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Booger says

Maybe add a nice 'cattle' guard.

just_adhom_preaching says

Booger says

Maybe add a nice 'cattle' guard.

And some of those "Ben Hur" spikes on the wheels.

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Hypothesis: If HCQ is effective in suppressing coronavirus infections, countries with the least exposure to CNN will have better outcomes.

zzyzzx says

What's worse is companies that aren't tech companies but a posing that culture.
The company I work for is one such company.
We even have a "Culture Committie" with mandatory "Ride the Slide at 5" announcements.
Of course I never go. It appears every brown noser that ever made the b-line to the slide after announcement no longer works here.

Gollee! Working at Facebook is just like being in Mom's basement in heaven.

Patrick says

Lol. Then don't send a fucking truancy official to my house or call me because I take my kids on vacation during the school year.... cunts. No, we'd rather have you travel during summer or winter break when costs are 5x's normal. It's the one benefit of this virus. Schools, counties and government don't have a leg to stand on anymore with regards to attendance. Gotta take the positive from any negative situation. There usually is one unless you're dead.

I think anyone struck on the highway, needs to be charged with a Federal crime when they get out of the Hospital.

If we make it a big fucking deal, then people will think what a big fucking deal it is to be in the street, road or highway not paying attention putting the impetus on the motorists who are doing other things like minding the speed, and mirrors and negotiating lane changes. Nobody expects a fucking retard to rise up to the challenge of playing chicken with their flesh against 2 to 3 tons of steel, rubber and glass.

Even Cops should make a point to get the fuck out of the highway and make sure their traffic stop does the same.

It's a beautiful system when you see other countries treat the highways like they are places for cars only and there is no reason what so ever for humans to be the blacktop.
It also breeds a higher caliber of IQ citizens, they're not as fucking buck tooth stupid as the American morons that play in the street then bitch and moan when they end up roadkill.

Get the Fuck out of the streets you damn loser retards!