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That would be funny if it might not be real, otherwise it is scary.

Using human Guinea pigs to test an experimental biologic agent has the advantage of getting all of the side effects. Animals can't tell us they are impotent after they take the shot, all we can tell is that they suffer an agonizing death when the experimental biological agent fails. With human test subjects we can get all the details.

Dr Mengele would approve! But he would have tested it on minorities first.

Next step after second shot is exposure to live virus in the wild. You'll still get sick. The experimental biologic agent will be considered successful if you don't die.

Onvacation says

Dr Mengele would approve! But he would have tested it on minorities first.

I read some headline about how the supposed vaccine was offered to black people first, because, you know, BLM!

They rightly refused the honor.

zzyzzx says

This is not implausible.

They gained their political goal, the removal of Trump.

They also gained billions of dollars.

Onvacation says

The experimental biologic agent will be considered successful if you don't die.

Which was the case without the vaccine in 99.99% of people anyway. I guess saving 0.01% of unhealthy and old people is a noble goal. Has nothing to do with politics or big pharma getting a massive payday. Nope.

WookieMan says

Which was the case without the vaccine in 99.99%

99.95%

If you get the experimental biologic agent your chances of surviving the Wuhan increase to 99. 98%. So they say. However, this is negated by your chances of dying from the injection.

Where's Tiffany Dover?

Where's Heraclitusstudent?

Oral or anal?

Fuck those perverts.

First anal then oral...same swab

Booger says

Will be #1 in SF.

Eric Holder says

Booger says

Will be #1 in SF.

Oh so that’s what SF been doing this entire time.

https://zenodo.org/record/4477081

A Bayesian analysis concludes beyond a reasonable doubt that SARS-CoV-2 is not a natural zoonosis but instead is laboratory derived
Quay MD PhD, Steven Carl

https://youtu.be/bloiL_mJ1R4

Maybe the Wuhan will go away if everyone locks down for two weeks.

Onvacation says

Maybe the Wuhan will go away if everyone locks down for two weeks.

It's the science, stupid! Believe and obey it, you fucking neandertals!

Just wear 20 diapers on yo face! And a butt plug to prevent !Covid!Farts! (a story actually run by the lamestream media a while ago).

Anal covid is the worst. It's like smelling fart 24x7

They're deep into believing their own misinformed science. They don't realize all "cases" were designated as COVID - until Biden got elected.
The WHO has changed their "case" designation to 1) must have 2 positive tests using different test methods AND 2) show clinical signs of infection.
Miraculously, cases are starting to drop!!

The WHO did suggest that deaths via trauma not be counted as from Wuhan Virus.

Shows their honesty!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9221721/One-four-Americans-say-NEVER-COVID-19-vaccine.html

One in four Americans say they will NEVER get a COVID-19 vaccine

My second cousin says he tested positive for Wuhan Virus, which surprised him, because he feels fine.

That's about the same experience as my wife's second cousin.

Makes me think the tests are wonky. Sounds like they are both false positives.

Or maybe the test works, but the virus is mostly harmless.

Patrick says

Or maybe the test works, but the virus is mostly harmless.

I think it's both. Test doesn't work AND it's mostly harmless.

I've tested twice. Self administered at a CVS drive through. One I didn't want to test positive for travel reasons. They watched me through the window, but I basically gripped the swab stick higher up and barely even put it in my nose. I wanted a negative test so I just tried to rub it on the outside of the nose just in case.

The other time I was legit sick and stabbed that fucker to my brain hoping to find out. Still negative even though I got sick 1-2 days after 2 people tested positive that we hung out with. NYE. Sharing/touching food and utensils.

If I had Covid it sucked. That said, it's the flu and that sucks too. The dozens I know positive at this point, it's minor if they even know. Congestion or feels like a sinus infection. Which as crazy as it sounds, if you have sinus issues it's hard to smell or taste things... imagine that.

zzyzzx says

One in four Americans say they will NEVER get a COVID-19 vaccine

Not at least until Tiffany Dover says it's Ok.