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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am 1,299,459 views 9,462 comments

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richwicks 2021 Jan 6, 7:04am

Tenpoundbass says

I didn't get that, so I looked it up:

www.youtube.com/embed/nv33eaygVDQ

They made it into a film too, the synopsis is a little disturbing.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074995/?ref_=ttpl_pl_tt

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Onvacation 2021 Jan 9, 8:15am

3063 Cash 2021 Jan 10, 9:21am

Very Funny ;)

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Eric Holder 2021 Jan 10, 8:22pm

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RC2006 2021 Jan 11, 12:39pm

3066 Cash 2021 Jan 11, 8:37pm

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RWSGFY 2021 Jan 12, 7:10pm

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richwicks 2021 Jan 12, 7:12pm

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richwicks 2021 Jan 12, 7:23pm

FuckCCP89 says

To be fair, I don't think the question in 1970 can be answered without knowing the center of the 4 1/4 circles.

But my best guess is

(20*30)
- 1/4 (πr5^2)
- 1/4 (πr10^2)
- 1/4 (r4^2 - (πr4^2))
- 1/4 (r6^2 - (πr6^2))

This is assuming the center of each circle is on the edges of what otherwise would be the rectangle, and would be make a quarter circle on the upper left and lower right edges of the rectangle.

Boy, my math has really gone to shit. I should study for an SAT test - from 1990.

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Tenpoundbass 2021 Jan 12, 7:28pm

richwicks says

To be fair, I don't think the question in 1970 can be answered without knowing the center of the 4 1/4 circles.

To be fair, when I did flooring the salesman always sold enough tile or carpet for a 20 x 30 room.

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richwicks 2021 Jan 12, 9:24pm

Tenpoundbass says

richwicks says
To be fair, I don't think the question in 1970 can be answered without knowing the center of the 4 1/4 circles.

To be fair, when I did flooring the salesman always sold enough tile or carpet for a 20 x 30 room.

Well either good marketer or a complete bastard. Did he sell that much flooring for a bathroom or a closet?

When I used to bike a lot, I had to replace my chain periodically. Chain is always too long (has to be) and I'd return the extra 5-7 links demanding a pro-rated refund and act seriously. A lot of salesman remember me for that, after they realized I was kidding.

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Tenpoundbass 2021 Jan 12, 9:38pm

And get this carpet is 12 foot wide, so they have to buy 24 x 30, there's the four feet by 30 strip and the cutouts for those corners.

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