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3209   Patrick   2021 Mar 5, 5:03pm  

Tenpoundbass says



Hey, where are their masks?

Aren't they all going to die now?
3210   Eric Holder   2021 Mar 5, 5:08pm  

Patrick says
Tenpoundbass says



Hey, where are their masks?

Aren't they all going to die now?


They are literally standing in front of a fucking poster on "taking everyday precautions", lol.
3211   Patrick   2021 Mar 5, 5:21pm  

Gosh, maybe there is actually just about ZERO fucking danger and the whole circus was designed to destroy Trump's economy, make Fauci rich along with the 15 new "vaccine" billionaires, and funnel money to tech billionaires by forcing an increase on the online user base, while allowing them to happily masturbate to the idea that their epic crime is saving the environment.

Maybe.
3214   Onvacation   2021 Mar 7, 8:34am  

Patrick says
I'd say don't even give FB any interesting content at all.

Post it to places that you like instead.

Hope you don't mind the sunset pics I used to post on FB.
3215   Patrick   2021 Mar 7, 9:45am  

I'm very happy you're posting them here instead.
3218   Booger   2021 Mar 8, 4:14pm  

Where are they now:
3220   Onvacation   2021 Mar 8, 4:42pm  

Booger says
Where are they now:

Had to go through that one twice before I LOL.
3221   Patrick   2021 Mar 8, 5:08pm  

I don't get it, but I don't know all the memes.
3222   Patrick   2021 Mar 8, 5:12pm  

I love how this guy can't stand up, but still reaches for his beer:



And note :

BRITISH people are the biggest drinkers in the world, outranking the Irish, according to a new study.

On average, people in the UK get drunk 51.1 times a year, considerably more than the Irish, who get drunk 40.7 times a year on average


https://www.irishpost.com/news/britain-bigger-boozers-ireland-official-166912
3223   RWSGFY   2021 Mar 8, 5:30pm  

Patrick says
I love how this guy can't stand up, but still reaches for his beer:


Priorities!
3225   Ceffer   2021 Mar 9, 4:06pm  

Patrick says
BRITISH people are the biggest drinkers in the world, outranking the Irish, according to a new study.

On average, people in the UK get drunk 51.1 times a year, considerably more than the Irish, who get drunk 40.7 times a year on average


I read stats that Koreans have the greatest per capita alcohol consumption in the world, quite unexpected. Apparently, passed out drunk Koreans on the streets is not an uncommon sight. Also, the Japanese have a very high per capita consumption, so the Irish and the British are not alone.
3226   Patrick   2021 Mar 9, 5:35pm  

Ceffer says
I read stats that Koreans have the greatest per capita alcohol consumption in the world, quite unexpected.


I thought that the Russians were the undisputed champions of per capital alcohol consumption.
3227   RWSGFY   2021 Mar 9, 6:11pm  

Patrick says
Ceffer says
I read stats that Koreans have the greatest per capita alcohol consumption in the world, quite unexpected.


I thought that the Russians were the undisputed champions of per capital alcohol consumption.


Finns can drink under the table anyone: Russians, Irish, Brittons, you name it.
3228   SoTex   2021 Mar 9, 8:17pm  

@G36 is that 'Republican Butt' kid spamming this site last summer.
3229   Tenpoundbass   2021 Mar 10, 1:32pm  

When I was in Lima, my BIL and his 86 year old Uncle were still up and drinking at the table down stairs. When I woke up the next day and ventured downstairs at 11am with a splitting hangover. The Uncle was still in his Cornel Sander's white suit from the night before, with a huge puke stain running down the whole front of it. Sitting at the dinette table, doing shots and pounding beers with Luis(my BIL).

It was then I decided, I would never get into a drinking contest with anyone. But if I were a betting man, I would back that 86 year old Peruvian dude against anyone on the planet.
3231   Patrick   2021 Mar 10, 5:02pm  

Tenpoundbass says
It was then I decided, I would never get into a drinking contest with anyone. But if I were a betting man, I would back that 86 year old Peruvian dude against anyone on the planet.



I went to Ireland in 2013 with my old boss. He has Irish cousins there, so we stayed with them. My boss and his cousin had a few at a pub while I took a nap to recover from the jetlag, then they came back to the house and we all had some beer and a couple of bottles of wine. I thought we were done, but no.

The cousin then poured a freaking pint of whiskey for each of us. I thought he was kidding. He was not. I managed to drink half and gave up. Boss and his cousin drank it all. At least I heard the cousin puking later, proving that he was actually human at least.

I have a rule now of three drinks max and I'm done. If I'm in a bar, I leave so I can't be cajoled into having any more than that.
3233   rocketjoe79   2021 Mar 11, 12:02pm  

My BIL isn't a complete dumbass. He bought a house with bars within walking distance. He likes beer. He doesn't like DUI's.
3234   Onvacation   2021 Mar 11, 2:35pm  

Patrick says
I have a rule now of three drinks max and I'm done. If I'm in a bar, I leave so I can't be cajoled into having any more than that.

I have not frequented bars for years, but I noticed there was always a point in the night when things got a little weird. I called it the twilight zone. That was always my cue that it was time to go. I may have missed out on a lot of fun, or...

Three drinks is my limit as well. Usually beer.
3237   Onvacation   2021 Mar 12, 9:43pm  

BBQ Joe
3240   Patrick   2021 Mar 14, 10:31am  

I love it!

Make people think a little.
3241   Onvacation   2021 Mar 15, 1:37pm  

WE NOW KNOW THE REASON PRES. BIDEN'S GERMAN SHEPARD WAS REMOVED FROM WHITE HOUSE PROPERTY
3242   Ceffer   2021 Mar 15, 5:57pm  

Onvacation says
WE NOW KNOW THE REASON PRES. BIDEN'S GERMAN SHEPARD WAS REMOVED FROM WHITE HOUSE PROPERTY

Well, the dog IS wearing a therapy dog vest. Biden probably licks its nose when it comes home.
3244   HeadSet   2021 Mar 15, 7:40pm  

She will get the last laugh at the divorce settlement.....
3245   Ceffer   2021 Mar 15, 7:48pm  

HeadSet says
She will get the last laugh at the divorce settlement.....

LOL! He thinks it's 'his' house. LOL!
3247   Tenpoundbass   2021 Mar 15, 8:07pm  

"Babe"? "Babe I saw YOU!"

One duck sick and he'll be all lovey dovey again.

That wasn't the actions of a guy pissed off ditching his wife. That was the actions of a guy that just wanted to put her on notice.

If he gave a fuck he would have interrupted their trist.

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