavirus-stricken Grand Princess cruise: passenger

https://nypost.com/2020/03/09/people-fighting-over-rotten-food-on-coronavirus-stricken-grand-princess-cruise-passenger/amp/

A group of mostly fat people fighting over partially rotten food should be on pay per view. Reminds me of an episode of South Park where they resort to cannibalism if they have gone more than a few hours without eating. They should change extra for this weight loss cruise.

Booger says

People fighting over ‘rotten’ food on coronavirus-stricken Grand Princess cruise: passenger

https://nypost.com/2020/03/09/people-fighting-over-rotten-food-on-coronavirus-stricken-grand-princess-cruise-passenger/amp/

A group of mostly fat people fighting over partially rotten food should be on pay per view. Reminds me of an episode of South Park where they resort to cannibalism if they have gone more than a few hours without eating. They should change extra for this weight loss cruise.

Anybody who can't do a 24-48 hour fast needs to work on it. It's actually not easy if you're used to the American 24/7 access to (bad) food, but it's very beneficial, even if you just do a 16 hour fast multiple times a week. As long as you get fluids w/ a few calories you can survive almost indefinitely. It puts your body into repair mode and besides losing pounds it strengthens your immune system and reduces cell/chromosomal damage.

What happened was that the Democrats sold out and stopped protecting farmers at all.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/10/how-democrats-killed-their-populist-soul/504710/

Having murdered a million people by outsourcing their jobs to China and insourcing desperate illegals, the Democrats then called all white people RACIST for not wanting to die.

Lately I have been not eating after 8pm or before noon, so 16 hours every day without food. It's kind of fun in a way. Lunch definitely tastes great ("hunger is the best sauce") and I feel a bit sharper and more energetic.

Patrick says

Lately I have been not eating after 8pm or before noon, so 16 hours every day without food. It's kind of fun in a way. Lunch definitely tastes great ("hunger is the best sauce") and I feel a bit sharper and more energetic.

I do the same, 16 hours then straight to lunch is doable on a regular basis, 24-48 hours is quite harder. But i have friends (couple) who only eat every other day (except for a few nuts here and there maybe). They both seem pretty healthy and - of course - pretty thin.

“Avoid crowds to avoid contact with the virus or contagious people.”
“We went to COSTCO, boy was it crowded, I was jostled by a geezer, but I got toilet paper and water.”
☠️🤢

Who benefits from panic? Short term traders!!!!

That’s who’s making big money right now.

mell says

Patrick says

Lately I have been not eating after 8pm or before noon, so 16 hours every day without food. It's kind of fun in a way. Lunch definitely tastes great ("hunger is the best sauce") and I feel a bit sharper and more energetic.

I do the same, 16 hours then straight to lunch is doable on a regular basis, 24-48 hours is quite harder. But i have friends (couple) who only eat every other day (except for a few nuts here and there maybe). They both seem pretty healthy and - of course - pretty thin.

I started intermittent fasting last year and lost 20 pounds. I didn't even think I was fat or had that much weight to lose. All I have done is cut out breakfast and do 16 hour most days and try to do a 20 hour on Fridays. It is the easiest thing in the world to maintain. I still eat a fair amount of carbs and drink heavy IPAs and eat pizza. Basically, whatever I can fit in my pie-hole in my eating window.

The weight loss is great, but all of the additional health benefits are better. I definitely have more muscle mass and palpably feel stronger with more energy on long runs and surfing.

Guys I share an office with both fast and I see it working. After 28 I've always been a 12hr faster. Was about to try some 18s or 24hr Sunday but now I think my corona virus diet will do the trick.

Patrick says

Yes, I've got that kind of skin. Not good in California sunshine.

If I recall it's Irish-Polish skin? Mine is Polish-Irish (male takes precedence).

I used it after my skin doc nearly dared me. I still appeared to have okay skin but a couple of keratosises. I shave my head.

You remember the parted in the middle hairstyles of the 80s?

Well this stuff only targets the cancerous/pre-cancerous cells and I wound up wearing a red, pussy blistery triangle from the top of my forehead down to my face. No affect on my head or areas that were covered by long hair when I was young.

It's one of the first chemo agents.

You can see some people hating life using it on utube.