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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,130,002 views  42,155 comments

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5347   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Mar 8, 8:02pm  

Fear Coronavirus and hate your ancestors. Hate America. Be smug. The rich people are greedy and they keep you down, not your lifestyle beyond your means. Peace at any price is holy. Stand only to acknowledge minorities. Be Entitled. Buy this buy that. Spend too much on college, we'll let you default on all your loans. Give up and blame Whitey. You can’t fight us, we are Capital H History. The police are bad, also they are why we don't need gun control. Blacks may beat you and kill you if they don’t like you, we'll let them go without posting bail. Idolize Gangsters, Gulag Operators, and Drug Addled Performers. Idolize trannies and mental illness because you're not crazy, society is crazy. Cooperate in all things, especially if you have a taxable income from a job.
5348   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Mar 8, 8:18pm  

Everything you stated is left wing propaganda, 0 reality.

jazz_music says
Fortwaynemobile says

It’s left that’s pushing America into bondage
Says all those overpaid propagandists. For reasons that are too transparent to those who reject their dog whistles.

Sermon boilerplate:
Fear this and hate that. Hate others. Be smug. The poor people are lazy and they make you broke, not extraction which is beyond extremes. All war is holy. Stand only to salute. Work harder. Buy this buy that. Spend too much. Give up. You can’t fight us. The police are good, also they will control you all. Police may beat you and kill you if they don’t like you. Idolize rich people and cops. Idolize expensive things because blowing more money than you afford is the sacrament most high. Compete in all things.

A billion dollars every year to buy your cooperation with all those lies and alienate you from each other.
5349   Onvacation   2020 Mar 8, 10:37pm  

marcus says
@ Patrick.

I ignored Fortwayne (both accounts) the other day for calling me a pedophile.

Why is he still able to see this thread ?

bECAUSE your ignorance should not CAUSE his ignorance.
5350   Onvacation   2020 Mar 9, 6:49am  

marcus says
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In what year did Democrats stop being racist?
5353   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2020 Mar 9, 9:57am  

marcus says
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oh that's funny because that's not how left functions. Clearly there is a hierarchy of "underprivileged minorities", "oppressed sexes and genders", and not everyone is so equal on liberal hierarchy scale. Leftists are still selling identity politics all over CA, and you tryin to bullshit everyone that left sees everyone as "equal". Yeah right, not buying it. I know exactly where left stands.
5354   Tenpoundbass   2020 Mar 9, 5:12pm  

Nice Work Liberals

5355   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2020 Mar 9, 5:23pm  

marcus says
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@ Patrick.

I ignored Fortwayne (both accounts) the other day for calling me a pedophile ("spoken like a true pedophile"). This was in reference to my moderate liberal point of view.

Why is he still able to see this thread ?


The can still see your thread. I have jazz and hey you on ignore and they both post in my threads. I can’t see their response though unless I log off.
5356   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2020 Mar 9, 5:26pm  

marcus says
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That has to be the ultimate straw man I've ever seen and ever will see.

I think that the degree to which Trump has made his supporters truly sick in the head is as good a reason as any to flush the turd on November third.

WE need leaders we both can believe in. We aren't that different. You wouldn't even be painting that bullshit straw man if you thought we were that different. Why be so divisive and so intellectually dishonest. It must be possible to have leaders that will act in the interest of the vast political middle, that also isn't grossly repulsive to half the people.

I mean, WHAT THE FUCK ?

Maybe you agree about finding someone for the vast political middle. Maybe you think that's Trump. Sorry no. Not even close. As long as there is so much fear and hate and divisiveness in your beliefs/message, no fucking way.


Literally none of what you posted is true and you are beyond delusional if you think the Dems have any chance whatsoever in November. Maybe once you see Trump win 43 or 44 states you will at least realize how horrible far off base your perceptions are.
5362   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2020 Mar 9, 9:25pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Nice Work Liberals



just more proof that left is anti-women.
5364   Bd6r   2020 Mar 10, 10:51am  

Who is anti-science, Left or Right:
5366   Tenpoundbass   2020 Mar 10, 11:11am  

Good ole Creepy Uncle Joe

5367   Heraclitusstudent   2020 Mar 10, 4:33pm  

"...A Moron!" Rex Tillerson.
Defense Secretary Jim Mattis said Trump had the understanding of “a fifth- or sixth-grader”.
Kelly also said he was "unhinged"...
McMaster also called him an "idiot".
People in his team suffer from TDS.

marcus says
5368   Tenpoundbass   2020 Mar 10, 7:01pm  

There's a bit of that with every small business owner that doesn't act like a business man. But then he owns 5 sub shops, and 25 rental properties.
"The Guy is a fucking Idiot!" all of his employees and tenants say.

I've seen it thousands of times, it's envy and nothing more. We've all been guilty of it.
Everyone despises people who fall face first into money and manage to make money in spite of themselves.
The people who feel that way about any successful person will never be successful. Even if that person got his seed money from wining the lottery or inheritance.
The ones putting their money to work always do well to the chagrin of their enemies and naysayers.
It's the one's that party and do drugs, and end up blowing it all on frivolous shit, that are the idiots.

If Trump were an Idiot, Hillary Clinton would be President running for her second term, and John Kelly would be bombing more innocent Syrian Children to the delight of President Hillary Clinton.
5369   mell   2020 Mar 10, 8:27pm  

rd6B says


Looks like a star trek character.
5370   Ceffer   2020 Mar 10, 10:34pm  

Heraclitusstudent says
"...A Moron!" Rex Tillerson.
Defense Secretary Jim Mattis said Trump had the understanding of “a fifth- or sixth-grader”.
Kelly also said he was "unhinged"...
McMaster also called him an "idiot".
People in his team suffer from TDS.


Trump is the past master of getting people to underestimate him. They're still underestimating him, and they are fired, and he's still President.
5371   clambo   2020 Mar 10, 10:48pm  

Heraclitsstudent found out that when a guy gets fired or is not listened to, he may call his boss a dope.

Whenever my female friend wants me to do something and I don’t, she calls me names.

Nobody cares what Kelly and Mattis said, they are military lifers.

The others were not agreeing with Trump’s plans so they are gone and pissed off.
5372   WookieMan   2020 Mar 11, 3:17am  

clambo says
Heraclitsstudent found out that when a guy gets fired or is not listened to, he may call his boss a dope.

Whenever my female friend wants me to do something and I don’t, she calls me names.

Nobody cares what Kelly and Mattis said, they are military lifers.

The others were not agreeing with Trump’s plans so they are gone and pissed off.

What I don't understand at all is how firing people became a bad thing? If you don't like what they're doing, you're supposed to keep them.... said no responsible business person ever. And like you say, once they're fired they're going to talk shit, truth be damned.

If a business or entity is successful, I'll probably take the business owners side 8 out of 10 times versus listening to the fired employee. Sometimes it's more of a pain to fire someone than to keep them on and manage them differently.
5374   Bd6r   2020 Mar 11, 8:18am  

mell says
Looks like a star trek character.

or a lady with 10000000000 cats
5375   CBOEtrader   2020 Mar 11, 8:54am  

rd6B says
mell says
Looks like a star trek character.

or a lady with 10000000000 cats


Thats the same look these days
5377   WookieMan   2020 Mar 12, 4:11am  

marcus says
Also, is he really that successful ? How hard is it to be successful when you inherit several hundred million ?

Vast majority of large lotto winners go broke. So there's that. Same with a ton of multi million dollar athletes. So he's at least average to above average with finances where most people completely fail.

He transitioned to a different industry and whether you like him was pretty successful in entertainment. You don't have to like the Apprentice, but it was a successful show.

And finally he became POTUS.

All the above things... none of us here have accomplished. So either we're dumb or you at least have to admit there's some intelligence there with Trump. This isn't an attack on you personally marcus, but the intelligence argument is old and makes the person brining it up look petty. He has many flaws you could attack and intelligence really isn't one of them.
5378   Onvacation   2020 Mar 12, 5:46am  

marcus says
Trump's an idiot becasue
marcus says
I see him as an idiot becasue
marcus says
NO he really is an idiot

Just because.
5379   Onvacation   2020 Mar 12, 5:48am  

marcus says
I want (and feel we deserve) an intelligent and competant President.

Biden? Bloomberg? Bernie?
Who's your dog?
5380   WookieMan   2020 Mar 12, 6:42am  

marcus says
It's not an attack. I want (and feel we deserve) an intelligent and competant President.

I think you're saying you want a better speaking POTUS. I don't necessarily disagree. Up until last night, I don't think he's done all that bad for people. He hasn't helped me in any way, but most people I know seem to be happy with him living in blue ass IL. He's better than the alternative being presented at this point.

I am thoroughly pissed with his handling of this corona virus though. The ban on European travel is pure lunacy. It's going to bring more infected people back to the states. Retarded move. Every American and European that can, is going to flee Europe over the next day and a half bringing China ass hoe bat flu with them. And yes, I know the ban isn't for American citizens. As with all the hype over this virus, most people will just hear it comes into effect Friday and think they have to get out now. There's also no point of airlines loading up 25 Americans on a 777 and losing shit loads of money.

If you're going to restrict travel, just do it for everyone. Italy is clearly lazy (like all Italians are) and cannot control a flu bug. With the open borders, most Europeans and Americans traveling in Europe have been exposed to this. Either allow full travel or don't do a half assed travel ban. It won't take my vote away from Trump because the Democratic nominee is literally a senile retard, but pretty upset with this.
5381   socal2   2020 Mar 12, 9:10am  

marcus says
What was his great skills in getting elected ? Appealing to fears, and hate ?


Uh - I think Trump was the ONLY politician on the Left or Right who was prescient enough to warn us about the risks of being too coupled with China with our supply chains and having an out of control immigration system.

I think the Corona-virus Pandemic is more than proving out these legitimate fears.

Also, just imagine how much more of a shit show it would be if Trump did what all of the Democrats advocated and banned fracking?
5383   Onvacation   2020 Mar 12, 5:03pm  

Tulsi's still in! She's my candidate and if she actually makes it to the final election I would look at her policy proposals before I voted against her. For now, she says she is against war and that's enough for me to vote for her as a registered democrat in California. 25,600 other Californians voted for her.

Democrats are not stupid enough to run Biden against Trump, are they?

I would bet Biden could win a push up contest against Trump.
5385   HeadSet   2020 Mar 12, 6:40pm  

Why is Tulsi rejected by the Dem primary voters? What policy of hers is it that turns them off? Maybe they just do not like women, especially not women of color.

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