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Corona virus (more correctly, Wuhan virus)


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2020 Jan 24, 12:33pm   192,960 views  3,372 comments

by Heraclitusstudent   ➕follow (8)   💰tip   ignore  

Anyone wants to risk a bet on the eventual number of sick people? Dead people?

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1653   mell   2020 May 10, 5:35pm  

20k new infections, a week-long low, same for deaths at 755. Recovered cases just crossed 25%. Open up now!
1655   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2020 May 12, 7:30am  

ignoreme says
Patrick says
How is it possible for the flu to go to zero but this virus to remain a problem?


Trump is still president. Corona virus will remain the #1 threat to society until someone else is elected and then within 1 month it will be no big deal.


In 1991 the bad, terrible economy was headline news day after day. Until magically it wasn’t after Bill Clinton became President.

The msm has been attempting to fuck Republicans since at least the late 70’s. Trumps the first one to fight back.
1656   Patrick   2020 May 12, 8:49am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/some-states-to-require-people-going-outside-to-run-around-in-giant-hamster-balls

Several States Issue Orders Requiring People To Run Around In Giant Hamster Balls



All Democrats were strongly in favor of being treated like hamsters for the indefinite future, for their own #safety
1660   mell   2020 May 12, 5:59pm  

Recovered cases approaching 30% of total rapidly. Open up now!
1664   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2020 May 17, 11:24am  

Went to an SD parking garage for a CCP virus antibody test yesterday. Already got my results back: Negative!

So bummed. I was so certain I had it the 2nd week of January.

It's the Genalyte test and so a pretty good one.
1666   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2020 May 17, 2:38pm  

I just want to get pozzed at this point.

Maybe I should go out and lick some toilets...
1668   zzyzzx   2020 May 18, 9:56am  

No mask required!

1673   HeadSet   2020 May 21, 7:30am  

That label on the above bully kid should be "Covid-19 Lockdown."
1675   zzyzzx   2020 May 21, 9:21am  

Except for Germany, the death rates seem way higher in places that took in a lot of Rapefugees.

1677   Booger   2020 May 21, 3:02pm  

In Pennsylvania:
1680   Bd6r   2020 May 22, 3:27pm  

https://www.dispatch.com/news/20200521/70-of-ohio-coronavirus-deaths-have-occurred-in-long-term-care-facilities

There have been 1,247 coronavirus deaths in Ohio’s nursing homes and other long-term care facilities, which is 70% of the state’s 1,781 confirmed and probable coronavirus deaths, according to new data from the state health department.

So lets shut everything down EXCEPT nursing homes...
1685   Booger   2020 May 25, 6:00am  

If a business can refuse service because you’re not wearing a mask… They can also refuse to bake a cake.
1688   HeadSet   2020 May 25, 8:21pm  

Squirt gun for the Catholic Baptism? How do they do that Jewish circumcision?
1691   Patrick   2020 May 26, 12:34pm  

HeadSet says
Squirt gun for the Catholic Baptism? How do they do that Jewish circumcision?


Knife throwing.

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