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Could anyone really be at dumb as that woman?

Patrick says

Could anyone really be at dumb as that woman?

Haha. One would think so, but she "sounded" serious. Who knows...

You know what really Sucks? I can't think of nowhere cooler than Patrick.net to report Patrick's stellar meme.

Patrick says

Lol, thanks.

I'd say don't even give FB any interesting content at all.

Post it to places that you like instead.

Nothing worse than man spreading tranny beaver.

HunterTits says

I ammm soooo tempted to post this on FB.

I should have checked the Political Humor thread, and saw it was already posted there.

HunterTits says

Tenpoundbass says

I ammm soooo tempted to post this on FB.

#fuckzukfuck

Tenpoundbass says

So, this got me to wondering, is this true? And it is. Nearly every photo you see of men and women standing in a line and facing forward, men adopt the posture having feet pointed out, and women with the feet together and in classic female etiquette, it's encouraged for women to place not only their knees but feet together.

https://aladylikeyou.com/poise/how-to-stand-like-a-lady/

If a woman spreads her legs, kind of a slutty posture.

I showed my wife that picture and she said "But that lady on the end has her feet pointed out."

Me: silence

Her: ...oh

Tenpoundbass says

Hey, where are their masks?

Aren't they all going to die now?

Patrick says

Tenpoundbass says

Hey, where are their masks?

Aren't they all going to die now?

They are literally standing in front of a fucking poster on "taking everyday precautions", lol.

Gosh, maybe there is actually just about ZERO fucking danger and the whole circus was designed to destroy Trump's economy, make Fauci rich along with the 15 new "vaccine" billionaires, and funnel money to tech billionaires by forcing an increase on the online user base, while allowing them to happily masturbate to the idea that their epic crime is saving the environment.

Maybe.

Patrick says

I'd say don't even give FB any interesting content at all.

Post it to places that you like instead.

Hope you don't mind the sunset pics I used to post on FB.

I'm very happy you're posting them here instead.

Where are they now:

Booger says

Where are they now:

Had to go through that one twice before I LOL.

I don't get it, but I don't know all the memes.

I love how this guy can't stand up, but still reaches for his beer:



And note :

BRITISH people are the biggest drinkers in the world, outranking the Irish, according to a new study.

On average, people in the UK get drunk 51.1 times a year, considerably more than the Irish, who get drunk 40.7 times a year on average

https://www.irishpost.com/news/britain-bigger-boozers-ireland-official-166912

Patrick says

I love how this guy can't stand up, but still reaches for his beer:

Priorities!

https://youtu.be/mdTynF3tPEQ

Patrick says

BRITISH people are the biggest drinkers in the world, outranking the Irish, according to a new study.

On average, people in the UK get drunk 51.1 times a year, considerably more than the Irish, who get drunk 40.7 times a year on average

I read stats that Koreans have the greatest per capita alcohol consumption in the world, quite unexpected. Apparently, passed out drunk Koreans on the streets is not an uncommon sight. Also, the Japanese have a very high per capita consumption, so the Irish and the British are not alone.

Ceffer says

I read stats that Koreans have the greatest per capita alcohol consumption in the world, quite unexpected.

I thought that the Russians were the undisputed champions of per capital alcohol consumption.

Patrick says

Ceffer says

I read stats that Koreans have the greatest per capita alcohol consumption in the world, quite unexpected.

I thought that the Russians were the undisputed champions of per capital alcohol consumption.

Finns can drink under the table anyone: Russians, Irish, Brittons, you name it.

@G36 is that 'Republican Butt' kid spamming this site last summer.

When I was in Lima, my BIL and his 86 year old Uncle were still up and drinking at the table down stairs. When I woke up the next day and ventured downstairs at 11am with a splitting hangover. The Uncle was still in his Cornel Sander's white suit from the night before, with a huge puke stain running down the whole front of it. Sitting at the dinette table, doing shots and pounding beers with Luis(my BIL).

It was then I decided, I would never get into a drinking contest with anyone. But if I were a betting man, I would back that 86 year old Peruvian dude against anyone on the planet.

Tenpoundbass says

It was then I decided, I would never get into a drinking contest with anyone. But if I were a betting man, I would back that 86 year old Peruvian dude against anyone on the planet.

I went to Ireland in 2013 with my old boss. He has Irish cousins there, so we stayed with them. My boss and his cousin had a few at a pub while I took a nap to recover from the jetlag, then they came back to the house and we all had some beer and a couple of bottles of wine. I thought we were done, but no.

The cousin then poured a freaking pint of whiskey for each of us. I thought he was kidding. He was not. I managed to drink half and gave up. Boss and his cousin drank it all. At least I heard the cousin puking later, proving that he was actually human at least.

I have a rule now of three drinks max and I'm done. If I'm in a bar, I leave so I can't be cajoled into having any more than that.

My BIL isn't a complete dumbass. He bought a house with bars within walking distance. He likes beer. He doesn't like DUI's.

Patrick says

I have a rule now of three drinks max and I'm done. If I'm in a bar, I leave so I can't be cajoled into having any more than that.

I have not frequented bars for years, but I noticed there was always a point in the night when things got a little weird. I called it the twilight zone. That was always my cue that it was time to go. I may have missed out on a lot of fun, or...

Three drinks is my limit as well. Usually beer.