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Ceffer
2020 Dec 7, 7:40pm
Ceffer
2020 Dec 7, 7:40pm
Eric Holder says
Must have exceeded the 24 man COVID orgy limit with social distancing limited to twelve inches of poop chute.
Special rules for our exempted, persecuted Xirs.
Dbr6 says
Must have exceeded the 24 man COVID orgy limit with social distancing limited to twelve inches of poop chute.
Special rules for our exempted, persecuted Xirs.
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Patrick
2020 Dec 9, 5:54pm
Patrick
2020 Dec 9, 5:54pm
I'm pretty afraid that the Biden "boom" will be the sound of the stock market imploding.
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Patrick
2020 Dec 10, 6:04pm
Seems to be a real thing. Could be yours for $550,000.
https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/d/mountain-view-jet-powered-volkswagen/7241823593.html
Patrick
2020 Dec 10, 6:04pm
Seems to be a real thing. Could be yours for $550,000.
https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/d/mountain-view-jet-powered-volkswagen/7241823593.html
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Bd6r
2020 Dec 10, 6:07pm
Bd6r
2020 Dec 10, 6:07pm
Patrick says
Krugperson has perfect ability to predict the exact opposite of what will happen.
I'm pretty afraid that the Biden "boom" will be the sound of the stock market imploding.
Krugperson has perfect ability to predict the exact opposite of what will happen.
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mell
2020 Dec 10, 6:29pm
Patrick says
Same but the plan for wall street may be to let the red team keep the senate and have 4 years if stalling any regulations and unimpeded globalism. Also if bi-den spends like a drunken socialist sailor the dollar will continue to devalue which will bid up stocks. Only rapidly rising rates can cause a severe correction for now.
I'm pretty afraid that the Biden "boom" will be the sound of the stock market imploding.
Same but the plan for wall street may be to let the red team keep the senate and have 4 years if stalling any regulations and unimpeded globalism. Also if bi-den spends like a drunken socialist sailor the dollar will continue to devalue which will bid up stocks. Only rapidly rising rates can cause a severe correction for now.
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Ceffer
2020 Dec 13, 7:56pm
Ceffer
2020 Dec 13, 7:56pm
Patrick says
It'll implode faster than Building Seven on 9/11. Of course, that's what they said about Trump to be fair.
There might be a drunken Globalist celebration that could give it props for a while.
I'm pretty afraid that the Biden "boom" will be the sound of the stock market imploding.
It'll implode faster than Building Seven on 9/11. Of course, that's what they said about Trump to be fair.
There might be a drunken Globalist celebration that could give it props for a while.
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Ceffer
2020 Dec 17, 10:26pm
Ceffer
2020 Dec 17, 10:26pm
just_passing_through says
Now, you will never unsee it unless you tear your eyes out!
"Please, please, make cookie monster go away! I can't take it any more!"
I still don't get it. Oh shit. I see it!
Now, you will never unsee it unless you tear your eyes out!
"Please, please, make cookie monster go away! I can't take it any more!"
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2020 Dec 18, 9:51am
Dbr6 says
Could also be fake news. I’ve seen too many of those articles about politicians and they were never true.
Eric Holder saysIs having an orgy illegal in Hungary?
no, but perhaps the irony is that this politician screams "poofsters bad" while being one and his voters will not tolerate that
kinda like evangelicals such as Ted Haggard here
Could also be fake news. I’ve seen too many of those articles about politicians and they were never true.
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Patrick
2020 Dec 23, 10:27pm
Patrick
2020 Dec 23, 10:27pm
From now on, instead of actually replying a personal comment, I propose that everyone just paste in this reply:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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SoTex
2020 Dec 23, 10:40pm
SoTex
2020 Dec 23, 10:40pm
Patrick says
I know that guy! I'm just too chicken to say his name.
I propose that everyone just paste in this reply:
I know that guy! I'm just too chicken to say his name.
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Ceffer
2020 Dec 23, 11:15pm
Ceffer
2020 Dec 23, 11:15pm
Navy Seals go to classes? Who sends them to the principal's office?
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RWSGFY
2020 Dec 24, 5:06pm
RWSGFY
2020 Dec 24, 5:06pm
Ceffer says
Chuck Norris, of course.
Navy Seals go to classes? Who sends them to the principal's office?
Chuck Norris, of course.
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