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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,073,657 views  41,375 comments

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6222   Onvacation   2020 Jun 1, 8:54am  

marcus says

Got any good candidates?
6228   CBOEtrader   2020 Jun 2, 5:46pm  

marcus says


Maybe the vegas cop who was shot in the head last night should have kneeled
6229   Onvacation   2020 Jun 3, 8:47am  

So lockdown is over? Right?



Oakland, daytime we protest, at night, we loot!
6230   WookieMan   2020 Jun 3, 9:13am  

marcus says

Nope, just unions protecting bad employees as usual and giving us shit service. In this case the service actually killed someone. So now the people that want unions are running around with their hair on fire trying to blame everyone but themselves.... and getting free shoes and burning down productive businesses.
6232   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jun 3, 9:21am  

Onvacation says
So lockdown is over? Right?


CVS didn't yell me today for not wearing a mask.
6236   WookieMan   2020 Jun 3, 4:32pm  

jazz_music says
WookieMan says
Nope, just unions protecting bad employees
Policy protects them from getting drug tested, e.g. for steroids which cause hyper emotions and personality instability, even after killing someone. Can't even see if they were drunk on the job.

Are we agreeing?

While unions may get you equal pay for not doing equal jobs, they for sure protect you if you fuck up. That's the crux of this entire situation with Floyd. Not his fault, shouldn't have died, but unions protected a bum cop. What group wants unions? Private sector unions can be a thing. That's an agreement. Public sector unions should have no place in our society. It's negotiating against yourself. It gets you killed because you can't fire shit head cops, employees, etc...

That's technically not a cops fault, but the party that supports public sector unions at all costs in an attempt to get votes. Floyd would be alive today if the cop was allowed to have been fired like he should have been before this incident. We'd have no riots. Nothing. Just COVID.
6239   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jun 4, 12:35am  

Black Lives don't matter to other Blacks. That's the first thing they should work on, based on statistics.

White on Black crime is fractional compared to Black on Black, Black on Hispanic, and Black on White crime.

How about some Triage? Who flips out over the 1 or 2 patients suffering from the Clap when you have 40 waiting for major surgery after a 30-car pileup.

The Media & Academia have worked hard to studiously ignore the absurdly high Black Crime Rate. Leftists get offended when you bring it up, flubber by demanding the stats, when you show them the stats still insist you're a racist for wanting Resources for the worst areas rather than the least. Then they "Forget" the numbers and ask for them all over again. How many times does that happen on this very board?

And no, it's not because Superfly's friend was paid by the commissioner to kill other Black People or some conspiracy bullshit.

Half of the songs by Blacks is about how they shot down other Blacks and regulated their business.
6240   CBOEtrader   2020 Jun 4, 5:02am  

marcus says


Except they don't to you, or you would work on fixing the problem of black crime...ya know... the reason black people have many, many more run-ins with the cops than other people... and the reason why their communities are broken ... and why black people in black communities live in fear.

If police brutality was an issue you cared about, you would also care about the many times more police brutality incidents with victims other than blacks.
6241   richwicks   2020 Jun 4, 8:00am  

marcus says


Reasonable people who think the coronavirus pandemic is a hoax don't support police brutality.

You obey the curfew not because it's right, not because it's justifiable, it's because you have a higher chance of getting the ever living shit beaten out of you if you don't because you have brutal, animal, cops. Furthermore, if you're out after curfew, and a cop kicks your teeth in and breaks your arms and legs and puts you in the hospital for 3 months recovering, they're not going to go to jail - they won't even be fired, and there will be no protests over you.

That's not the way it should be, but that's the way it is.

What I don't get is why trust the government at all anyhow? They have a brutal police force, they lie us into every war, and they have the entire nation under house arrest over what seems to be the sniffles. Every year I know SOMEBODY that gets the flu - sometimes me - do you know anybody with the coronavirus? I don't blame people for not trusting the government, at all, in any manner.
6242   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jun 4, 8:22am  

marcus says
Doesn't mean we shouldn't fix it.


Thanks for helping me illustrate.

Triage, Triage.

"Just because 40 people are in the ER every night with mangled limbs, doesn't mean we can't talk about the 2 cases of clap waiting for treatment"

You illustrate my point.

A few weeks from now it'll go back to "OMG! Two Cases of Clap among White Guys in the ER! Hospitals Overwhelmed by White Sickness! Wait - what do you mean there are 40 Blacks with mangled limbs. Don't distract from the two clap cases, and do you have a source for that?!"
6243   socal2   2020 Jun 4, 8:40am  

marcus says
Doesn't mean we shouldn't fix it.


Sure - so maybe African Americans should stop voting for Democrats like they have been doing over the last half century?

Maybe big city residents should stop electing all these "racist" Democrat mayors, city councils and police chiefs that apparently kill black people all the time?

Seriously - what has the total fealty to the Democrat party gotten African Americans other than 2-3 generations of fatherless children, poverty, crime, incarceration and despair?
6247   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jun 4, 9:30am  

I call bullshit. Nobody likes Leg Day.
6248   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Jun 4, 9:45am  

marcus says







White on white disciplinary action. Riots tomorrow?

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