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zzyzzx says

Most Americans could lose some weight so a few weeks without potato chips and hot dogs would be a good thing.

I'm already on the corona virus diet!

Get Michelle Obama to crop dust Covid-19 from bi-planes with the Immense Prehensile Penis! It's not spreading fast enough, and the Patriot Act needs to extend definitions of terrorism to anybody who coughs!

Vote Trump 2020. He will deport all the Realtors to China.

rd6B says

Just wait 'til he starts pimping out his classmates to the Globalists. He'll be in kebabs up to his neck.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

YES! FINALLY! THE TRUTH IS OUT!

HE IS BETTER THAN JESUS!

GOD!IS!JEALOUS!OF!TRUMP!

Serves all the imperialist white slavers right for all the populations they murdered with European viruses.

jazz_music says

rd6B says

Use dead seniors as blubber? Eco-friendly business opportunity!

Why not software engineers?

Have you never seen them?

Why not both? Lets be as inclusive as possible!

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

THE ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS GIFT THIS YEAR IS A BOX OF 20 KEROSENE SOAKED SENIORS that the discriminating cigar smoker can use to light his cigars.

At all the best shops - and AMAZON!

Limited CORONAVIRUS Edition, hand-wrapped by Indonesian pygmies in sustainably harvested balsa tree bark cloth!

jazz_music says

Heil Trump!

Bolsonaro has infected him with corona from what I hear, so we can sell his blubber as well!

Patrick says

He didn't propose cutting anything for infectious disease transmission, only for chronic self-imposed diseases like AIDS:

https://patrick.net/post/1330755/2020-03-13-democrats-lie-about-proposed-cdc-budget-cuts

And it's just a proposal, won't pass the house.

yep, that's for sure. Democrats are full supporters of alphabet people and their idiotic choices.

I'm about to get laid off from my job at AT&T (and as far as that's concerned it's goodbye and good riddance). Anyway, because of the Cornoa virus, they suspending layoffs until further notice. All this really does is give me more time to look for another job. As long as hiring activity isn't frozen elsewhere (and I'm pretty sure it isn't). I can still quit before my last scheduled day and get my severance, so this only increases my probability starting a new job without interruption and still collecting my severance.

DOW up 1985 points today.

Orange County California UPDATE:
Several school districts here and in the surrounding area have cancelled classes for a month! My kids are now home for a month. This should be fun.
Oh and also the Boys and Girls clubs are closing.
Fortunately my wife’s college has also cancelled classes and so she’s teaching 100% online. That means she has to work from home, and anyone who works from home knows that doing so while “watching” kids can be a nightmare.
I’m still sick, couldn’t get a Covid-19 test even at the ER, but I think I’m getting better now. I’ll probably go back to work next week.

OccasionalCortex says

Original article: https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3869940

That's brilliant actually!

That's great! The US and Mexico finally agree on the wall!

I heard that the CDC reported that only eight tests were done in the USA yesterday.
8!

That guy was right... it is far easier to get an AR-15 than a test for corona virus.

Those are the tests done by the CDC. The state labs have taken over long ago with rapid tests. Hardly any test goes through the CDC anymore takes too long. They have the capacity of 17k tests daily currently and rising. If you don't show symptoms it's def easier to get an AR 15, but that's expected.

See, this is how Trump will get Mexico to pay for the border wall! Win Win!

Patrick says

Not quite the same.

In fact, quite the opposite from at least 2 viewpoints!

They just don't want Coronavirus contaminating their beer.

Who could have predicted that Mexico would close its borders to the USA to prevent the spread of Corona?

Coronavirus is a gift in some ways.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

We must elect him GOD! or BETTER! THAN! GOD!

He is GOD but with a hotter wife!

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

GOD! IS! ASKERED! OF! TRUMP!

AND!

HIS!

SPACE!

FORCE!

Trump assigned GOD to command the SpaceForce!!

No I'm not going to invest into Antifa.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Rin will have to have pussy air dropped onto the roof of his place from Outremont.

Can you get Coronavirus from tit fucking?

Patrick says

Coronavirus is a gift in some ways.

They didn't say illegals would stop coming to USA.

Yeah, can you believe fascist Mexico is closing the border?

https://patrick.net/post/1330762/2020-03-14-racist-mexico-considering-closing-us-mexican-border

Bolsonaro, Trump, et all aren't fascists and to claim they are dilutes the term as well as displays an ignorance of history. Enough with the hyperbole, false equivalences, and childish name calling.

Smarten up.

Yep. Fact is Bolsonaro and Trumps remarks on borders and nationhood wouldn't have been controversial way up into the 90s. These remarks would have and WERE heard from not only a Moynihan or Tip O'Neil, but a Bill Clinton, Chuck Schumer, and Nancy Pelosi It was only in the past 20 years, really the past 10, that borderless globalism became unquestionable, and without a debate.

At least she'd show us her tits once in a while. She's proud of those puppies.

Um Mr AF I respectfully disagree. I think Sarah Palin gives up anal.

My evidence:

www.youtube.com/embed/nnzKzHKUKoo

www.youtube.com/embed/N7L9nwSoTVo

jazz_music says

Fascism is real.

We got us a fascist regime running the formerly greatest country in the world AND a money is no object media system to cover for every play.

https://www.commondreams.org/news/2018/10/29/after-win-brazilian-fascist-jair-bolsonaro-worlds-capitalists-salivate-over-new

Okay, so enforcing the law at the border is fascist ? To not be fascist and of course racist, then we should open the border and provide a welfare state ?

Your high-school and lame shaming tactics and your AntiFa-style online bullying are not working here.