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APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Once more than half the population is dead and no one is paying capital gains taxes, the failed, shattered OBAMA! nightmare can be overcome finally by real growth!

Nah that won’t work. Been listening to Democrat’s lately. Only true success is if government takes all the money, shoots the rich, and redistributes money out to minorities and gender confused. Now that’s fucking progress!!!! Corona will take care of itself.

HEYYOU says

WookieMan says

Jesus fuck! I hate reading my own comments and finding the worst grammatical errors. you're

Screw the English teacher!
Poetic license!

I would have screwed the English teacher if she was hot. Unfortunately never had a hot one. Did have a super hot teaching assistant in 6 grade that even at that time I would have boned. Legit 100% model quality. In hindsight I'm kind of astonished she was actually working and didn't hook up with a sugar daddy.

Buying opportunity. Join the market shorting oligarchy!

Ceffer says

Buying opportunity. Join the market shorting oligarchy!

I just put in $10k on NCL and LUV. No basis or research and not suggesting others do the same, I just believe this is overhyped and bull shit. Assuming no BK for some reason, I anticipate doing well at the prices I bought as I did it as a long term hold.

Quote this and someone can call me a dip shit later, but I think this will go down in the record books as one of the biggest market overreactions of all time.

Patrick says

@WookieMan you can edit your own comments to fix things if you want.

Missed this.

I know. I'm stubborn. Not a knock at anyone here, but I like to own my mistakes when I make them. Somehow has a calming effect to it if that makes sense.

SHORT! REALTORS! (tm)!

CDC needs to show the treatments are working successfully. First identify that the coronavirus test works to identify the virus. Then document the treatment regime.

Bring those that were successfully treated on TV. Discuss the testing and treatment to the American public. Show it works for a wide range of ages.

That is a way to restore public confidence.

Misery needs company I guess...

I was thinking about Beavis for the past days when faced with the possibility of us running out of TP! I am the great Cornholio and I need some TP for my bunghole!

OccasionalCortex says

www.youtube.com/embed/CsF6ezLOMC4

They are more likely going to contract CV and other colds at Costco, this qualifies as a large gathering of more than 50 or 100 people.

Hah! There are a few white people in those videos, but, otherwise, that could be Costco of Sunnyvale on any weekend.

Patrick says

Still getting the nagging feeling that the whole media blitz about coronavirus was ARRANGED.

But who benefits exactly, and how? Not sure.

In short term, those who want to avoid Trump re-election.
In long term, it may benefit US of A businesses, as it HOPEFULLY will bring a lot of production back to US from China.

Thanks for the photography, @OccasionalCortex

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OccasionalCortex says

And the cruise ship is docking in Oakland:

Time to nuke Oakland from the orbit. It's the only way to be sure!

I went to Costco yesterday. Was crowded but not insane. We got all our usual stuff, they were out of water and paper towels and TP, but they had pallets of Gatorade! I remembered what was said about sick people using that to hydrate so i stocked up.

People fighting over ‘rotten’ food on coronavirus-stricken Grand Princess cruise: passenger

https://nypost.com/2020/03/09/people-fighting-over-rotten-food-on-coronavirus-stricken-grand-princess-cruise-passenger/amp/

A group of mostly fat people fighting over partially rotten food should be on pay per view. Reminds me of an episode of South Park where they resort to cannibalism if they have gone more than a few hours without eating. They should change extra for this weight loss cruise.

Booger says

People fighting over ‘rotten’ food on coronavirus-stricken Grand Princess cruise: passenger

https://nypost.com/2020/03/09/people-fighting-over-rotten-food-on-coronavirus-stricken-grand-princess-cruise-passenger/amp/

A group of mostly fat people fighting over partially rotten food should be on pay per view. Reminds me of an episode of South Park where they resort to cannibalism if they have gone more than a few hours without eating. They should change extra for this weight loss cruise.

Anybody who can't do a 24-48 hour fast needs to work on it. It's actually not easy if you're used to the American 24/7 access to (bad) food, but it's very beneficial, even if you just do a 16 hour fast multiple times a week. As long as you get fluids w/ a few calories you can survive almost indefinitely. It puts your body into repair mode and besides losing pounds it strengthens your immune system and reduces cell/chromosomal damage.

What happened was that the Democrats sold out and stopped protecting farmers at all.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/10/how-democrats-killed-their-populist-soul/504710/

Having murdered a million people by outsourcing their jobs to China and insourcing desperate illegals, the Democrats then called all white people RACIST for not wanting to die.

Lately I have been not eating after 8pm or before noon, so 16 hours every day without food. It's kind of fun in a way. Lunch definitely tastes great ("hunger is the best sauce") and I feel a bit sharper and more energetic.

Patrick says

Lately I have been not eating after 8pm or before noon, so 16 hours every day without food. It's kind of fun in a way. Lunch definitely tastes great ("hunger is the best sauce") and I feel a bit sharper and more energetic.

I do the same, 16 hours then straight to lunch is doable on a regular basis, 24-48 hours is quite harder. But i have friends (couple) who only eat every other day (except for a few nuts here and there maybe). They both seem pretty healthy and - of course - pretty thin.

“Avoid crowds to avoid contact with the virus or contagious people.”
“We went to COSTCO, boy was it crowded, I was jostled by a geezer, but I got toilet paper and water.”
☠️🤢

Who benefits from panic? Short term traders!!!!

That’s who’s making big money right now.

mell says

Patrick says

Lately I have been not eating after 8pm or before noon, so 16 hours every day without food. It's kind of fun in a way. Lunch definitely tastes great ("hunger is the best sauce") and I feel a bit sharper and more energetic.

I do the same, 16 hours then straight to lunch is doable on a regular basis, 24-48 hours is quite harder. But i have friends (couple) who only eat every other day (except for a few nuts here and there maybe). They both seem pretty healthy and - of course - pretty thin.

I started intermittent fasting last year and lost 20 pounds. I didn't even think I was fat or had that much weight to lose. All I have done is cut out breakfast and do 16 hour most days and try to do a 20 hour on Fridays. It is the easiest thing in the world to maintain. I still eat a fair amount of carbs and drink heavy IPAs and eat pizza. Basically, whatever I can fit in my pie-hole in my eating window.

The weight loss is great, but all of the additional health benefits are better. I definitely have more muscle mass and palpably feel stronger with more energy on long runs and surfing.

Guys I share an office with both fast and I see it working. After 28 I've always been a 12hr faster. Was about to try some 18s or 24hr Sunday but now I think my corona virus diet will do the trick.

Patrick says

Yes, I've got that kind of skin. Not good in California sunshine.

If I recall it's Irish-Polish skin? Mine is Polish-Irish (male takes precedence).

I used it after my skin doc nearly dared me. I still appeared to have okay skin but a couple of keratosises. I shave my head.

You remember the parted in the middle hairstyles of the 80s?

Well this stuff only targets the cancerous/pre-cancerous cells and I wound up wearing a red, pussy blistery triangle from the top of my forehead down to my face. No affect on my head or areas that were covered by long hair when I was young.

It's one of the first chemo agents.

You can see some people hating life using it on utube.

HEYYOU says

An old codger told me 50 years ago: "I can do it wrong & fix it faster than anyone can do it right the first time!"

That old codger would be 100% wrong. I despise people with that mentality. The reality is most times they do it wrong and someone else has to fix their fuck up. They just may not know it. There's also the fact that they would do it fast and wrong a 2nd time if they fucked it up the first time.

She was an embarrassment even back then.
I think Pauley Shore has more political influence than her.

"We need to remember who a president is supposed to be"

Hillary Clinton, of course. Anything else is a slap in the face of democracy from her perspective.

I showed my coworker the Scarface Toilet paper meme. He said he don't get the panic over Toilet Paper.
He says "What's wrong with Curb Stomping shit down the shower drain?"

I'm still laughing from the visual.

Yes. Sometimes it takes a disease to cure a disease.

Ronald Reagan was the first American Hero to rob the Social Security Trust and get away with it. MAGA!

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Has To Sue Coronavirus Victims Who Die

This is fighting a parasite with a parasite. Often highly effective.

The CDC is a private company like Planned Parenthoodlums.

They sell Vaccines and Fear, and it's a conflict of interest that they are an authority in times like these.
Trump would do well to appoint a Surgeon General that has his research team to investigate these pathogens.
Then after their findings, the CDC can contract to provide the Vax for it. Which is what their role was meant to be.
Somehow along the way, they became like all of these other private firms operating at an official capacity, without anyone voting for them to do so.

CDC just published a progress report on Covid-19: "We're going to die! We're all going to fucking die RIGHT NOW!" Screaming, click, dial tone.