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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm 3,067,808 views 41,329 comments

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rocketjoe79 2020 Sep 2, 11:22am

SunnyvaleCA says

TrumpingTits says
Is that a photoshopped ad unless proven otherwise. Sorry, but I gotta be an equal opportunity critical thinking asshole on this. Bad enough that I get played by the Left all the time.

In the spirit of "mostly peaceful protests," that is a "mostly authentic photograph."

Also, please note, some (just a few) of the items from Babylon Bee are also only "mostly authentic," too.

But, I know the Babylon Bee is satire and fake. I go there for a laugh.

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zzyzzx 2020 Sep 2, 11:54am

https://babylonbee.com/news/rioters-beginning-to-worry-they-can-no-longer-loot-safely

Rioters Beginning To Worry They Can No Longer Loot Safely

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Bd6r 2020 Sep 3, 10:51am

Titania McGrath:

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Patrick 2020 Sep 3, 8:30pm

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Patrick 2020 Sep 4, 8:34am

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zzyzzx 2020 Sep 4, 11:15am

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zzyzzx 2020 Sep 4, 11:20am

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Patrick 2020 Sep 4, 12:16pm

A brave guy at work posted this to our internal chat:

dear taco trucks, you cannot simultaneously object to being called the "roach coach" and drive around playing "la cucuracha" on endless loop. you have to pick

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Patrick says

A brave guy at work posted this to our internal chat:

dear taco trucks, you cannot simultaneously object to being called the "roach coach" and drive around playing "la cucuracha" on endless loop. you have to pick

Lol

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MisdemeanorRebel 2020 Sep 4, 2:57pm

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georgeliberte 2020 Sep 4, 3:07pm

Trump has advanced knowledge that baby is the designated vessel for Pelosi's reincarnation.

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Booger 2020 Sep 4, 3:52pm

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Booger 2020 Sep 4, 3:54pm

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Booger 2020 Sep 4, 3:55pm

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Onvacation 2020 Sep 4, 4:00pm

https://www.youtube.com/embed/2-V2arHXwq8

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Bd6r 2020 Sep 4, 4:13pm

not a joke, but quite funny in some ways

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MisdemeanorRebel 2020 Sep 4, 4:19pm

Brd6 says

not a joke, but quite funny in some ways

On election night, we'll know pretty soon if Trump wins. If two of three: NC, PA, FL goes Trump, he's probably won. Throw in NH as additional confirmation and it's almost guaranteed.

Biden MUST win Wisconsin, Minnesota and either PA or FL to win.

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Bd6r 2020 Sep 4, 4:26pm

NoCoupForYou says

Biden MUST win Wisconsin, Minnesota and either PA or FL to win.

so if looting in MN and WI continues, Biden is fucked.

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MisdemeanorRebel 2020 Sep 4, 4:32pm

Not lookin' good for Biden!

Sorry my video card app got caught in one of them.

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Onvacation 2020 Sep 6, 7:49am

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Onvacation 2020 Sep 6, 7:49am

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Onvacation 2020 Sep 6, 7:49am

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Ceffer 2020 Sep 6, 8:56am

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Booger 2020 Sep 6, 7:52pm

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Patrick 2020 Sep 6, 9:17pm

Didn't know "little minute":

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=little%20minute

quick minute; almost more quickly than a minute.
I'll have that done for you in a little minute.

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Onvacation 2020 Sep 7, 7:43am

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Onvacation 2020 Sep 7, 7:43am

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Onvacation 2020 Sep 7, 7:44am

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rocketjoe79 2020 Sep 7, 5:13pm

Patrick says

Didn't know "little minute":

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=little%20minute

quick minute; almost more quickly than a minute.
I'll have that done for you in a little minute.

New to me as well. Other measures of time:

Older than dirt: Geological timespan, < 1 aeon, >> 1000 years
Old as Methuselah (~700 years)
Coons age: approximately 2-3 years, Racoon Lifetime
Month of Sundays: 30 weeks
It'll be a while: ~15 minutes
Little while: ~5-10 minutes
Just a minute: Less than 2 minutes?
Just a sec: less than a minute
Split second: time between Stop light turning green and the guy behind you honking his horn

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