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Onvacation says

The experimental biologic agent will be considered successful if you don't die.

Which was the case without the vaccine in 99.99% of people anyway. I guess saving 0.01% of unhealthy and old people is a noble goal. Has nothing to do with politics or big pharma getting a massive payday. Nope.

WookieMan says

Which was the case without the vaccine in 99.99%

99.95%

If you get the experimental biologic agent your chances of surviving the Wuhan increase to 99. 98%. So they say. However, this is negated by your chances of dying from the injection.

Where's Tiffany Dover?

Where's Heraclitusstudent?

Oral or anal?

Fuck those perverts.

First anal then oral...same swab

Booger says

Will be #1 in SF.

Eric Holder says

Booger says

Will be #1 in SF.

Oh so that’s what SF been doing this entire time.

https://zenodo.org/record/4477081

A Bayesian analysis concludes beyond a reasonable doubt that SARS-CoV-2 is not a natural zoonosis but instead is laboratory derived
Quay MD PhD, Steven Carl

https://youtu.be/bloiL_mJ1R4

Maybe the Wuhan will go away if everyone locks down for two weeks.

Onvacation says

Maybe the Wuhan will go away if everyone locks down for two weeks.

It's the science, stupid! Believe and obey it, you fucking neandertals!

Just wear 20 diapers on yo face! And a butt plug to prevent !Covid!Farts! (a story actually run by the lamestream media a while ago).

Anal covid is the worst. It's like smelling fart 24x7

They're deep into believing their own misinformed science. They don't realize all "cases" were designated as COVID - until Biden got elected.
The WHO has changed their "case" designation to 1) must have 2 positive tests using different test methods AND 2) show clinical signs of infection.
Miraculously, cases are starting to drop!!

The WHO did suggest that deaths via trauma not be counted as from Wuhan Virus.

Shows their honesty!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9221721/One-four-Americans-say-NEVER-COVID-19-vaccine.html

One in four Americans say they will NEVER get a COVID-19 vaccine

My second cousin says he tested positive for Wuhan Virus, which surprised him, because he feels fine.

That's about the same experience as my wife's second cousin.

Makes me think the tests are wonky. Sounds like they are both false positives.

Or maybe the test works, but the virus is mostly harmless.

Patrick says

Or maybe the test works, but the virus is mostly harmless.

I think it's both. Test doesn't work AND it's mostly harmless.

I've tested twice. Self administered at a CVS drive through. One I didn't want to test positive for travel reasons. They watched me through the window, but I basically gripped the swab stick higher up and barely even put it in my nose. I wanted a negative test so I just tried to rub it on the outside of the nose just in case.

The other time I was legit sick and stabbed that fucker to my brain hoping to find out. Still negative even though I got sick 1-2 days after 2 people tested positive that we hung out with. NYE. Sharing/touching food and utensils.

If I had Covid it sucked. That said, it's the flu and that sucks too. The dozens I know positive at this point, it's minor if they even know. Congestion or feels like a sinus infection. Which as crazy as it sounds, if you have sinus issues it's hard to smell or taste things... imagine that.

zzyzzx says

One in four Americans say they will NEVER get a COVID-19 vaccine

Not at least until Tiffany Dover says it's Ok.

https://www.toddstarnes.com/politics/watch-mayor-pete-mulling-mandatory-negative-covid-test-for-airline-passengers/

Pete Buttplug Mulling Mandatory Negative Chi-Com Virus Test for Airline Passengers

zzyzzx says

https://www.toddstarnes.com/politics/watch-mayor-pete-mulling-mandatory-negative-covid-test-for-airline-passengers/

Pete Buttplug Mulling Mandatory Negative Chi-Com Virus Test for Airline Passengers

Good luck. Airline lobby is too strong. It's been a year almost and I don't believe there's been a case known to have come from travel via airlines. People got it before or during their travels. One of the main reasons I think this virus is a joke having flown on I think 14 one way flights. Hanging out in terminals having some beers with unmasked people. The virus is not that contagious or dangerous. Will be gone by the summer is my guess, but we'll have to wear mask, just because.

WookieMan says

Good luck. Airline lobby is too strong.

Stronger than Democrat "science"???

If this passes short airline stocks.

zzyzzx says

Pete Buttplug Mulling Mandatory Negative Chi-Com Virus Test for Airline Passengers

Only the ass-probing variety of the test would qualify.

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2021/feb/9/sister-andre-116-worlds-second-oldest-person-survi/

World's second-oldest person, 116, survives coronavirus: 'I didn't even realize I had it'