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I love how this guy can't stand up, but still reaches for his beer:



And note :

BRITISH people are the biggest drinkers in the world, outranking the Irish, according to a new study.

On average, people in the UK get drunk 51.1 times a year, considerably more than the Irish, who get drunk 40.7 times a year on average

https://www.irishpost.com/news/britain-bigger-boozers-ireland-official-166912

Patrick says

I love how this guy can't stand up, but still reaches for his beer:

Priorities!

https://youtu.be/mdTynF3tPEQ

Patrick says

BRITISH people are the biggest drinkers in the world, outranking the Irish, according to a new study.

On average, people in the UK get drunk 51.1 times a year, considerably more than the Irish, who get drunk 40.7 times a year on average

I read stats that Koreans have the greatest per capita alcohol consumption in the world, quite unexpected. Apparently, passed out drunk Koreans on the streets is not an uncommon sight. Also, the Japanese have a very high per capita consumption, so the Irish and the British are not alone.

Ceffer says

I read stats that Koreans have the greatest per capita alcohol consumption in the world, quite unexpected.

I thought that the Russians were the undisputed champions of per capital alcohol consumption.

Patrick says

Ceffer says

I read stats that Koreans have the greatest per capita alcohol consumption in the world, quite unexpected.

I thought that the Russians were the undisputed champions of per capital alcohol consumption.

Finns can drink under the table anyone: Russians, Irish, Brittons, you name it.

@G36 is that 'Republican Butt' kid spamming this site last summer.

When I was in Lima, my BIL and his 86 year old Uncle were still up and drinking at the table down stairs. When I woke up the next day and ventured downstairs at 11am with a splitting hangover. The Uncle was still in his Cornel Sander's white suit from the night before, with a huge puke stain running down the whole front of it. Sitting at the dinette table, doing shots and pounding beers with Luis(my BIL).

It was then I decided, I would never get into a drinking contest with anyone. But if I were a betting man, I would back that 86 year old Peruvian dude against anyone on the planet.

Tenpoundbass says

It was then I decided, I would never get into a drinking contest with anyone. But if I were a betting man, I would back that 86 year old Peruvian dude against anyone on the planet.

I went to Ireland in 2013 with my old boss. He has Irish cousins there, so we stayed with them. My boss and his cousin had a few at a pub while I took a nap to recover from the jetlag, then they came back to the house and we all had some beer and a couple of bottles of wine. I thought we were done, but no.

The cousin then poured a freaking pint of whiskey for each of us. I thought he was kidding. He was not. I managed to drink half and gave up. Boss and his cousin drank it all. At least I heard the cousin puking later, proving that he was actually human at least.

I have a rule now of three drinks max and I'm done. If I'm in a bar, I leave so I can't be cajoled into having any more than that.

My BIL isn't a complete dumbass. He bought a house with bars within walking distance. He likes beer. He doesn't like DUI's.

Patrick says

I have a rule now of three drinks max and I'm done. If I'm in a bar, I leave so I can't be cajoled into having any more than that.

I have not frequented bars for years, but I noticed there was always a point in the night when things got a little weird. I called it the twilight zone. That was always my cue that it was time to go. I may have missed out on a lot of fun, or...

Three drinks is my limit as well. Usually beer.

BBQ Joe

I love it!

Make people think a little.

WE NOW KNOW THE REASON PRES. BIDEN'S GERMAN SHEPARD WAS REMOVED FROM WHITE HOUSE PROPERTY

Onvacation says

WE NOW KNOW THE REASON PRES. BIDEN'S GERMAN SHEPARD WAS REMOVED FROM WHITE HOUSE PROPERTY

Well, the dog IS wearing a therapy dog vest. Biden probably licks its nose when it comes home.

She will get the last laugh at the divorce settlement.....

HeadSet says

She will get the last laugh at the divorce settlement.....

LOL! He thinks it's 'his' house. LOL!

"Babe"? "Babe I saw YOU!"

One duck sick and he'll be all lovey dovey again.

That wasn't the actions of a guy pissed off ditching his wife. That was the actions of a guy that just wanted to put her on notice.

If he gave a fuck he would have interrupted their trist.

Tenpoundbass says

"Babe"? "Babe I saw YOU!"

One duck sick and he'll be all lovey dovey again.

"But, baby, your brother was in need. His dick is just like yours, only bigger!"

Tenpoundbass says

If he gave a fuck he would have interrupted their trist.

.... and went medieval on their asses.

FuckCCP89 says

Tenpoundbass says

If he gave a fuck he would have interrupted their trist.

.... and went medieval on their asses.

Unless he saw them on a surveillance camera after the fact.

From a chain mail:

Common Sense

I wonder how many people would have been shot by police if they did not commit crimes nor resist arrest? I suppose it would be NONE, except for the rare accident.

If you don't want to get hit by a car, don't protest in the middle of a highway

If you don't want to get killed by the Police, don't engage in illegal activities.

If you're scared of the Coronavirus, stay home.

If you don't love America, leave it.

It's really not that difficult to figure out.

Just because you toppled a statue doesn't mean you changed history. It just shows how ignorant you are.

BLM has done more to promote racism in past months than all the Confederate Memorials in the past 100 years.

Would you hire a person who hates animals to care for your dog? Then, why would you elect people who hate America?

If you're driving alone in your car & wearing a mask, you don't need to put a Biden sticker on your car... we already know.

The NFL now says it may bar all Military & Police Honor Guards from being on the field. I hope the NFL tanks completely! Have you considered your response?

Want to be Green? Shut off your air conditioning, turn off your phone, TV and computers and go outside and plant next year's dinner.

The only things that have gotten worse since Trump became President are the Democrats.

For those of you who are serious germ-fearers: did you know that door knobs made out of brass disinfect themselves in about 8 hours?

If we don't start getting behind the Police, they'll all quit. I know I would!

If we are removing 'To Kill a Mockingbird' due to its use of the "N" word, how many Rap albums are going with it?

Warning to BLM & ANTIFA: Once you've managed to defund & eliminate the Police, there's nobody protecting you from us. Hope everyone remembers that.

Payday candy bar is changing its name because it's offensive to those who don't work.

Patrick says

Payday candy bar is changing its name because it's offensive to those who don't work.

FoodStamps candy bar has a nice ring.

Ceffer says

Tenpoundbass says

"Babe"? "Babe I saw YOU!"

One duck sick and he'll be all lovey dovey again.

"But, baby, your brother was in need. His dick is just like yours, only bigger!"

The more I think about it, the more I think it was all Staged.

1) Mom helping Son admonish another Son over infidelity. No Mother would do that, what happens if the son then pulls out a gun and shoots the other son in a fit of jealous rage. The mother would have been part of the set up?

2) He said "Oh and my wedding ring" and proceeded to put an Old Ladies costume jewelry ring on the cake.

3) The wife didn't say... "Woah.. wait.. what... what are you doing with your wedding ring?" and pulled off the blind fold.

4) No fists were thrown between the brothers.

Patrick says

I wonder how many people would have been shot by police if they did not commit crimes nor resist arrest? I suppose it would be NONE, except for the rare accident.

This guy was shot for carrying a plastic spoon:

https://www.guns.com/news/2014/12/18/man-with-mental-health-problems-shot-dead-by-police-while-wielding-spoon-video

This mentally ill man was shot because the police claimed they felt "threatened". Watch the video, would YOU have been threatened by this man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ny0mpmioKg

One of the police officers was recorded saying he was going to shoot the man in the balls - and he did BTW.

Some police are just brutal fucking monsters. Derek Chauvin wasn't. Ironically, he restored some of my faith in the goodness of police. If you've seen the full body cam footage (and I'm certain you have) he was even polite, and was QUITE patient. I gained a lot of respect for police with how Chavin acted with Floyd. If HE goes to jail, our system is fucking broken. Riots should ensue then.

George Floyd was a brutal drug addict, and he was NOT cleaning up his life. I feel badly for Floyd, but he killed himself with a drug overdose. Chauvin didn't kill him.

Yes, I hope my wife never meets my fleshlight.

Ceffer says

Yes, I hope my wife never meets my fleshlight.

??? A good wife would wash it out for you.

Onvacation says

I was eating lunch with my 25 year old daughter at a Diner, I showed her this meme. She laughed and said that's so true.

She just got a $3K check between her income tax and stimulus.

Onvacation says

Never seen Kamala in those boots before.