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Onvacation
2021 Mar 15, 1:37pm
Onvacation
2021 Mar 15, 1:37pm
WE NOW KNOW THE REASON PRES. BIDEN'S GERMAN SHEPARD WAS REMOVED FROM WHITE HOUSE PROPERTY
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Ceffer
2021 Mar 15, 5:57pm
Ceffer
2021 Mar 15, 5:57pm
Onvacation says
Well, the dog IS wearing a therapy dog vest. Biden probably licks its nose when it comes home.
WE NOW KNOW THE REASON PRES. BIDEN'S GERMAN SHEPARD WAS REMOVED FROM WHITE HOUSE PROPERTY
Well, the dog IS wearing a therapy dog vest. Biden probably licks its nose when it comes home.
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Ceffer
2021 Mar 15, 7:48pm
Ceffer
2021 Mar 15, 7:48pm
HeadSet says
LOL! He thinks it's 'his' house. LOL!
She will get the last laugh at the divorce settlement.....
LOL! He thinks it's 'his' house. LOL!
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Mar 15, 8:07pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 Mar 15, 8:07pm
"Babe"? "Babe I saw YOU!"
One duck sick and he'll be all lovey dovey again.
That wasn't the actions of a guy pissed off ditching his wife. That was the actions of a guy that just wanted to put her on notice.
If he gave a fuck he would have interrupted their trist.
One duck sick and he'll be all lovey dovey again.
That wasn't the actions of a guy pissed off ditching his wife. That was the actions of a guy that just wanted to put her on notice.
If he gave a fuck he would have interrupted their trist.
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Ceffer
2021 Mar 15, 10:11pm
Ceffer
2021 Mar 15, 10:11pm
Tenpoundbass says
"But, baby, your brother was in need. His dick is just like yours, only bigger!"
"Babe"? "Babe I saw YOU!"
One duck sick and he'll be all lovey dovey again.
"But, baby, your brother was in need. His dick is just like yours, only bigger!"
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RWSGFY
2021 Mar 16, 7:33am
RWSGFY
2021 Mar 16, 7:33am
Tenpoundbass says
.... and went medieval on their asses.
If he gave a fuck he would have interrupted their trist.
.... and went medieval on their asses.
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HeadSet
2021 Mar 16, 8:10am
HeadSet
2021 Mar 16, 8:10am
FuckCCP89 says
Unless he saw them on a surveillance camera after the fact.
Tenpoundbass saysIf he gave a fuck he would have interrupted their trist.
.... and went medieval on their asses.
Unless he saw them on a surveillance camera after the fact.
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Patrick
2021 Mar 16, 11:13am
Patrick
2021 Mar 16, 11:13am
From a chain mail:
Common Sense
I wonder how many people would have been shot by police if they did not commit crimes nor resist arrest? I suppose it would be NONE, except for the rare accident.
If you don't want to get hit by a car, don't protest in the middle of a highway
If you don't want to get killed by the Police, don't engage in illegal activities.
If you're scared of the Coronavirus, stay home.
If you don't love America, leave it.
It's really not that difficult to figure out.
Just because you toppled a statue doesn't mean you changed history. It just shows how ignorant you are.
BLM has done more to promote racism in past months than all the Confederate Memorials in the past 100 years.
Would you hire a person who hates animals to care for your dog? Then, why would you elect people who hate America?
If you're driving alone in your car & wearing a mask, you don't need to put a Biden sticker on your car... we already know.
The NFL now says it may bar all Military & Police Honor Guards from being on the field. I hope the NFL tanks completely! Have you considered your response?
Want to be Green? Shut off your air conditioning, turn off your phone, TV and computers and go outside and plant next year's dinner.
The only things that have gotten worse since Trump became President are the Democrats.
For those of you who are serious germ-fearers: did you know that door knobs made out of brass disinfect themselves in about 8 hours?
If we don't start getting behind the Police, they'll all quit. I know I would!
If we are removing 'To Kill a Mockingbird' due to its use of the "N" word, how many Rap albums are going with it?
Warning to BLM & ANTIFA: Once you've managed to defund & eliminate the Police, there's nobody protecting you from us. Hope everyone remembers that.
Payday candy bar is changing its name because it's offensive to those who don't work.
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Ceffer
2021 Mar 16, 11:32am
Ceffer
2021 Mar 16, 11:32am
Patrick says
FoodStamps candy bar has a nice ring.
Payday candy bar is changing its name because it's offensive to those who don't work.
FoodStamps candy bar has a nice ring.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Mar 16, 12:37pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 Mar 16, 12:37pm
Ceffer says
The more I think about it, the more I think it was all Staged.
1) Mom helping Son admonish another Son over infidelity. No Mother would do that, what happens if the son then pulls out a gun and shoots the other son in a fit of jealous rage. The mother would have been part of the set up?
2) He said "Oh and my wedding ring" and proceeded to put an Old Ladies costume jewelry ring on the cake.
3) The wife didn't say... "Woah.. wait.. what... what are you doing with your wedding ring?" and pulled off the blind fold.
4) No fists were thrown between the brothers.
Tenpoundbass says"Babe"? "Babe I saw YOU!"
One duck sick and he'll be all lovey dovey again.
"But, baby, your brother was in need. His dick is just like yours, only bigger!"
The more I think about it, the more I think it was all Staged.
1) Mom helping Son admonish another Son over infidelity. No Mother would do that, what happens if the son then pulls out a gun and shoots the other son in a fit of jealous rage. The mother would have been part of the set up?
2) He said "Oh and my wedding ring" and proceeded to put an Old Ladies costume jewelry ring on the cake.
3) The wife didn't say... "Woah.. wait.. what... what are you doing with your wedding ring?" and pulled off the blind fold.
4) No fists were thrown between the brothers.
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richwicks
2021 Mar 16, 1:36pm
richwicks
2021 Mar 16, 1:36pm
Patrick says
This guy was shot for carrying a plastic spoon:
https://www.guns.com/news/2014/12/18/man-with-mental-health-problems-shot-dead-by-police-while-wielding-spoon-video
This mentally ill man was shot because the police claimed they felt "threatened". Watch the video, would YOU have been threatened by this man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ny0mpmioKg
One of the police officers was recorded saying he was going to shoot the man in the balls - and he did BTW.
Some police are just brutal fucking monsters. Derek Chauvin wasn't. Ironically, he restored some of my faith in the goodness of police. If you've seen the full body cam footage (and I'm certain you have) he was even polite, and was QUITE patient. I gained a lot of respect for police with how Chavin acted with Floyd. If HE goes to jail, our system is fucking broken. Riots should ensue then.
George Floyd was a brutal drug addict, and he was NOT cleaning up his life. I feel badly for Floyd, but he killed himself with a drug overdose. Chauvin didn't kill him.
I wonder how many people would have been shot by police if they did not commit crimes nor resist arrest? I suppose it would be NONE, except for the rare accident.
This guy was shot for carrying a plastic spoon:
https://www.guns.com/news/2014/12/18/man-with-mental-health-problems-shot-dead-by-police-while-wielding-spoon-video
This mentally ill man was shot because the police claimed they felt "threatened". Watch the video, would YOU have been threatened by this man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ny0mpmioKg
One of the police officers was recorded saying he was going to shoot the man in the balls - and he did BTW.
Some police are just brutal fucking monsters. Derek Chauvin wasn't. Ironically, he restored some of my faith in the goodness of police. If you've seen the full body cam footage (and I'm certain you have) he was even polite, and was QUITE patient. I gained a lot of respect for police with how Chavin acted with Floyd. If HE goes to jail, our system is fucking broken. Riots should ensue then.
George Floyd was a brutal drug addict, and he was NOT cleaning up his life. I feel badly for Floyd, but he killed himself with a drug overdose. Chauvin didn't kill him.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Mar 19, 11:29am
Tenpoundbass
2021 Mar 19, 11:29am
Onvacation says
I was eating lunch with my 25 year old daughter at a Diner, I showed her this meme. She laughed and said that's so true.
She just got a $3K check between her income tax and stimulus.
I was eating lunch with my 25 year old daughter at a Diner, I showed her this meme. She laughed and said that's so true.
She just got a $3K check between her income tax and stimulus.
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