34
2

Political Humor Thread


 invite response                
2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,073,876 views  41,375 comments

by Patrick   ➕follow (60)   💰tip   ignore  

« First        Comments 8,393 - 8,432 of 41,375       Last »     Search these comments

8394   zzyzzx   2021 Feb 25, 7:14am  

https://federalinquirer.com/war-rep-marjorie-taylor-greene-decorates-hall-outside-her-office-after-dem-rep-puts-up-trans-flag-video/

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is having a hallway war with her Democrat neighbor Rep. Marie Newman — and she is definitely winning.

8396   Patrick   2021 Feb 25, 8:46pm  

HunterTits says

In CA, it is only illegal to enter an intersection on a red light. If you enter in a yellow, you are ok even if the light turns red while you are still in there.

Learned that in Traffic School.


I got two tickets immediately upon moving to California and ended up at Traffic School to keep my insurance cost down.

The only things I remember from it are:

1. It's punishment, not school.
2. Don't leave your lights on if you pull over to the shoulder due to fog. People will think you're on the highway and slam into you going 70 mph.

I guess I actually did learn something then.
8397   zzyzzx   2021 Feb 26, 9:59am  

Family Guy about black on black crime and the BLM narrative backed by media
https://youtu.be/ukWEsIo8hH4
8398   SunnyvaleCA   2021 Feb 26, 11:15am  

HunterTits says
In CA, it is only illegal to enter an intersection on a red light. If you enter in a yellow, you are ok even if the light turns red while you are still in there.

Learned that in Traffic School.

That's correct for California. However, many other states require that you exit the intersection before the light turns red. With exit-before-red, slow drivers have a harder time to clear, which presumably promotes "speeding."

One problem is that you might be stopped and waiting to turn left. The light is completely green and you see an opportunity to turn in front of oncoming traffic that is far away. If you accelerate slowly and have a wide intersection, you might actually have the light turn yellow after you enter the intersection and then turn red while you are in the intersection because you didn't accelerate quickly enough.
8399   Onvacation   2021 Feb 26, 11:22am  

Made me think of @patrick
8400   Patrick   2021 Feb 26, 12:11pm  

Thank you.

It's true. The Irish generally aren't over-sensitive little bitches.
8401   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2021 Feb 26, 12:31pm  

Patrick says
Thank you.

It's true. The Irish generally aren't over-sensitive little bitches.


most people aren't. its just media pretends everyone is as long as they can use it to cancel political opposition.

completely fucked up.
8403   Patrick   2021 Feb 26, 6:09pm  

I still don't get the level of hate for Obama. He was just another puppet of Wall Street and defense companies.

But then, I don't get the level of hate for Trump either. Maybe he's an asshole, but I don't mind. He did a lot of good, brought mucho peace and prosperity.
8404   Onvacation   2021 Feb 26, 6:26pm  

Political theatre.

It's still possible that Trump was just a hired actor for Hillary to beat. He could have easily done a lot of damage to the deep state but wouldn't even release the last of the Kennedy files over national security issues.


On April 26, in compliance with the deadline set by President Trump last October, the National Archives released 19,045 additional documents from the JFK assassination files. Instead of a full reveal, however, some material will still be kept from the public due to “identifiable national security, law enforcement, and foreign affairs concerns,” according to a White House memo. The president said he was ordering agencies to “re-review each of the redactions over the next three years,” and set a deadline for further release of documents of October 26, 2021.

https://www.history.com/news/final-jfk-files-assassination-documents-release

Trump also pardoned some rappers on gun charges but not the whistleblowers. Giuliani was his lawyer!

It has become clear that we don't elect our rulers.
8405   SoTex   2021 Feb 26, 6:57pm  

Patrick says
Thank you.

It's true. The Irish generally aren't over-sensitive little bitches.


Not in the way you might think:

"What a nice day! The sun is shinning, the flowers are blooming! THERE'S A FUCKING BEE ON THE FLOWER!"

Wish I could find the recording but it's a bit too old to find it's way to the interwebs I think, perhaps it's in here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojHmfrYLW6k

@patrick I don't think you'll find this old Irish humor anywhere but u toob in the short run sadly...
8407   richwicks   2021 Feb 27, 6:43am  

Patrick says
I still don't get the level of hate for Obama. He was just another puppet of Wall Street and defense companies.


You've answered your own question.

People are sick and tired of puppets. Biden is a puppet, Bush was a puppet.

If I talk to somebody that supports Obama over Bush Jr, OR vice versa, I consider them politically naive and/or morally unprincipled. If they don't despise them both, either they don't know what they are and what they've done, or they lack empirical moral judgement.

The whole Hope and Change BS implied, falsely, that Obomba was going to end our never ending war machine.
8409   Tenpoundbass   2021 Feb 27, 8:34am  

I find a Black Superman about as interesting as a White Rapper, rapping about his plight as a person of color.
8411   HeadSet   2021 Feb 27, 9:43am  

RC2006 says

A Black Superman is no less believable that a space alien would look like a White man.
8414   Onvacation   2021 Feb 27, 12:18pm  

Epic rant. Had to share.

OPPRESSION OBSESSION (rant starts at 0:50)
8424   Patrick   2021 Mar 1, 10:15pm  

Feminists: "I've spent so many years trying to smash the Patriarchy, but the Patriarchy doesn't want to smash me."
8427   Patrick   2021 Mar 2, 7:23pm  

Kermit should have stayed in line.

She can obviously service three at a time.
8429   HeadSet   2021 Mar 2, 8:55pm  

Patrick says
Kermit should have stayed in line.

He did not want to be the "caboose."
8430   SoTex   2021 Mar 2, 9:34pm  

Patrick says


The map! The picture! HAHAHAHA!
8432   Tenpoundbass   2021 Mar 3, 6:18am  

Booger says
Carload of illegal aliens get Tboned!


a red Ford Expedition carrying 28 people was T-boned on the driver’s side by a tractor-trailer — killing at least 15 people —


How in the hell do you fit 28 people in an Explorer. Hmmm, I bet it was full of unaccompanied minors. Really small minors, the Democrats are Sick fucking people.

« First        Comments 8,393 - 8,432 of 41,375       Last »     Search these comments

Please register to comment:

api   best comments   contact   latest images   memes   one year ago   random   suggestions   gaiste