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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,108,146 views  42,078 comments

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8360   Booger   2021 Feb 18, 6:25pm  

South park on election stealing:
https://youtu.be/lKPy8c7VT7Y
8362   Karloff   2021 Feb 18, 8:12pm  

Hah, he even refers to the "erection results".
8364   Patrick   2021 Feb 20, 9:32am  

From a chain email:

1 - Eleven teens die each day because of texting while driving. Maybe it's time to raise the age of Smart Phone ownership to 21.

2 - If gun control laws actually worked, Chicago would be Mayberry, USA.

3 - The Second Amendment makes more women equal than the entire feminist movement.

4 - Legal gun owners have 300 million guns and a trillion rounds of ammo. Seriously, folks, if we were the problem, you'd know it.

5 - When JFK was killed, nobody blamed the rifle.

6 - The NRA (National Rifle Association) murders 0 people and receives ($$$$ 0) nothing in government funds. Planned Parenthood kills 350,000 babies every year and receives $500,000,000 in tax dollars annually.

7 - I have no problem with vigorous background checks when it comes to firearms. While we're at it, let's do the same when it comes to immigration, Voter I.D., and candidates running for office.

8 - Folks keep talking about another Civil War. One side knows how to shoot and probably has a trillion rounds. The other side has crying closets and is confused about which bathroom to use. Now tell me, how do you think that would end?
8367   Onvacation   2021 Feb 20, 9:32pm  

WHAT BIDEN REALLY THINKS ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE
8378   zzyzzx   2021 Feb 23, 9:15am  

I have no idea if this is real or fake.
8382   Onvacation   2021 Feb 24, 6:59am  

Orange woman bad.
8390   Booger   2021 Feb 24, 5:55pm  

How Whites conquered America


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8391   Patrick   2021 Feb 24, 6:01pm  

Excellent video!
8394   zzyzzx   2021 Feb 25, 7:14am  

https://federalinquirer.com/war-rep-marjorie-taylor-greene-decorates-hall-outside-her-office-after-dem-rep-puts-up-trans-flag-video/

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is having a hallway war with her Democrat neighbor Rep. Marie Newman — and she is definitely winning.

8396   Patrick   2021 Feb 25, 8:46pm  

HunterTits says

In CA, it is only illegal to enter an intersection on a red light. If you enter in a yellow, you are ok even if the light turns red while you are still in there.

Learned that in Traffic School.


I got two tickets immediately upon moving to California and ended up at Traffic School to keep my insurance cost down.

The only things I remember from it are:

1. It's punishment, not school.
2. Don't leave your lights on if you pull over to the shoulder due to fog. People will think you're on the highway and slam into you going 70 mph.

I guess I actually did learn something then.
8397   zzyzzx   2021 Feb 26, 9:59am  

Family Guy about black on black crime and the BLM narrative backed by media
https://youtu.be/ukWEsIo8hH4
8398   SunnyvaleCA   2021 Feb 26, 11:15am  

HunterTits says
In CA, it is only illegal to enter an intersection on a red light. If you enter in a yellow, you are ok even if the light turns red while you are still in there.

Learned that in Traffic School.

That's correct for California. However, many other states require that you exit the intersection before the light turns red. With exit-before-red, slow drivers have a harder time to clear, which presumably promotes "speeding."

One problem is that you might be stopped and waiting to turn left. The light is completely green and you see an opportunity to turn in front of oncoming traffic that is far away. If you accelerate slowly and have a wide intersection, you might actually have the light turn yellow after you enter the intersection and then turn red while you are in the intersection because you didn't accelerate quickly enough.

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