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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,233,992 views  9,209 comments

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3001   Eric Holder   2020 Dec 7, 6:46pm  

Dbr6 says


Is having an orgy illegal in Hungary?
3002   Bd6r   2020 Dec 7, 7:32pm  

Eric Holder says
Is having an orgy illegal in Hungary?

no, but perhaps the irony is that this politician screams "poofsters bad" while being one and his voters will not tolerate that
kinda like evangelicals such as Ted Haggard here
3003   Ceffer   2020 Dec 7, 7:40pm  

Eric Holder says
Dbr6 says

Must have exceeded the 24 man COVID orgy limit with social distancing limited to twelve inches of poop chute.

Special rules for our exempted, persecuted Xirs.
3010   Eric Holder   2020 Dec 9, 2:50pm  

Eric Holder says




We're fucking DOOMED:

3011   Patrick   2020 Dec 9, 5:54pm  

I'm pretty afraid that the Biden "boom" will be the sound of the stock market imploding.
3013   Bd6r   2020 Dec 10, 6:07pm  

Patrick says
I'm pretty afraid that the Biden "boom" will be the sound of the stock market imploding.

Krugperson has perfect ability to predict the exact opposite of what will happen.
3014   mell   2020 Dec 10, 6:29pm  

Patrick says
I'm pretty afraid that the Biden "boom" will be the sound of the stock market imploding.


Same but the plan for wall street may be to let the red team keep the senate and have 4 years if stalling any regulations and unimpeded globalism. Also if bi-den spends like a drunken socialist sailor the dollar will continue to devalue which will bid up stocks. Only rapidly rising rates can cause a severe correction for now.
3015   Bd6r   2020 Dec 13, 7:03pm  

3016   Ceffer   2020 Dec 13, 7:56pm  

Patrick says
I'm pretty afraid that the Biden "boom" will be the sound of the stock market imploding.


It'll implode faster than Building Seven on 9/11. Of course, that's what they said about Trump to be fair.

There might be a drunken Globalist celebration that could give it props for a while.
3021   GreaterNYCDude   2020 Dec 16, 4:32pm  

FuckCCP89 says

Yep. My preschooler agrees.
3022   Ceffer   2020 Dec 16, 4:43pm  

Sesame Street's 'Jaws Madonna'?
3024   Tenpoundbass   2020 Dec 17, 5:43pm  

3025   mell   2020 Dec 17, 8:02pm  

FuckCCP89 says


lol epic!
3026   SoTex   2020 Dec 17, 8:35pm  

I still don't get it. Oh shit. I see it!
3027   Ceffer   2020 Dec 17, 10:26pm  

just_passing_through says
I still don't get it. Oh shit. I see it!

Now, you will never unsee it unless you tear your eyes out!

"Please, please, make cookie monster go away! I can't take it any more!"
3029   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Dec 18, 9:51am  

Dbr6 says
Eric Holder says
Is having an orgy illegal in Hungary?

no, but perhaps the irony is that this politician screams "poofsters bad" while being one and his voters will not tolerate that
kinda like evangelicals such as Ted Haggard here


Could also be fake news. I’ve seen too many of those articles about politicians and they were never true.
3031   SoTex   2020 Dec 19, 9:49pm  

Dude that's fuckeeng funny! hahaha
3036   Patrick   2020 Dec 22, 8:05pm  



The convo is the flyer.
3037   Patrick   2020 Dec 23, 10:27pm  

From now on, instead of actually replying a personal comment, I propose that everyone just paste in this reply:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
3038   SoTex   2020 Dec 23, 10:40pm  

Patrick says
I propose that everyone just paste in this reply:


I know that guy! I'm just too chicken to say his name.
3039   Ceffer   2020 Dec 23, 11:15pm  

Navy Seals go to classes? Who sends them to the principal's office?

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