I don't think there is enough alcohol at the bar to make the t-shirters look OK., Maybe #2 with extensive depilation and heavy makeup after six drinks. #2 does have some garbanzos and she doesn't look like ten tons of refuse landslide. "Fuck me just once, I need the welfare check. If you don't, I'm coming after you to wring it out of your balls!"
I do think that ugly women are actually protesting the fact that men are not interested in them.
Which is really odd because it is a two-way street. Attractive women have their pick of men, and reject the short, fat, ugly, stupid, and poor. Unattractive women can obtain the less desirable men just fine. Too bad, of either sex, if you want something more than you yourself are bringing to the table.
#humor