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https://babylonbee.com/news/people-who-moved-to-texas-from-california-finally-feeling-at-home-now-that-power-is-out

People Who Moved To Texas From California Finally Feeling At Home Now That Power Is Out

AUSTIN, TX—Thousands of people who escaped the desolate wasteland of California have found new opportunities by moving to Texas. To help them feel right at home, even the weather is extending some Texas hospitality by knocking out power stations-- giving the former Californians a taste of the blackouts they're used to.

"Ah... just like old Gavin Newsom used to do back in Cali," said local resident Alice Muggins while lighting candles around the house. "I just wasn't used to having electrical power all the time and it felt really weird. Now, it feels a little more like home!"

According to sources, former Californians are helping people in their Texas communities who have never experienced something like this before. From how to prepare food without electricity to how to use an emergency generator, the Californian immigrants to Texas have been instrumental in keeping their communities alive in the midst of the outages.

California Governor Gavin Newsom attempted to gloat in a Facebook Live post, but his phone died and he was unable to charge it due to a power outage.

OMG, the Bee just keeps nailing it!

I tried to sign up for their premium service ($50/year) but was not able because I have all Google domains blocked and they require a Google recaptcha to even pay them.

So I tried to send them a note about how it's not wise to depend on not being cancelled by Google, but even their message form will not work without Google deciding they like you or not, and guess what? Google would not let me through their recaptcha.

So I looked up their address and wrote them a physical letter. I hope they get it and understand what I'm saying.

Patrick says

OMG, the Bee just keeps nailing it!

I tried to sign up for their premium service ($50/year) but was not able because I have all Google domains blocked and they require a Google recaptcha to even pay them.

So I tried to send them a note about how it's not wise to depend on not being cancelled by Google, but even their message form will not work without Google deciding they like you or not, and guess what? Google would not let me through their recaptcha.

So I looked up their address and wrote them a physical letter. I hope they get it and understand what I'm saying.

@Patrick - use Brave in TOR mode and it will bypass what I assume is your /etc/hosts file which I'm guessing you are using to block google sites.

I block nearly everything from Google, but I can go to www.google.com itself although I rarely do. I'm also in the habit of always being on the web in "incognito" mode - cookies and other nonsense I pick up get wiped when I close the browser.

richwicks says

Brave in TOR mode

Wow, thanks @richwicks I did not know about this.

File -> New Private Window With Tor

Correction: Bush, Cheney, and buddies killed ~ 3K. A wee sacrifice of innocents for the false flag.

CNN is so bereft of content, Anderson Cooper is spending all his time at the CNN glory hole.

Ceffer says

Correction: Bush, Cheney, and buddies killed ~ 3K. A wee sacrifice of innocents for the false flag.

Isn't it odd to be a person with balls in a society of eunuchs? I don't think people disagree about 9/11 as much as I think they're too cowardly to point it out. Bunch of fucking pussies in this nation calling themselves men.

Enimem parody:
https://youtu.be/cB3Cy8x9Y1s

South park on election stealing:
https://youtu.be/lKPy8c7VT7Y

Booger says

South park on election stealing:
https://youtu.be/lKPy8c7VT7Y

lol

Hah, he even refers to the "erection results".

From a chain email:

1 - Eleven teens die each day because of texting while driving. Maybe it's time to raise the age of Smart Phone ownership to 21.

2 - If gun control laws actually worked, Chicago would be Mayberry, USA.

3 - The Second Amendment makes more women equal than the entire feminist movement.

4 - Legal gun owners have 300 million guns and a trillion rounds of ammo. Seriously, folks, if we were the problem, you'd know it.

5 - When JFK was killed, nobody blamed the rifle.

6 - The NRA (National Rifle Association) murders 0 people and receives ($$$$ 0) nothing in government funds. Planned Parenthood kills 350,000 babies every year and receives $500,000,000 in tax dollars annually.

7 - I have no problem with vigorous background checks when it comes to firearms. While we're at it, let's do the same when it comes to immigration, Voter I.D., and candidates running for office.

8 - Folks keep talking about another Civil War. One side knows how to shoot and probably has a trillion rounds. The other side has crying closets and is confused about which bathroom to use. Now tell me, how do you think that would end?

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-times-calls-for-banning-coffee-shops-after-learning-people-can-have-uncensored-conversations-there

WHAT BIDEN REALLY THINKS ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE

https://babylonbee.com/news/hasbro-releases-exciting-new-game-of-fauci-says

I have no idea if this is real or fake.