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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,073,078 views  41,371 comments

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8338   FarmersWon   2021 Feb 16, 12:33am  

richwicks says
election2020 says
Hindooo is not "indvidual" but a "Dirty cult".
If someone want to remain part of dirty cult , Let he/she be, We can't stop showing its ugly reality and insulting its followers.


I've explained your error in attempted persuasion, I'm not going to persist.

You're not going to change anybody's minds with your bullshit. You either talk rationally and explain what they don't know, or you resort to stupid childish rhetoric which anybody that is worth persuading ignores.


I am stating the facts and obvious violations of human rights with proof.
My only obligation is to tell truth and insult the cruelty as much as I can.

If after knowing facts, somebody wants to be "traitor to humanity" that is his/her choice.
I am not here to convince anybody.
8339   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2021 Feb 16, 6:11am  

Patrick says


U.S.—As the media continues to gaslight the American people, cover for pedophiles, and retract information when it damages their political allies, the nation is increasingly wishing there were some sort of phrase to describe the kind of behavior befitting of an adversary of the populace.

"If only there were a catchy phrase, in use for hundreds of years in a variety of contexts, that succinctly described the way the corporate press is behaving," said one man in Nebraska. He shook his head. "Nothing comes to mind though."

Concerned citizens convened in Cleveland to come up with a cogent callsign for the corporate cable news media.

Here is what they've come up with so far:

Adversary of the populace
Opposition of the citizenry
Opponent of the masses
Traitor to the inhabitants
Villian of the plebeians
Foe of the folk
Antagonist of the populati...


A lot of truth in that humor.
8340   zzyzzx   2021 Feb 16, 7:11am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/people-who-moved-to-texas-from-california-finally-feeling-at-home-now-that-power-is-out

People Who Moved To Texas From California Finally Feeling At Home Now That Power Is Out

AUSTIN, TX—Thousands of people who escaped the desolate wasteland of California have found new opportunities by moving to Texas. To help them feel right at home, even the weather is extending some Texas hospitality by knocking out power stations-- giving the former Californians a taste of the blackouts they're used to.

"Ah... just like old Gavin Newsom used to do back in Cali," said local resident Alice Muggins while lighting candles around the house. "I just wasn't used to having electrical power all the time and it felt really weird. Now, it feels a little more like home!"

According to sources, former Californians are helping people in their Texas communities who have never experienced something like this before. From how to prepare food without electricity to how to use an emergency generator, the Californian immigrants to Texas have been instrumental in keeping their communities alive in the midst of the outages.

California Governor Gavin Newsom attempted to gloat in a Facebook Live post, but his phone died and he was unable to charge it due to a power outage.
8341   Patrick   2021 Feb 16, 9:05am  

OMG, the Bee just keeps nailing it!

I tried to sign up for their premium service ($50/year) but was not able because I have all Google domains blocked and they require a Google recaptcha to even pay them.

So I tried to send them a note about how it's not wise to depend on not being cancelled by Google, but even their message form will not work without Google deciding they like you or not, and guess what? Google would not let me through their recaptcha.

So I looked up their address and wrote them a physical letter. I hope they get it and understand what I'm saying.
8346   richwicks   2021 Feb 16, 9:38pm  

Patrick says
OMG, the Bee just keeps nailing it!

I tried to sign up for their premium service ($50/year) but was not able because I have all Google domains blocked and they require a Google recaptcha to even pay them.

So I tried to send them a note about how it's not wise to depend on not being cancelled by Google, but even their message form will not work without Google deciding they like you or not, and guess what? Google would not let me through their recaptcha.

So I looked up their address and wrote them a physical letter. I hope they get it and understand what I'm saying.


@Patrick - use Brave in TOR mode and it will bypass what I assume is your /etc/hosts file which I'm guessing you are using to block google sites.

I block nearly everything from Google, but I can go to www.google.com itself although I rarely do. I'm also in the habit of always being on the web in "incognito" mode - cookies and other nonsense I pick up get wiped when I close the browser.
8347   Patrick   2021 Feb 16, 9:50pm  

richwicks says
Brave in TOR mode


Wow, thanks @richwicks I did not know about this.

File -> New Private Window With Tor
8352   Ceffer   2021 Feb 17, 8:03pm  

Correction: Bush, Cheney, and buddies killed ~ 3K. A wee sacrifice of innocents for the false flag.
8354   Ceffer   2021 Feb 17, 11:24pm  

CNN is so bereft of content, Anderson Cooper is spending all his time at the CNN glory hole.
8355   richwicks   2021 Feb 18, 12:28am  

Ceffer says
Correction: Bush, Cheney, and buddies killed ~ 3K. A wee sacrifice of innocents for the false flag.


Isn't it odd to be a person with balls in a society of eunuchs? I don't think people disagree about 9/11 as much as I think they're too cowardly to point it out. Bunch of fucking pussies in this nation calling themselves men.
8360   Booger   2021 Feb 18, 6:25pm  

South park on election stealing:
https://youtu.be/lKPy8c7VT7Y
8362   Karloff   2021 Feb 18, 8:12pm  

Hah, he even refers to the "erection results".
8364   Patrick   2021 Feb 20, 9:32am  

From a chain email:

1 - Eleven teens die each day because of texting while driving. Maybe it's time to raise the age of Smart Phone ownership to 21.

2 - If gun control laws actually worked, Chicago would be Mayberry, USA.

3 - The Second Amendment makes more women equal than the entire feminist movement.

4 - Legal gun owners have 300 million guns and a trillion rounds of ammo. Seriously, folks, if we were the problem, you'd know it.

5 - When JFK was killed, nobody blamed the rifle.

6 - The NRA (National Rifle Association) murders 0 people and receives ($$$$ 0) nothing in government funds. Planned Parenthood kills 350,000 babies every year and receives $500,000,000 in tax dollars annually.

7 - I have no problem with vigorous background checks when it comes to firearms. While we're at it, let's do the same when it comes to immigration, Voter I.D., and candidates running for office.

8 - Folks keep talking about another Civil War. One side knows how to shoot and probably has a trillion rounds. The other side has crying closets and is confused about which bathroom to use. Now tell me, how do you think that would end?
8367   Onvacation   2021 Feb 20, 9:32pm  

WHAT BIDEN REALLY THINKS ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE

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