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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,012,203 views  39,999 comments

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7905   Patrick   2020 Dec 31, 5:59pm  




That is such a brilliant sticker, I should have 1,000 made, pass them out, and stick them on everything.

How can anyone object?
7911   Bd6r   2021 Jan 2, 6:19pm  

7912   Onvacation   2021 Jan 2, 8:49pm  

The Purpose Of Masks Is To Drive People Insane

http://newtube.app/TonyHeller/zEepkrb
7913   Patrick   2021 Jan 2, 9:41pm  

Onvacation says
The Purpose Of Masks Is To Drive People Insane


This is actually a reasonable explanation.

As in the Soviet Union, the goal of obedience to ridiculous commands is to demoralize people so that they don't fight back.
7915   mell   2021 Jan 3, 9:14am  

Patrick says
Onvacation says
The Purpose Of Masks Is To Drive People Insane


This is actually a reasonable explanation.

As in the Soviet Union, the goal of obedience to ridiculous commands is to demoralize people so that they don't fight back.


100% agreed. Like Kafka's Castle, small business owners, workers and pretty much everyone else not with their own private island have to jump through bullshit rules and hoops til they are so demoralized that they give up or turn on each other. Without (potentially violent) civil disobedience people won't be able to return to normal. The bullshit has taken over their lives, esp. in leftoid states.
7916   Patrick   2021 Jan 3, 3:39pm  

mell says
so demoralized that they give up or turn on each other


You know, masks are great for this as well.

I actually had a woman cover her masked face with her arms when I jogged by today without a mask. I literally laughed out loud and that was the appropriate thing to do.

I never wear a mask outdoors. It's frankly psychotic.

Psychosis:

Psychosis is an abnormal condition of the mind that results in difficulties determining what is real and what is not real. Symptoms may include delusions and hallucinations. Other symptoms may include incoherent speech and behavior that is inappropriate for the situation.


Wow, this is an amazingly accurate description of the left.
7917   HeadSet   2021 Jan 3, 3:45pm  

Any reason why UV-B bulbs (ultraviolet light that destroys viruses, but safe for people) have not been installed in trains or other indoor areas where people gather?
7918   Patrick   2021 Jan 3, 3:48pm  

HeadSet says
Any reason why UV-B bulbs (ultraviolet light that destroys viruses, but safe for people) have not been installed in trains or other indoor areas where people gather?


That might contribute to a return to normality. Can't have that.
7919   richwicks   2021 Jan 3, 4:56pm  

HeadSet says
Any reason why UV-B bulbs (ultraviolet light that destroys viruses, but safe for people) have not been installed in trains or other indoor areas where people gather?


UVB will give you a tan, or a sunburn.

They aren't trying to solve the problem, they are artificially creating problems to offer bullshit solutions. 1/2 the country doesn't even believe there's a pandemic and has ended this masking BS and social distancing. Not in my area, but in parts of Northern NY, certainly.
7925   mell   2021 Jan 5, 7:39pm  

Can somebody post the hilarious 'you work bauxite mine now' meme again? Can't find it. Thanks!
7929   Eric Holder   2021 Jan 8, 8:05am  

Patrick says





But, but... they broke a glass in some door and some dude sat with his feet on Pelosi's desk!
7930   MisdemeanorRebel   2021 Jan 8, 11:01am  

Rumor is somebody took a plop in her desk drawers. Outrageous Terrorism!
7931   Ceffer   2021 Jan 8, 11:18am  

NoCoupForYou says
Rumor is somebody took a plop in her desk drawers. Outrageous Terrorism!

It was a mostly peaceful dump.
7933   HeadSet   2021 Jan 8, 12:07pm  

They even kept their masks on.
7934   Booger   2021 Jan 8, 1:35pm  

NoCoupForYou says
Rumor is somebody took a plop in her desk drawers. Outrageous Terrorism!


I thought that the standard was shitting on her desk?
7935   Ceffer   2021 Jan 8, 1:47pm  

Pelosi asked for a private massage session with the horn guy.
7938   Eric Holder   2021 Jan 9, 11:45am  

Patrick says


If we are to believe NPR the impeachment procedure can be held even after the person has left the office. As inferred by some "political science professor" from Stanford who literally wrote a book on that shit (doesn't mean it's true, of course).

The purpose of doing it is not as silly as it looks at first glance: they want to make sure Trump is not running in 2024 and being impeached, removed and specifically banned from being elected again is the only way to achive that. The hardest part is removal as it requires 2/3 vote in Senate. The last step, bizzarely enough, requires only majority vote.
7939   mell   2021 Jan 9, 3:54pm  

Again Trump will be too old in 2024, bi-den is already enough. That's a chance of a worthy conservative successor ticket like D. Crenshaw / C. Owens 2024.

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