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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm 3,088,163 views 41,590 comments
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georgeliberte
2020 Sep 4, 3:07pm
georgeliberte
2020 Sep 4, 3:07pm
Trump has advanced knowledge that baby is the designated vessel for Pelosi's reincarnation.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Sep 4, 4:19pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Sep 4, 4:19pm
Brd6 says
On election night, we'll know pretty soon if Trump wins. If two of three: NC, PA, FL goes Trump, he's probably won. Throw in NH as additional confirmation and it's almost guaranteed.
Biden MUST win Wisconsin, Minnesota and either PA or FL to win.
not a joke, but quite funny in some ways
On election night, we'll know pretty soon if Trump wins. If two of three: NC, PA, FL goes Trump, he's probably won. Throw in NH as additional confirmation and it's almost guaranteed.
Biden MUST win Wisconsin, Minnesota and either PA or FL to win.
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Bd6r
2020 Sep 4, 4:26pm
Bd6r
2020 Sep 4, 4:26pm
NoCoupForYou says
so if looting in MN and WI continues, Biden is fucked.
Biden MUST win Wisconsin, Minnesota and either PA or FL to win.
so if looting in MN and WI continues, Biden is fucked.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Sep 4, 4:32pm
Not lookin' good for Biden!
Sorry my video card app got caught in one of them.
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Sep 4, 4:32pm
Not lookin' good for Biden!
Sorry my video card app got caught in one of them.
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Patrick
2020 Sep 6, 9:17pm
Patrick
2020 Sep 6, 9:17pm
Didn't know "little minute":
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=little%20minute
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=little%20minute
quick minute; almost more quickly than a minute.
I'll have that done for you in a little minute.
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rocketjoe79
2020 Sep 7, 5:13pm
rocketjoe79
2020 Sep 7, 5:13pm
Patrick says
New to me as well. Other measures of time:
Older than dirt: Geological timespan, < 1 aeon, >> 1000 years
Old as Methuselah (~700 years)
Coons age: approximately 2-3 years, Racoon Lifetime
Month of Sundays: 30 weeks
It'll be a while: ~15 minutes
Little while: ~5-10 minutes
Just a minute: Less than 2 minutes?
Just a sec: less than a minute
Split second: time between Stop light turning green and the guy behind you honking his horn
Didn't know "little minute":
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=little%20minutequick minute; almost more quickly than a minute.
I'll have that done for you in a little minute.
New to me as well. Other measures of time:
Older than dirt: Geological timespan, < 1 aeon, >> 1000 years
Old as Methuselah (~700 years)
Coons age: approximately 2-3 years, Racoon Lifetime
Month of Sundays: 30 weeks
It'll be a while: ~15 minutes
Little while: ~5-10 minutes
Just a minute: Less than 2 minutes?
Just a sec: less than a minute
Split second: time between Stop light turning green and the guy behind you honking his horn
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Bd6r
2020 Sep 9, 9:50am
Bd6r
2020 Sep 9, 9:50am
I don't know how to extract video from here but it is quite funny:
https://twitter.com/RudyHavenstein/status/1202449911356239874
https://twitter.com/RudyHavenstein/status/1202449911356239874
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richwicks
2020 Sep 9, 9:10pm
richwicks
2020 Sep 9, 9:10pm
You can use youtube-dl - you have to get the address of the video:
youtube-dl https://twitter.com/i/status/1202449911356239874
youtube-dl https://twitter.com/i/status/1202449911356239874
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Patrick
2020 Sep 10, 8:50am
Patrick
2020 Sep 10, 8:50am
zzyzzx says
That guy is right, NAFTA killed their jobs.
Perot was right, NAFTA was going to suck jobs to Mexico.
Trump was right, NAFTA was a bad deal for US workers.
www.youtube.com/embed/qXmWGBtArBQ
That guy is right, NAFTA killed their jobs.
Perot was right, NAFTA was going to suck jobs to Mexico.
Trump was right, NAFTA was a bad deal for US workers.
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