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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,093,774 views  41,876 comments

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7425   richwicks   2020 Oct 1, 2:32pm  

Eric Holder says


I have to admit, I am currently at 5 on that scale - although the scale has bad labeling. I'm indifferent. Maybe I'm at 4 - slightly optimistic.

However, I've been at 10 since George W. Bush. There isn't a single positive thing those two previously miserable bastards did for the nation. They were total traitors.
7426   Tenpoundbass   2020 Oct 1, 2:43pm  

How people who watch CNN view the Struggle between Donald Trump and the Russia trap apparatus.

7427   Tenpoundbass   2020 Oct 1, 2:47pm  

Joe Biden's ideas are so bad, they kicked the shit out of this guy.

7430   Patrick   2020 Oct 1, 8:02pm  

That picture is very accurate.
7431   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Oct 1, 8:09pm  

Patrick says
That picture is very accurate.


Even funnier. Substitute communist for feminist and that’ll still be true.
7434   Onvacation   2020 Oct 3, 6:10pm  

Too triggering. You know how they are now.
7435   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2020 Oct 3, 8:24pm  

Already have the gloves. Gave away a similar rifle when I moved away from TX. Now have a toy that is not nearly as intimidating. Silver and brown with a red tip I painted over.

I'd do this if (will do this) there is anything real going on in SD this year which I doubt.
7441   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2020 Oct 4, 7:57pm  

Booger says


Jesus it's real, I looked up the tweets. Well... I quit eating McD's at maybe at 16. Except for road trips where I'd grab a chocolate shake and fries on some dang ol' highway somewhere.

Going to hold out for Dairy Queen from now on.
7447   SunnyvaleCA   2020 Oct 7, 12:04pm  

Booger says
"I don't usually roll coal, but when I do, I make it count!"
7451   BoomAndBustCycle   2020 Oct 8, 5:23pm  

https://www.google.com/amp/s/fox8.com/news/mugshots-released-of-suspects-in-plot-to-kidnap-michigan-gov-gretchen-whitmer/amp/


Funny these guys don’t look like left wingers!?

Your rhetoric that no right wingers are violent is getting old. I guess it’s your attempt to balance out the biased left wing media... but it just makes you sound like an extremist yourself.
7452   Patrick   2020 Oct 8, 6:45pm  

Funny that no actual violence was committed, just an accusation of planning a kidnapping, coincidentally right before the election. Reminds me more than a little of Jussie Smollet.

Meanwhile there have been more than 500 real, actual, on the ground violent riots by BLM and pantyfa across the US, and oh, zero riots by anyone on the right. Zero.

If you're still in doubt about the fact of daily leftist violence, try this simple experiment: put on a MAGA hat and walk around in public.

Now why would you be nervous about that? What is your body telling you that your brain is in denial about?

Is your body wrong, or your brain?
7454   BoomAndBustCycle   2020 Oct 9, 12:30am  

Patrick says
Meanwhile there have been more than 500 real, actual, on the ground violent riots by BLM and pantyfa across the US, and oh, zero riots by anyone on the right. Zero.


Name more than 10 civilians killed by BLM with their obituaries as proof in the last 4 years. Being a victim of “BLM Terrorism” is ridiculously low. Your odds of dying from covid are higher. (See what I did there). And if you are not a moron that goes out in a counter-protest at 2am wearing a MAGA hat your odds of being a victim are zero.

More BLM protestors have been run over by cars and shot in the face by rubber bullets than any attacks they’ve committed on innocent civilians.

Look, I don’t go to Harrison, Arkansas wearing a BLM T-shirt for the same reason a person wearing a MAGA hat in Compton is a moron. Our country is divided as fuck and Trump is driving that wedge deeper every fucking day. I’m not one of those people that thinks everything he does is bad. But his rhetoric is literally fomenting rage in this country that’s not going away until he’s gone. Fingers crossed by end of the year.
7455   Misc   2020 Oct 9, 1:45am  

BoomAndBustCycle says
Patrick says
Meanwhile there have been more than 500 real, actual, on the ground violent riots by BLM and pantyfa across the US, and oh, zero riots by anyone on the right. Zero.


Name more than 10 civilians killed by BLM with their obituaries as proof in the last 4 years. Being a victim of “BLM Terrorism” is ridiculously low. Your odds of dying from covid are higher. (See what I did there). And if you are not a moron that goes out in a counter-protest at 2am wearing a MAGA hat your odds of being a victim are zero.

More BLM protestors have been run over by cars and shot in the face by rubber bullets than any attacks they’ve committed on innocent civilians.

Look, I don’t go to Harrison, Arkansas wearing a BLM T-shirt for the same reason a person wearing a MAGA hat in Compton is a moron. Our country is divided as fuck and Trump is driving that wedge deeper every fucking da...


Fox counts 17 deaths since Floyd's death.

https://www.fox6now.com/news/deadly-unrest-here-are-the-people-who-have-died-amid-george-floyd-protests-across-us

That's also approximately the number of unarmed Black deaths caused by police per year. Most all of these deaths resulted from resisting arrest. Like you say, in a country of 330 million people this is ridiculously low. This is manufactured outrage.

If Black Lives Mattered to Blacks, they could focus on the child sex trade. An estimated about 200000 American children are in the sex trade per year. An estimated 62% of those are Black children or about 125000 people. The only real hope these victims have is the local police, and the Black community is vilifying the police on made up fairy tale abuse accusations.

https://www.ncjrs.gov/ovc_archives/ncvrw/2005/pg5l.html

On one hand, you have Biden who actually got down on one knee in support of this made up crisis. On the other hand, you have Trump grounded in reality supporting the police.
7460   richwicks   2020 Oct 9, 11:08am  

Booger says


This is a stupid thing to do. The "news" media has been painting Trump supporters are violent, mindless assholes for 3 years - we don't need any dickheads trying to push confirmation bias.

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