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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,100,808 views  42,013 comments

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7002   Onvacation   2020 Jul 22, 7:44pm  

For you youngsters, that's Biden and Byrd, a high ranking member of the KKK. In his 2005 book, Robert C. Byrd: Child of the Appalachian Coalfields, Byrd recalled how his ability to quickly recruit 150 of his friends to the group impressed a top Klan official who told him, “You have a talent for leadership, Bob ... The country needs young men like you in the leadership of the nation.”
7003   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jul 22, 7:57pm  

Patrick says
From about 1905:


It ain't new. It began among mainlines who embraced "Higher Criticism" and disavowed the plain language of the Bible, esp. in Western Mass and Update NY. Same sort responsible for banning alcohol, abortion, and eugenics. Right after Civil War period. Many secret Lesbians in what they called "Boston Marriages" even though these women had lots of relatives and could afford to live alone with servants.
7006   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jul 23, 9:53am  

Alright read 'em and weep I've got the royal flush hand, I win Internet for today.

7010   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2020 Jul 23, 9:17pm  

Booger says


I'd wear that t-shirt. Just the right side is all I need.
7015   MrEd   2020 Jul 24, 6:40am  

Stupid analogy.
Masks are designed to stop the big drops going out of your mouth, not fine particles going in.
Onvacation says
7016   MrEd   2020 Jul 24, 6:47am  

This highlights the most prevelent reason anti mask people hate masks.
Its because elected officials, infoemed by thousands of medical experts, told them they had to temporarily do something to save lives.


Onvacation says
7020   Onvacation   2020 Jul 24, 8:30am  

MrEd says
This highlights the most prevelent reason anti mask people hate masks.
Its because elected officials, infoemed by thousands of medical experts, told them they had to temporarily do something to save lives.

If people are so vulnerable because of comorbidities or compromised immune systems they should self isolate. This is the first time healthy people have been asked to quarantine and small business has been forced to shutter to "protect" unhealthy people. Why is that?

Not expecting a cogent answer.
7023   Onvacation   2020 Jul 24, 11:10am  

MrEd says
Masks are designed to stop the big drops going out of your mouth, not fine particles going in.

But I can still hear them!

But seriously, how do we stop that super small cloud of viruses that fly through masks like mosquitoes through chicken wire?
7024   Onvacation   2020 Jul 24, 11:11am  

Onvacation says
Not expecting a cogent answer.

Because I seldom get one.
7026   prodigy   2020 Jul 24, 11:48am  

Surprise!
Onvacation says
If people are so vulnerable because of comorbidities or compromised immune systems they should self isolate. This is the first time healthy people have been asked to quarantine and small business has been forced to shutter to "protect" unhealthy people. Why is that?

Not expecting a cogent answer.


Why are some healthy, young people dying of Covid-19?
Health experts aren't sure why some otherwise healthy, young people are suddenly dying of Covid-19, but they do have some theories.

One theory is that some people are genetically predisposed to developing more severe cases of Covid-19 than others. For example, Philip Murphy, a biomedical researcher at the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, told Science Magazine's Jocelyn Kaiser that variations in a person's ACE2 gene receptor potentially "could make it easier or harder for the virus to get into lung cells."

Michael Skinner, a virologist at Imperial College London, said he believes it's "very possible that some of us could have a particular genetic makeup that makes it more likely that we will respond badly to an infection with this coronavirus."

Another theory is that some patients might have low levels of surfactant, a substance the body produces to help the lungs expand and contract, as a result of the disease. If a patient lacks an adequate amount of surfactant, their lungs will become stiff, which could explain why some patients have trouble breathing even if they're on a ventilator, CNN reports.

There's also a theory that the virus could be causing what's known as a "cytokine storm" in some young patients. The phenomenon, named after cytokine proteins which are part of the immune system, causes the immune system to overreact to an external pathogen, like a virus. The response ultimately could cause a patient's immune system to attack their lungs, causing their lungs to stop delivering oxygen to the rest of their body, and leading to respiratory failure and potentially death.

Other health experts suggest that patients exposed to larger amounts of the new coronavirus could become sicker than others. Alison Sinclair, a virologist at Sussex University, said, "A person with a high viral load has more virus particles than one with a low load. We do not yet know what impact viral load has on the symptoms of a person infected with Covid-19. Whether there is a link between a high viral load and worse outcomes is going to be important to find out."
7027   prodigy   2020 Jul 24, 11:54am  

fify
Onvacation says
Onvacation says
Not expecting a cogent answer.

Because I seldom get one that fits my narritive.
7028   socal2   2020 Jul 24, 11:56am  

prodigy says
Why are some healthy, young people dying of Covid-19?
Health experts aren't sure why some otherwise healthy, young people are suddenly dying of Covid-19, but they do have some theories.


But it is statistically insignificant.

I think we can count on 1 hand how many young and healthy kids have died of COVID in the US.

Based on all information we have today, the common flu is much more deadly to children than COVID by far.

So why harm millions of children (especially poor kids in abusive homes) by depriving them of education and stability?
7029   prodigy   2020 Jul 24, 11:56am  

By not being around the cloud. ie social distancing
By not being a cause of the cloud. ie expelling large to minute size droplets, the smaller ones stay in the air longer, while evaporating, and eventually reach a size that can penetrate a mask prior to total evaporation
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Onvacation says
MrEd says
Masks are designed to stop the big drops going out of your mouth, not fine particles going in.

But I can still hear them!

But seriously, how do we stop that super small cloud of viruses that fly through masks like mosquitoes through chicken wire?
7030   Onvacation   2020 Jul 24, 11:59am  

prodigy says
Why are some healthy, young people dying of Covid-19?

Can you please link to a story of healthy young people who are dying of Covid-19? Even an anecdotal story?

The info from the CDC I previously posted showed less than 999 people under the age of 25 years of age have died of Covid-19. Over 97,000 were over 65 and most, if not all, had comorbidities.
7031   prodigy   2020 Jul 24, 12:01pm  

https://patrick.net/post/1322462?7440#comment-1690037

The sentence that begins with "The info from..."
Onvacation says
Can you please link to a story of healthy young people who are dying of Covid-19?
7034   Onvacation   2020 Jul 24, 12:02pm  

prodigy says
By not being around the cloud. ie social distancing
By not being a cause of the cloud. ie expelling large to minute size droplets, the smaller ones stay in the air longer, while evaporating, and eventually reach a size that can penetrate a mask prior to total evaporation

Agreed! Those at risk should quarantine while the rest of us fight the latest battle against the ancient scourge of viral infections!
7036   prodigy   2020 Jul 24, 12:03pm  

Is that cogent enough?
7037   Onvacation   2020 Jul 24, 12:06pm  

prodigy says
Because I seldom get one that fits my narritive.

So what is your narrative? Why should we shut down the world, kill the economy, stop children's education, and force masking under threat of life and liberty?

Might have something to do with the failed impeachment, Biden's corruption, and Epstein's murder.
7038   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2020 Jul 24, 12:11pm  

The left has no sense of humor.
7039   mell   2020 Jul 24, 12:17pm  

prodigy says
Is that cogent enough?


It doesn't change anything that death wise it's not even a dent in this quite populated world. You want to continue to shut down life for 99.99% of the population? Also these articles are junk, statistically these rises have zero significance until replicated on a broader scale. A couple weeks ago there was an article how Covid19 causes diabetes. Now it's something else. Everyone has enough respect now for sars cov 2 induced by fear porn to bash in their neighbors head for not wearing a mask.
7040   mell   2020 Jul 24, 12:21pm  

Also why is only the US leftoid lamestream media fearmongering? Every European country has moved on, must have something to do with the 2020 election ;) Another nation-wide shutdown would be devastating far more than Covid-19.

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