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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,124,464 views  42,095 comments

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5821   CBOEtrader   2020 May 3, 1:58am  

marcus says
But if you don't see congress going after them for it, my guess is because there is more to it than simple greed.


Yes. Biden and Pelosi and Bush and Obama and Mccain and Romney are all part of the corruption class. They have license to steal with a mutually guaranteed destruction protection implied within their class. Therefore they are thick as thieves.

Trump isn't in their secret society.

Its that simple.
5822   HeadSet   2020 May 3, 6:46am  

There is no good reason for it to be about right versus left, other than Trump trying to make it a win.

Hardly. Dems are trying to keep the shutdown going for as long as possible, for a perceived political advantage.

If Trump was a decent human, he would step back, knowing that it actually happens faster without him pushing.

Despite Dems trying to keep the shutdown going, you are working in a way to blame Trump for not opening sooner. You must be seeing which way the wind is blowing, in that it is looking more and more how extending the lockdown is a bad approach.
5823   RC2006   2020 May 3, 6:51am  

marcus says
Right wingers are liars and they are evil.


Good to know.

CBOEtrader says
Yes. Biden and Pelosi and Bush and Obama and Mccain and Romney are all part of the corruption class. They have license to steal with a mutually guaranteed destruction protection implied within their class. Therefore they are thick as thieves.

Trump isn't in their secret society.

Its that simple.


This, and don't forget the Clintons.

This is one of the things I rarely see on the left, the ability to see the flaws on both sides because if they could there would be a massive purge on their side. I think many on here labeled right wingers are really independents that can't stand both sides. These politicians have made all their wealth on the backs of taxpayers abusing their position. You rarely ever hear anyone on the left go against there own side.

Trump is probably one of the most crass presidents we have ever had, but he is the only one to drive the subject on offshoring and immigration two things that have been wiping out the middle class. The fact hasn't been in any major conflicts is just a bonus I don't really see him as a warmonger like those before him. I think he is to old to be doing the job but wtf the only person the left could come up with was Biden, four more year. Left needs to stop blaming the right for their own shitty choices and clean house.
5824   HeadSet   2020 May 3, 7:22am  

only person the left could come up with was Biden

Yes, this is puzzling. It appears that the Dems have an Elite of the Elite, and only those select members are going to get the nod. Unfortunately, the best of that select group seems to be Biden and Clinton. The Repubs seem have an elite as well (i.e. Jeb Busch), but outsider Trump manages to shove them aside anyway. Maybe in 2024, the Dems will have a Bloomberg or Ted who will knock aside the Dem elite.
5825   Y   2020 May 3, 7:29am  

Cappata T, Tee!
Cappata R, Arre!
Cappata I, Eye!
Cappata G, Gee
...y'all git the rest. .
marcus says
Asshole right wing cretins know for certain this ends sooner or later.
marcus says
Since they are self centered assholes,
marcus says
get this, the brain dead cultists
marcus says
Right wingers are liars and they are evil.
5826   Y   2020 May 3, 7:36am  

Obama had some good and some bad ideas, but was semi corrupt at his worst moments.
Romney is a semi political stooge, but semi corrupt at worst.
McCains corruption was minimalist, but was the most honest among them whether you agreed with him or not.
The rest of the lot you can feed to the pigs. .

RC2006 says
CBOEtrader says
Yes. Biden and Pelosi and Bush and Obama and Mccain and Romney are all part of the corruption class. They have license to steal with a mutually guaranteed destruction protection implied within their class. Therefore they are thick as thieves.
5829   Onvacation   2020 May 3, 8:41am  

marcus says
Meanwhile you defend great one for trying to bride the President of Ukraine

What two consenting adults do is not my business. Is same sex marriage allowed in Ukraine?
5830   Onvacation   2020 May 3, 8:42am  

marcus says
investigation of Biden.

Lock him up!
5831   Onvacation   2020 May 3, 8:48am  

marcus says
Such total BS as was Benghazi. It was a republican congress that under funded security for Benghazi.

"We came, we saw, he died". Hillary Clinton upon Gaddafi getting brutally murdered and the Libyan slave markets reopening.
5832   Onvacation   2020 May 3, 8:50am  

Those who forget their history are condemned to repeat it.
5833   Onvacation   2020 May 3, 8:52am  

marcus says
Asshole right wing cretins know for certain this ends sooner or later. All all centrist and liberal pragmatists hope that it's as soon as is reasonable.

One symptom of TDS is an irrational hatred for anything Trump does.
5834   Onvacation   2020 May 3, 8:54am  

marcus says
I still hope for sane centrist voices to speak up, and make this about reasoned debate and science rather than politics.

Me too.
5835   Onvacation   2020 May 3, 8:56am  

marcus says
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Doesn't make sense.

At least you're trying. Someday all the pieces will come together and you will see where the evil truly comes from.
5840   Onvacation   2020 May 4, 7:29am  

marcus says
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No. It's about re-electing a man who seems to care about America and wants to make it as great as before the coup vs the representative of the old system that killed Kennedy and is working towards "a new world order".
5841   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 May 4, 7:39am  

Clymer is a mentally ill person who thinks he's a woman. She's mostly famous for siccing the DC bureaucrats on a restaurant owner who didn't want her using the women's bathroom, because as you can see, she can't pass for shit, having billions of cells with Y Chromosomes in her factually male body.

Also, those who support partial birth abortion can shut the fuck up about the sanctity of life.
5842   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2020 May 4, 7:55am  

marcus says
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So true !



So not true.

“When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty,'' -Thomas Jefferson.
5843   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2020 May 4, 8:36am  

marcus says
:



I, (NAME), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God.


https://www.thebalancecareers.com/oath-of-enlistment-3354049

Every military personnel and law enforcement officer swears allegiance to the constitution. Having served in the military, the mental midget you quoted ought to have known that.
5844   HeadSet   2020 May 4, 11:12am  

"This election is 2 old men in cognitive freefall acting as surrogates for the corporate elite, protecting the interests of the 1%, arguing over who groped the least number of women,"

I see you have given up on defending Biden, so you just say Trump is the same. Reality is that Biden is the only one in cognitive freefall, and Biden is the clear choice of the establishment and corporate 1%. Trump is vigorously opposed by the 1% because Trump wants to end the offshoring of manufacturing and end unfettered illegal immigration. The above quote is just throwing Biden under the bus, hoping to hurt Trump in the process. Now that Biden has taken out Bernie, Biden is less needed by the Dem establishment.
5846   Patrick   2020 May 4, 12:19pm  

marcus says
Trump is way worse


Which of Trump's policies do you disagree with?
5847   Tenpoundbass   2020 May 4, 12:23pm  

Patrick says
Which of Trump's policies do you disagree with?


The winning part.
5848   Tenpoundbass   2020 May 4, 12:35pm  

jazz_music says
How about the part where the lives of Americans are treated as a fungible asset for the sake of corporate short term profit?

The whole agenda of the GOP translates to acceptable wholesale deaths at home and abroad. It takes a money-is-no-object amount of broadcast media to convince people otherwise too.


He had a plan to deal with Corona Virus in the STOTUS that Nancy ripped up.
5849   Onvacation   2020 May 4, 12:49pm  

jazz_music says
How about the part where the lives of Americans are treated as a fungible asset for the sake of corporate short term profit?

The whole agenda of the GOP translates to acceptable wholesale deaths at home and abroad. It takes a money-is-no-object amount of broadcast media to convince people otherwise too.

That sounds like the globalists. You do know that Trump is not really a republican, Don'tcha?

He's an American.
5850   georgeliberte   2020 May 4, 1:06pm  


"I'll get the manager right away mam'"
5851   Onvacation   2020 May 5, 9:41am  

georgeliberte says
"I'll get the manager right away mam'"

That's Ma'am!
5855   mell   2020 May 5, 5:09pm  

Trump is right again - tax cuts are better as the goal is to keep people working instead of putting them on the dole with fake news fascist lockdowns. Open up now! Don't be a leftoid. Make America Working Again!
5859   HeadSet   2020 May 5, 6:50pm  

Remember, Obama touted the new normal as American in decline with "those jobs not coming back." We did not accept that "new normal" then and we should not accept this pandemic "new normal" now.
5860   Tenpoundbass   2020 May 5, 8:52pm  

Pence looking to unplaform and deperson the DNC

liberalDoucheBag..prop("disabled", true);

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